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If I read the news correctly, I fit a profile that is of extreme importance to the GOP, as I embody the archetype that fits your narrative of Real Americans. Just how much should my profile interest you? Are you sitting down?
-My family lineage goes back to the MAYFLOWER, BOAT ONE!!! (Garland family of New England-> John Adams -> Howard Alden -> Plymouth colony ->KINGS OF MUTHAF***IN ENGLAND)
-I am a heterosexual, married to the super Caucasian mother of my two beautiful children who are, inexplicably, EVEN WHITER THAN I AM.
-I am college educated (Masters degree!) and affluent.
-I am a job creator and small businessman.
-We pay a lot of taxes! Every year!
-I grew up in a rural area and despise laziness!
-Having started my own business, I have complained at length about the insanity of federal, state and local bureaucracy and its deleterious impact on the innovative small businessman.
-I currently live in the suburbs in a historically Red state.
HOLY WHITE PEOPLE, BATMAN!!! Wow, youre thinking this is not some Mexirican in the Sun Belt we need to attract via harsh anti-Castro policies or appeals to valores de familia - this is the BREAD AND BUTTER OF THE GRAND OLD PARTY, a Mayflower-descended small business owner, burdened by taxation, looking out for his beautiful White family in the suburbs of a city (St Louis) surrounded by racial tension and urban blight!
How can I put this gently? My wife and I are not sensitive to your messaging, nor did we vote for the candidates you proposed for us this past Tuesday.
(SNIP)
If you want to know exactly where you failed in 2012, and will continue to fail, here it is. Look you assholes, Im as traditional an American as it gets, and I do not want free stuff. I am a taxpayer, and ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. I got my first job dragging bags of cow manure, horse feed and fertilizer around a farm store when I was 12. I started my first company when I was 28. I have followed the vast majority of the rules set out for middle class white males (for good and for ill.) And if it werent bad enough that your policy positions are a complete clusterfuck for the reasons I lay out in great detail, you manage to follow up the whole exercise with insulting me, my wife, and my friends of every stripe who didnt vote for your political party all of whom are hard-working, taxpaying, job creating, law abiding, great AMERICANS of EVERY COLOR AND CREED.
http://www.ericgarland.co/2012/11/09/letter-to-a-future-republican-strategist-regarding-white-people/?fb_action_ids=10151854987739068&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=aggregation&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582
calimary
(81,350 posts)"And if it werent bad enough that your policy positions are a complete clusterfuck for the reasons I lay out in great detail, you manage to follow up the whole exercise with insulting me, my wife, and my friends of every stripe who didnt vote for your political party all of whom are hard-working, taxpaying, job creating, law abiding, great AMERICANS of EVERY COLOR AND CREED."
You better believe it!!!!
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)Thanks for sharing this.
Squinch
(50,957 posts)duhneece
(4,113 posts)It is such a great read that I just KNEW it must have its way to DU...and I was right.
Great read.