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Garion_55

(1,915 posts) Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:28 PM Nov 2012

Bring on the Fox News viewers internment camps!

Time to start building the teabagger de-toxification centers!

Now that he's been re-elected he can start getting to his REAL agenda that the republicans were warning us about...

In 6 months the republican party will be banned and conservatism illegal!

Sharia law will replace the constitution!

The pledge of allegiance will become the pledge of Obamance.

The american flag will lose the stars and be replaced by the big 'o' on obamas campaign flyers.

'Mom and apple pie' will be replaced with 'Two dads and a fat spliff'

The United States military changes into a big community organizing group.

Football will be replaced by european soccer.

Honey boo-boo will start having to wear a Burqa.

theres some more stuff coming maybe you guys have heard about it and can share with the rest of us.

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Bring on the Fox News viewers internment camps! (Original Post) Garion_55 Nov 2012 OP

And Glenn Beck will be shocked every time he cries. Lint Head Nov 2012 #1

By one of those neck collars? dchill Nov 2012 #9

Rush must also go work for free for Planned Parenthood Garion_55 Nov 2012 #12

Well, crap. Now I'm gonna have to start watching Glenn Beck. Indpndnt Nov 2012 #25

Heterosexual marriages will be banned. n/t RKP5637 Nov 2012 #2

retroactively! Garion_55 Nov 2012 #3

Yep! Big money, the lawyers are licking their chops over all of those forced RKP5637 Nov 2012 #14

Waiting for my free stuff in the mail.. barnabas63 Nov 2012 #4

They're eating their own already. SleeplessinSoCal Nov 2012 #5

They are the street dealers of lying and brainwashing... dchill Nov 2012 #10

Yep, especially Hispanics. Wanted them rounded up and deported one day and then looking RKP5637 Nov 2012 #17

That's what comes from HillWilliam Nov 2012 #20

how the hell did they get the polling so wrong? Garion_55 Nov 2012 #21

I firmly believe they counted on voter suppression to MAKE the poling right. SleeplessinSoCal Nov 2012 #22

McDonalds will replace Big Macs with halal meats!!! Initech Nov 2012 #6

Can I spray them with a hose every morning UnrepentantLiberal Nov 2012 #7

Go for it. Indpndnt Nov 2012 #26

Decisive victory in the War on Christmas! And forget football; the arenas are now for Dark n Stormy Knight Nov 2012 #8

The give the white guys guns to the black guys program. bluerum Nov 2012 #11

It'll be against the law to speak the name of Gawd, Jeebus or Ronald Raygun. Scuba Nov 2012 #13

Reagan National Airport will become Farahkahn Fields. Garion_55 Nov 2012 #16

How about a camp based on the John Lennon song, Imagine Coyotl Nov 2012 #15

Every Friday will be a mandatory take a gay to lunch day! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2012 #18

All beer will be outlawed and Pink Ladies will be the mandatory national drink! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2012 #19

Can we make an exception for pretentious, artisanal European import beer? Posteritatis Nov 2012 #23

If you can spell it, you can drink it. So, the repubs will be stone cold sober. Forever. Indpndnt Nov 2012 #27

Oh OK! RKP5637 Nov 2012 #29

French will become our official language. RagAss Nov 2012 #24

We'll make hash pipes and guitars out of all the melted down guns! lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #28

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

1. And Glenn Beck will be shocked every time he cries.

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:30 PM

Nov 2012

dchill

(38,510 posts)

9. By one of those neck collars?

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:51 PM

Nov 2012

That Cliff had to wear?
On Cheers?
Controlled by Rhea Perlman?
OK!

Garion_55

(1,915 posts)

12. Rush must also go work for free for Planned Parenthood

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:08 PM

Nov 2012

Indpndnt

(2,391 posts)

25. Well, crap. Now I'm gonna have to start watching Glenn Beck.

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:31 AM

Nov 2012

That'll become Must See TV!

**sniffle!**

**ZAP!**

**puffs of acrid smoke**

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

2. Heterosexual marriages will be banned. n/t

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:30 PM

Nov 2012

Garion_55

(1,915 posts)

3. retroactively!

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #2)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:31 PM

Nov 2012

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

14. Yep! Big money, the lawyers are licking their chops over all of those forced

Reply to Garion_55 (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:14 PM

Nov 2012

divorces!

barnabas63

(1,214 posts)

4. Waiting for my free stuff in the mail..

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:32 PM

Nov 2012

...guess nothing will be delivered tomorrow, but Tuesday my Obamaphone should be here.

SleeplessinSoCal

(9,128 posts)

5. They're eating their own already.

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:32 PM

Nov 2012

It was bound to happen. Lying and brainwashing can only work for so long. I predict many millions gradually leaving the bubble when they see their own spokespeople completely changing their tune in order to gain more support for the next election.

dchill

(38,510 posts)

10. They are the street dealers of lying and brainwashing...

Reply to SleeplessinSoCal (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:54 PM

Nov 2012

And they made the mistake of sampling their product.

Tsk.

Tsk.

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

17. Yep, especially Hispanics. Wanted them rounded up and deported one day and then looking

Reply to SleeplessinSoCal (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:17 PM

Nov 2012

for them to be their best (vote for me) friends the next day. The GOP is really really creepy and such a bunch of lying crud.

HillWilliam

(3,310 posts)

20. That's what comes from

Reply to SleeplessinSoCal (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:31 PM

Nov 2012

believing your own bullshit.

Garion_55

(1,915 posts)

21. how the hell did they get the polling so wrong?

Reply to SleeplessinSoCal (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 10:30 PM

Nov 2012

and are they going to fall for it again next time like dupes?

SleeplessinSoCal

(9,128 posts)

22. I firmly believe they counted on voter suppression to MAKE the poling right.

Reply to Garion_55 (Reply #21)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:21 AM

Nov 2012

Along with all the negative ads.

Initech

(100,088 posts)

6. McDonalds will replace Big Macs with halal meats!!!

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:34 PM

Nov 2012

UnrepentantLiberal

(11,700 posts)

7. Can I spray them with a hose every morning

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:39 PM

Nov 2012

like Planet of the Apes?

Indpndnt

(2,391 posts)

26. Go for it.

Reply to UnrepentantLiberal (Reply #7)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:33 AM

Nov 2012

Dark n Stormy Knight

(9,771 posts)

8. Decisive victory in the War on Christmas! And forget football; the arenas are now for

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:41 PM

Nov 2012

feeding Christians to the lions.

bluerum

(6,109 posts)

11. The give the white guys guns to the black guys program.

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:07 PM

Nov 2012

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

13. It'll be against the law to speak the name of Gawd, Jeebus or Ronald Raygun.

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:09 PM

Nov 2012

Garion_55

(1,915 posts)

16. Reagan National Airport will become Farahkahn Fields.

Reply to Scuba (Reply #13)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:16 PM

Nov 2012

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)

15. How about a camp based on the John Lennon song, Imagine

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:15 PM

Nov 2012

Shouldn't that be enough to freak them out? Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try ....

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

18. Every Friday will be a mandatory take a gay to lunch day! n/t

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:19 PM

Nov 2012

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

19. All beer will be outlawed and Pink Ladies will be the mandatory national drink! n/t

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 07:22 PM

Nov 2012

Posteritatis

(18,807 posts)

23. Can we make an exception for pretentious, artisanal European import beer?

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #19)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:22 AM

Nov 2012

You know, the kind of stuff with at least five words in the name.

Indpndnt

(2,391 posts)

27. If you can spell it, you can drink it. So, the repubs will be stone cold sober. Forever.

Reply to Posteritatis (Reply #23)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:35 AM

Nov 2012

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RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

29. Oh OK!

Reply to Posteritatis (Reply #23)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 03:03 AM

Nov 2012

RagAss

(13,832 posts)

24. French will become our official language.

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 12:24 AM

Nov 2012

lindysalsagal

(20,710 posts)

28. We'll make hash pipes and guitars out of all the melted down guns!

Reply to Garion_55 (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 01:16 AM

Nov 2012

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