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H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 02:56 PM Nov 2023

Warning!

You will hear, if you haven't already, that some of his campaign supporters are saying that the defendent has lost 20+ pound of lard while on the campaign trail. They attribute this to diet and exercise. They know this isn't true -- though he has lost weight, the source is the stress of being prosecuted by Jack Smith and black women who are way smarter than him. He has been shitting his pants, so to speak, because he now understands they are also smarter than his legal team.

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Warning! (Original Post) H2O Man Nov 2023 OP
If he is losing weight (and I can't say I've seen any evidence), I'd bet money it is due to one of the following: hlthe2b Nov 2023 #1
He looks the same H2O Man Nov 2023 #3
He looks pretty much the same to me too PatSeg Nov 2023 #21
Looks to me he lost a few pounds. Not a lot, but enough to notice Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2023 #61
Yes, that does make sense PatSeg Nov 2023 #64
Hah. But I thought he was 210 and all muscle Easterncedar Nov 2023 #57
Well he is! H2O Man Nov 2023 #59
Schrodinger's fat Easterncedar Nov 2023 #69
Well done! H2O Man Nov 2023 #72
You win the comment section today Ray Bruns Nov 2023 #82
Thanks Easterncedar Nov 2023 #89
So, he's down to 190 now? And he's still 6'3"? sop Nov 2023 #62
That begs the question: H2O Man Nov 2023 #73
That's why he has to be careful going down ramps Conjuay Nov 2023 #83
Jr provids the coke. Traildogbob Nov 2023 #19
Many physicians will give any rich person anything they want, they simply Maru Kitteh Nov 2023 #41
You have no idea how well aware I am of this behavior... hlthe2b Nov 2023 #44
Same. It's infuriating, no? Maru Kitteh Nov 2023 #53
Yup... hlthe2b Nov 2023 #55
Meh. No one turns to Trump or his campaign for nuggets of truth. NCIndie Nov 2023 #2
The person H2O Man Nov 2023 #4
Ha ha. Solomon Nov 2023 #8
Exercise?? Bundbuster Nov 2023 #5
Yes. H2O Man Nov 2023 #10
And all that "beautiful" chocolate cake! PatSeg Nov 2023 #23
Best cake ever made, H2O Man Nov 2023 #24
Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg Nov 2023 #26
I hope Minny (Octavia Spencer) bakes those cakes for him.🤣 sheshe2 Nov 2023 #30
Perfect! H2O Man Nov 2023 #32
"I hope Minny (Octavia Spencer) bakes those cakes for him." Talitha Nov 2023 #70
... sheshe2 Nov 2023 #88
I would have detected even a half a teaspoon in any baked good. Frasier Balzov Nov 2023 #77
THIS malaise Nov 2023 #20
Oooozempic mahina Nov 2023 #6
Lots of people H2O Man Nov 2023 #13
ROFL malaise Nov 2023 #22
Trump's embalming fluid dependency is a widely known fact, jaxexpat Nov 2023 #27
Little correction...I missed it at first... MiHale Nov 2023 #33
Well done! H2O Man Nov 2023 #35
They said, "Sir" mahina Nov 2023 #68
Millions sang H2O Man Nov 2023 #74
Check out this pic of him shuffling while Jr. keeps him from toppling. CrispyQ Nov 2023 #7
that bulge in his diaper.... mopinko Nov 2023 #12
I knew that H2O Man Nov 2023 #15
lol. mopinko Nov 2023 #16
Yikes! H2O Man Nov 2023 #14
Right? It's an image the MSM won't show the nation. CrispyQ Nov 2023 #25
Outstanding! H2O Man Nov 2023 #38
hes in better shape than most ppl. any one who can ride bike any distand is a beast. i dare t,,, to ride a bike AllaN01Bear Nov 2023 #43
Says it all. Pass it on, people. Joinfortmill Nov 2023 #79
Bulge in rear hooked up directly to mouth... MiHale Nov 2023 #34
That's stunning. Also: do I see Jr's hair thinning in the same areas as his old man's? Maru Kitteh Nov 2023 #46
Maybe it's liposuction. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2023 #9
It could be. H2O Man Nov 2023 #17
He lost 20 lbs Give Peace A Chance Nov 2023 #11
Perhaps he went H2O Man Nov 2023 #18
You are on a roll!😂 sheshe2 Nov 2023 #37
It struck me H2O Man Nov 2023 #39
If he lost 20 lbs, it's only because he finally put on a clean diaper. KS Toronado Nov 2023 #28
The defendent claims H2O Man Nov 2023 #42
Thought that title belonged to Randy Marsh of South Park Colo.? KS Toronado Nov 2023 #75
Reality doesn't matter. H2O Man Nov 2023 #76
He's probably living on uppers and adderall. ananda Nov 2023 #29
Now, you've raised H2O Man Nov 2023 #45
he snorts his adderal before debates and speeches...that's all that sniffing he does prodigitalson Nov 2023 #60
He's also dimly understanding that the criminal justice system has different rules Warpy Nov 2023 #31
Rural, upstate NY here. H2O Man Nov 2023 #47
That's a pay per view that would have made someone obscenely rich Warpy Nov 2023 #54
It's not too late! H2O Man Nov 2023 #58
A man who claims to be 6'3" and 215 pounds? Lost 20 pounds? Simeon Salus Nov 2023 #36
Yes, it is possible. H2O Man Nov 2023 #48
here i go again, snork. AllaN01Bear Nov 2023 #40
When I heard H2O Man Nov 2023 #51
im glad i aint the only one , ive been saying that a lot on this board a lot. lol. if the shoe fits wear it. AllaN01Bear Nov 2023 #63
He's now using two grown men to tighten his girdle..... KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2023 #49
Huge men, they are. H2O Man Nov 2023 #52
I personally think he is a stress EATER Bristlecone Nov 2023 #50
Okay. H2O Man Nov 2023 #56
I would rather see him on my 600 lb lies. SouthernDem4ever Nov 2023 #65
The defendent H2O Man Nov 2023 #66
Is it a sin to wish weight loss was due to something serious? Saoirse9 Nov 2023 #67
No. H2O Man Nov 2023 #71
I wouldn't want that. Wednesdays Nov 2023 #86
Well Kevin McCarthy said Trump wasn't eating livetohike Nov 2023 #78
Nothing is genuine about the man. If he looks like he's lost any weight it's either Vinca Nov 2023 #80
As was mentioned above, Wednesdays Nov 2023 #87
Made me laugh. plimsoll Nov 2023 #81
We should all buy him sellitman Nov 2023 #84
Wow, down to a lean 195 lbs?? ECL213 Nov 2023 #85

hlthe2b

(102,397 posts)
1. If he is losing weight (and I can't say I've seen any evidence), I'd bet money it is due to one of the following:
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:00 PM
Nov 2023

Ozempic
Wegovy
Mounjaro

But, I have to think he has enough competing issues that a competent physician would not prescribe them--but who knows...

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
3. He looks the same
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:08 PM
Nov 2023

as always to me. But when I heard one of his followers say this last night, I knew I had to warn people.

PatSeg

(47,625 posts)
21. He looks pretty much the same to me too
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:10 PM
Nov 2023

But when your that big, a few pounds isn't likely to be noticeable. That said, if he did lose some weight, I'm sure diet drugs were involved. He's too lazy to do anything constructive or healthy.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,047 posts)
61. Looks to me he lost a few pounds. Not a lot, but enough to notice
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:50 PM
Nov 2023

I also ascribe it to him worrying about his future looking a bit bleaker than 4 years ago.

PatSeg

(47,625 posts)
64. Yes, that does make sense
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 06:52 PM
Nov 2023

If he isn't a basket case with all the indictments hanging over his head, he should be. A normal person in his situation wouldn't be able to eat or sleep. Of course, there are people who eat more when they are under stress.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
59. Well he is!
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:29 PM
Nov 2023

The defendent can exist in two opposite lies at once, something no human has ever done before.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
72. Well done!
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 09:15 PM
Nov 2023

Much respect!

(Rubin used to call those such as the defendent rancid bacon or decaying green ham.)

Conjuay

(1,414 posts)
83. That's why he has to be careful going down ramps
Wed Nov 29, 2023, 10:36 AM
Nov 2023

He's top heavy because of all the muscle in his head.

Maru Kitteh

(28,343 posts)
41. Many physicians will give any rich person anything they want, they simply
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:54 PM
Nov 2023

make sure they check the "informed consent risks/benefits" box and hand it over. Think Michael Jackson (and pretty much every celebrity that's died of overdose of prescription medicine).



hlthe2b

(102,397 posts)
44. You have no idea how well aware I am of this behavior...
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:56 PM
Nov 2023

from others--including some with whom I work.

Maru Kitteh

(28,343 posts)
53. Same. It's infuriating, no?
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:20 PM
Nov 2023

From the little insults like watching a long-retired physician call in a Z-pack to the village pharmacy for his demented wife who in no way needs an antibiotic to the larger ones, like MD's who deliver pain control on a sliding income scale. The poor and poorly connected get pain, misery, depression and ongoing humiliation. The rich get pain control and Zofran so they can continue enjoying life.

hlthe2b

(102,397 posts)
55. Yup...
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:23 PM
Nov 2023

if I hear one more time from (always) RW politicians how the US has the "best healthcare in the world," I may not be able to contain myself. Yes, for a limited few maybe... And the burnout is only going to make things worse.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
4. The person
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:11 PM
Nov 2023

who said this made it sound like an ex-heavyweight champion was coming out of retirement to recapture his crown. As if he ever had an ounce of self-discipline.

Bundbuster

(3,203 posts)
5. Exercise??
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:17 PM
Nov 2023

The only exercise he's gotten in the last 30 years is constantly flapping that anus mouth, spewing lies and hatred for anyone not kissing his counterfeit ring, and hauling his lard ass in and out of golf carts.

Frasier Balzov

(2,669 posts)
77. I would have detected even a half a teaspoon in any baked good.
Wed Nov 29, 2023, 03:18 AM
Nov 2023

Nature gave us an aversion to that smell for a reason.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
13. Lots of people
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:46 PM
Nov 2023

-- and I mean really big people, with a single tear running down their cheeks -- say he has been getting injections of embalming fluid. I cannot say if this is true or not, since I just made it up. But it sounds right.

jaxexpat

(6,857 posts)
27. Trump's embalming fluid dependency is a widely known fact,
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:25 PM
Nov 2023

especially among morticians and other death preparation aficionados.

MiHale

(9,786 posts)
33. Little correction...I missed it at first...
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:38 PM
Nov 2023

It’s embalming bleach said to take off the weight and prevent viruses.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
74. Millions sang
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 09:24 PM
Nov 2023




I think the DU choir should sing this, to refuse to allow the republicans to outlaw Christmas.

CrispyQ

(36,533 posts)
7. Check out this pic of him shuffling while Jr. keeps him from toppling.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:27 PM
Nov 2023


Taken very recently. I don't think this is photoshopped.

Discussion on this DU thread. https://democraticunderground.com/100218486138



H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
14. Yikes!
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:51 PM
Nov 2023

And I'm not sure if "yikes!" fully captures this.

Thank you for this! It is much appreciated.

CrispyQ

(36,533 posts)
25. Right? It's an image the MSM won't show the nation.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:15 PM
Nov 2023

Here's a comparison. This should be a democratic ad that's played on every news station that tries to sell the "Biden's too old" BS.





AllaN01Bear

(18,479 posts)
43. hes in better shape than most ppl. any one who can ride bike any distand is a beast. i dare t,,, to ride a bike
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:56 PM
Nov 2023

ten miles

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
17. It could be.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 03:56 PM
Nov 2023

I think it is just a lie. But a pathetic lie. He wants to draw a contrast between himself and the President, and really picked the wrong area to attempt this. For Joe Biden is in very good physical condition, while the defendent is evidence of every risk factor for a stroke of heart attack.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
39. It struck me
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:52 PM
Nov 2023

that the DU community required a bit of laughter at this time. Something we all can agree on.

I was admittedly in the middle of one of my long and tedious essays, when I heard some jack ass-kissing cult member blathering about what impressive physical shape the defendent was in. I could not let it pass.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
42. The defendent claims
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:55 PM
Nov 2023

he is in the Guinness Book of World Records for taking the largest dumps of any mammal. That on a daily basis.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
45. Now, you've raised
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:58 PM
Nov 2023

an important question. One that "mainstream" journalist wouldn't dare to touch.

My son had to bring his dog to the vet yesterday, for an emergency visit. It turned out fine, though she has to take some medication. The vet advised to put the medication in a treat. So you think that his enablers place the medication under the cheese on his burgers?

prodigitalson

(2,432 posts)
60. he snorts his adderal before debates and speeches...that's all that sniffing he does
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:44 PM
Nov 2023

and when you see him incoherently slurring words, that's when he is coming down off the speed and using benzos to smooth the glide path downward.

I have been around people who do this (overuse/snort their adderal, which is amphetamine), and then hit the benzos.

Their behaivior and speech patterns are just like tfg, but without the fascism.

Warpy

(111,363 posts)
31. He's also dimly understanding that the criminal justice system has different rules
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 04:37 PM
Nov 2023

than the civil justice system he's weaponized against his enemies for years.

Am I enjoying the show? Why, yes, I am. People in NY and New England have a long history of despising him and with good reason.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
47. Rural, upstate NY here.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:04 PM
Nov 2023

I wasn't aware that the defendent existed until he became business partners with the human parasite Don King, and began promoting fights on HBO in NJ. I remember at the time that Mike Tyson was spinning out of control, due to taking massive quantities of cocaine. It didn't bring out Iron Mike's calm and rational side, most experts agreed, and when he struck King -- hard, for Mike was powerful -- Don King looked to drop him.

Behind King's back, the defendent attempted to sign Tyson to a contract. Even in the state of mind he was in, Mike never considered it.

Thus, since 2015, I've wished that he had contracted with Mike, and suffered the consequences.

Warpy

(111,363 posts)
54. That's a pay per view that would have made someone obscenely rich
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:20 PM
Nov 2023

I would have gone to a sports bar to see Tyson splatter pudge all over the place. And I don't drink or have any appreciation of sports.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
58. It's not too late!
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:27 PM
Nov 2023

Saudi Arabia has pretty much bought heavyweight boxing in the last 18 months, including promoting the heavyweight champion recently fightin a guy in his boxing debut. I think they hold influence over the defendent. Mike is in a good place these days, and that includes his getting himself into good shape. He is impressive on the heavy bag.

I can dream, can't I?

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
48. Yes, it is possible.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:06 PM
Nov 2023

If you are a chronic liar -- and the defendent ranks as a pathological chronic liar -- and your supporters have suspended all rational thought, it is easy to do.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
51. When I heard
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:11 PM
Nov 2023

one of his followers say this last night, I also snorked. However, I found myself choking on the snork, with the taste of vomit rising. Luckily, I was high enough that I was able to imagine myself rushing up behind the real me, and engaging in a heroic heinlick maneuver. Saved my own life, I am conviced.

AllaN01Bear

(18,479 posts)
63. im glad i aint the only one , ive been saying that a lot on this board a lot. lol. if the shoe fits wear it.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 06:14 PM
Nov 2023

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
52. Huge men, they are.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:15 PM
Nov 2023

Tears roll down their cheeks as they gasp and sai, "Sir! Thank you for being in such fine physical condition!"

Bristlecone

(10,135 posts)
50. I personally think he is a stress EATER
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:11 PM
Nov 2023

If “his people” are trying to get ahead of a weight loss story, it’s surely related to health problems that they would like to keep quiet.

Dementia comes to mind. No proof of course, other than the obvious daily insanity.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
56. Okay.
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 05:23 PM
Nov 2023

I had attempted to avoid any serious comment on my part here, but you raise an interesting and important point with "stress Eater."

Sociopaths like excitement, and will do whatever is required to avoid boredom. But the key is they need to feel that they control the chaos. And as my interviews with Dr. Bandy Lee documented, this defines the defendent.

However, once they recognize that things are out of their control -- and that "enemies" are in a position to control them, they panic.


Per dementia, I am no expert. Nor am I really familiar with the stuff that McDonals's serves, as I wouold not feed that shit to a dog. But I do not think that even consuming it once per week could help but poison the sacred temple of one's body.

H2O Man

(73,626 posts)
66. The defendent
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 07:12 PM
Nov 2023

is 6' 27", so that's possible.

I will resist saying where I'd like to see him. But prison is a close second.

Saoirse9

(3,684 posts)
67. Is it a sin to wish weight loss was due to something serious?
Tue Nov 28, 2023, 07:53 PM
Nov 2023

Like incurable illness that will kill him quickly?

Wednesdays

(17,422 posts)
86. I wouldn't want that.
Wed Nov 29, 2023, 10:53 AM
Nov 2023

He would then escape justice.

But after he's tried, convicted, and sent to prison, then yeah.

livetohike

(22,165 posts)
78. Well Kevin McCarthy said Trump wasn't eating
Wed Nov 29, 2023, 06:58 AM
Nov 2023

after Jan 6. Maybe he’ll starve to death, although one would think that would have happened by now. It still might. 🤷?♀️

Vinca

(50,313 posts)
80. Nothing is genuine about the man. If he looks like he's lost any weight it's either
Wed Nov 29, 2023, 08:46 AM
Nov 2023

lipo, plastic surgery or a giant body girdle.

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