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struggle4progress

(118,316 posts)
Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:12 PM Nov 2012

What do the Republicans need to win 2016?


2 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Get a better ticket: Ryan-Palin 2016!
1 (50%)
Get a better weather: fug the National Weather Service and its fuggin hurricanes
0 (0%)
Get a better slogans: "If stupid sluts don't want to get pregnant, then they shouldn't get raped! Duh!"
1 (50%)
Get a better coverage: none of these jerky reporters who call races for the Dems after the polls close
0 (0%)
Get a better pollsters: Gravitas is good, for example
0 (0%)
Get a better drugs: this wouldn't have happened if you'd bought the sinsemilla I told you to buy, shizzleheads
0 (0%)
Get a better voters: more mega-rich white folk, fewer poor folk, fewer brown folk
0 (0%)
Get a better help: the butler did it, of course
0 (0%)
Get a better funding: let Rove have two billion next time
0 (0%)
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aaaaaa5a

(4,667 posts)
2. Right now I think they are going to nominate Jeb Bush.
Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:29 PM
Nov 2012


I can't wait to watch the Clinton's beat down the Bush's again in 2016.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
5. Get the "liberally-biased media" to focus on Democrats failing or screwing up ...
Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:04 PM
Nov 2012

oh, wait ... the "l.b.m." already does that ... it takes a SPECTACULAR failure (like Katrina) for the "l.b.m." to be forced to start reporting on the reality of Repugniconvicts ...

luv_mykatz

(441 posts)
7. They need to stop being sexist, racist, classist, homophobic, etc....
Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:02 PM
Nov 2012

Oh, wait...then they wouldn't be Repukes.

Otherwise, I agree with dogknob.

I would love to see the Repukes do a complete face plant in the next election cycle...and end up having to watch the Democratic candidate debate the Green Party candidate.

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