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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)
Wed Jan 18, 2012, 10:38 PM Jan 2012

While DU was out on SOPA strike, MarkyMark911Gate struck like a wet sack of rabid weasels.



Mark Wahlberg Would’ve Stopped 9/11, Everybody

http://www.thesuperficial.com/mark-wahlberg-stop-9-11-doesnt-masturbate-01-2012

In an interview with Men’s Journal, Mark Wahlberg basically calls all the passengers who died on 9/11 pussies because had he been on that flight like he was supposed to, those terr’rists queeahs woulda gawt a taste a Bahston right in dere fahkin’ mouths. Via HuffPost Entertainment:

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” he tells the magazine. “There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”


While my initial reaction was “Really? Just like that,” it turns out Marky Mark doesn’t masturbate which clearly imbues him with special powers far beyond those of mortal spanking men:

“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the — I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it’s not like, ‘I shouldn’t do it because of my faith. I’m just not really that into it that much anyway.”
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While DU was out on SOPA strike, MarkyMark911Gate struck like a wet sack of rabid weasels. (Original Post) Amerigo Vespucci Jan 2012 OP
I guess he's starting to believe his own press notices. virgogal Jan 2012 #1
When did mr mark become church lady? Warren Stupidity Jan 2012 #2
No, the Church Lady KatyaR Jan 2012 #3
NARWAHLBERG! FUCK YEAH! OriginalGeek Jan 2012 #4
Meh tinks thau dust prahtest tew maaaach. Festivito Jan 2012 #5
One of the mentions of this today brought out that he new movie csziggy Jan 2012 #6
He has always been an asshole. Jamastiene Jan 2012 #7
I don't like him either cpwm17 Jan 2012 #8
Why is the masturbation thing so crazy? cthulu2016 Jan 2012 #9

Festivito

(13,452 posts)
5. Meh tinks thau dust prahtest tew maaaach.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:56 AM
Jan 2012

and that you're trying to hide some demons from your past that you'd probably find that people don't care about after all.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
6. One of the mentions of this today brought out that he new movie
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:00 AM
Jan 2012

Has a plot that involves his character protecting his children from terrorists. So the commentators thought this was just a way to get his movie more publicity. I cracked up when I realized that the people discussing the story were careful to NOT mention the title of Wahlberg's new movie.

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)
7. He has always been an asshole.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:03 AM
Jan 2012

This doesn't surprise me. People who toot their own horn like that do it because no one else will...because they ain't all that to begin with. People like him are a dime a dozen.

 

cpwm17

(3,829 posts)
8. I don't like him either
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:19 AM
Jan 2012

Shortly before he became famous he took out a mans eye in an unprovoked assault during a mugging - scumbag.

cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)
9. Why is the masturbation thing so crazy?
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:31 AM
Jan 2012

The 9/11 thing is really embarassing, but I don't see why the masturbation quote is offered as further proof of whatever is being proven.

There is no law against masturbating a lot. (Yet.) And no law against not masturbating a lot. He's not making a claim to never having masturbated, to my reading. It's a statement of a personal attitude. He says he feels it is nt a good thing and he tries to avoid it. He seems to not consider it proper inside of marriage, for instance.

Well, I've certainly known people who considered masturbation within marriage to be a form of cheating. I don't agree, but some people conceptualize their marriage differently.

Not my call.

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