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snooper2

(30,151 posts)
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 10:53 AM Jan 2012

If you happen to be on a big ass ship that is sinking...

And everybody is on deck scrambling to get on life boats stepping on and fighting each other, here's what you do...



Jump overboard

Then swim over to the nearest lifeboat and pull yourself in. (Note: This tends to work best in warmer waters. If you happen to be in freezing seas then just try to swim really fucking fast. You'll have about a minute. )

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If you happen to be on a big ass ship that is sinking... (Original Post) snooper2 Jan 2012 OP
unless you can't swim newfie11 Jan 2012 #1
You shouldn't be on a boat WolverineDG Jan 2012 #21
Precisely. And those in airplanes should learn to fly also... LanternWaste Jan 2012 #22
That's one reason I don't like traveling in airplanes. I can't fly. hunter Jan 2012 #26
Good one! rustydog Jan 2012 #60
LOL!!! n/t Zalatix Jan 2012 #53
Reminds me of a parrot joke Major Nikon Jan 2012 #66
I was hoping this wasn't a serious response, but apparently it is. WI_DEM Jan 2012 #25
It's called "being prepared" WolverineDG Jan 2012 #38
When was the last time you were on a sinking ship? Hugabear Jan 2012 #43
lol obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #49
You aren't in a kayak or on a cabin cruiser obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #48
Well said. Zalatix Jan 2012 #55
LOL....that is like saying "don't be afraid of heights". Get a clue! Logical Jan 2012 #62
If older people that were unable to swim were eliminated from cruises, A Simple Game Jan 2012 #40
Swimming in frigid waters, or in the middle of the ocean? Hugabear Jan 2012 #41
If you know how to swim WolverineDG Jan 2012 #45
So let me get this perfectly straight... Hugabear Jan 2012 #46
Good deal. Let's weed out people who can't swim. Bye bye cruise industry. Zalatix Jan 2012 #56
Should I learn to fly, then? Dreamer Tatum Jan 2012 #47
Get a fuckin' parachute, dude - it's called BEING PREPARED Hugabear Jan 2012 #58
I disagree Shankapotomus Jan 2012 #52
Would work even better if one had the forethought to pack a wet suit + life vest. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #2
Or just "trip" and "fall" into a lifeboat nt pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #3
lol tawadi Jan 2012 #20
Could you clarify? DanM Nov 2013 #67
Except you risk hitting something on the way down. Some of those are like jumping off a skyscraper.. hlthe2b Jan 2012 #4
"..possibility of being sucked under by the physical forces pushing the ship down.." -- Sadly, truth2power Jan 2012 #10
like the water... ddeclue Jan 2012 #33
funny? You know that beyond a certain height, landing in water is not protection... hlthe2b Jan 2012 #39
yes that is EXACTLY my point. By the way I am an engineer and know the math. ddeclue Jan 2012 #59
Jumping from a considerable height is not always a good move muriel_volestrangler Jan 2012 #5
I didn't say do a bellyflop, the cannonball would be the best move if you can't dive snooper2 Jan 2012 #30
We are talking about cruise ship passengers surfdog Jan 2012 #6
I didn't know all cruise ship passengers resembled this snooper2 Jan 2012 #13
They resemble me. I am my own flotation device. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2012 #35
Or you could do what the captain claims to have done liberal N proud Jan 2012 #7
Or, you could douse yourself in tiki torch oil, ignite yourself and make a screaming bee-line EnviroBat Jan 2012 #8
This is something well beyond "thinking outside the box," right here. Robb Jan 2012 #19
Just throw yourself at the ground and miss, so you can fly to shore. n/t Ian David Jan 2012 #9
If you are a fundie repub Turbineguy Jan 2012 #11
I think these cruise ships all have a major design flaw. originalpckelly Jan 2012 #12
Never abandon ship until the absolute very last moment Bandit Jan 2012 #14
This. i_sometimes Jan 2012 #24
I agree Nikia Jan 2012 #36
Bring your own lifeboat bklyncowgirl Jan 2012 #15
Alternatively, you could go to a big-ass resort hotel on land for essentially the same experience FarCenter Jan 2012 #16
i heard most of the water between the ship and the island is shallow enough to walk. Liberal_in_LA Jan 2012 #17
Tough to climb on a launched lifeboat JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2012 #18
Some are, some aren't WolverineDG Jan 2012 #32
Wouldn't swimmers be pulled in by the ship's ecstatic Jan 2012 #23
yes, that is a risk. WI_DEM Jan 2012 #28
There are lots of dangers regarding just diving in, too. WI_DEM Jan 2012 #27
if you and your lover end up in the water, babydollhead Jan 2012 #29
ever been pn a cruise ship. the deck is usually 60 to 80 feet above the water line. ddeclue Jan 2012 #31
First, make sure it's really sinking -and not simply rolling over. LeftinOH Jan 2012 #34
You first. WilliamPitt Jan 2012 #37
The idiocy in this thread just amazes me Hugabear Jan 2012 #42
me too newfie11 Jan 2012 #50
You didn't know we are being really series here snooper2 Jan 2012 #57
"The idiocy in this thread just amazes me" yortsed snacilbuper Jan 2012 #64
If time < 24 hrs and crew is all Italian... bendover, kiss your *ss goodbye, and slide down hull! sfpcjock Jan 2012 #44
Or a half gainer followed by a backstroke if you're as close to land as the Costa Concordia. Edweird Jan 2012 #51
Seriously, I'd, personally, do as many somersaults polly7 Jan 2012 #61
I wouldn't want to be ostentatious. Edweird Jan 2012 #63
You certainly would not be king of the world Generic Brad Jan 2012 #54
There seem to be two kinds of water in these situations ThoughtCriminal Jan 2012 #65

WolverineDG

(22,298 posts)
21. You shouldn't be on a boat
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:20 PM
Jan 2012

If you don't know how to swim. FFS, cruises are planned months, sometimes years, in advance, giving non-swimmers a chance to learn how.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
22. Precisely. And those in airplanes should learn to fly also...
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:21 PM
Jan 2012

Precisely. And those in airplanes should learn to fly also... just in case.

hunter

(38,317 posts)
26. That's one reason I don't like traveling in airplanes. I can't fly.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:46 PM
Jan 2012

In my perfect world no earthly machine would go faster than Roger Bannister's best run mile.



I might make an exception for ambulances, maybe not.

When Earth's Emperor Hunter the First installs his fusion powered asteroid built robot laser battlestations in high earth orbit there's going to be some changes around here...

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
66. Reminds me of a parrot joke
Sat Jan 21, 2012, 12:28 AM
Jan 2012

I'm not going to post it, but the punchline is...

"For someone who can't fly you sure are mouthy."

WolverineDG

(22,298 posts)
38. It's called "being prepared"
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:10 PM
Jan 2012

But I guess learning how to take care of yourself in an emergency situation isn't a liberal value. Able-bodied people who don't know how to swim & refuse to learn take time & effort away from those who truly need assistance in those situations. They are also a danger to everyone else around them (look up why you should keep distance between yourself & a drowning person if at all possible if you don't believe me).

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
43. When was the last time you were on a sinking ship?
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:35 PM
Jan 2012

I'm sure you've been in this position before, since you seem to be taking such a stance.

obamanut2012

(26,080 posts)
48. You aren't in a kayak or on a cabin cruiser
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:52 PM
Jan 2012

You're on a floating hotel. If one jumps overboard, you have a great chance of dying from the fall, or will freeze in the water if you somehow survive a fall, or will drown or be attacked by sharks. Most disasters like this happen in open water, not a 1/2 or less from shore.

Except for the sharks and the fall, the only person who could survive a freezing, long swim is Lynne Cox.

 

Zalatix

(8,994 posts)
55. Well said.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:32 PM
Jan 2012

We should also all be driving around with a gun rack on our bicycles just in case the Chinese show up on our shores.

We should all learn how to be First Responders or else we become a burden on those who are.




From one who swims AND knows CPR... ummmmm... how to put this politely? No. I won't cosign.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
40. If older people that were unable to swim were eliminated from cruises,
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:10 PM
Jan 2012

there would be a lot less need for cruises.

I do believe that most ship sinkings don't happen a hundred yards from shore or in warm water.

I have read that in the old days sailors purposely didn't learn how to swim. The idea was to drown as fast as possible to eliminate the suffering from the exposure and exertion. Of course back in the old days the chances of being rescued were slim.

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
41. Swimming in frigid waters, or in the middle of the ocean?
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:25 PM
Jan 2012

Or what if there are rough seas?

Maybe only Olympic qualified swimmers should be going on cruises.

WolverineDG

(22,298 posts)
45. If you know how to swim
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:37 PM
Jan 2012

You have a greater chance of survival AND are not likely to hurt anyone else. Was I the only one who paid attention in first aid? FFS it's not hard to learn to swim. If you know how to swim, that frees up a crew member or 2 to help those less able. It's freaking common sense which apparently is also not a liberal value.

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
46. So let me get this perfectly straight...
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:47 PM
Jan 2012

You're suggesting that anyone who goes on a cruise should be able to do the following:

1. Jump 80' (or more) from the deck of a cruise ship into the ocean
2. Be able to swim in freezing water and rough seas
3. Be prepared to do so indefinitely in the middle of the ocean, miles from shore (just in case lifeboats are full)

Sure....

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
58. Get a fuckin' parachute, dude - it's called BEING PREPARED
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 11:34 AM
Jan 2012

And also some oxygen, just in case the plane breaks up at 36,000 feet.

I swear, some people just don't know anything about being prepared.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)
2. Would work even better if one had the forethought to pack a wet suit + life vest.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 10:57 AM
Jan 2012

Unless you happen to be in shark infested waters. Then you might be fucked anyway.

hlthe2b

(102,292 posts)
4. Except you risk hitting something on the way down. Some of those are like jumping off a skyscraper..
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:02 AM
Jan 2012

Not to mention the possibility of hitting part of the ship or debris in the water--or the possibility of being sucked under by the physical forces pushing the ship down.

I guess every situation has to be looked at individually.. Staying in ones cabin certainly doesn't look to be a good option, however. And, yes, I'd be tempted to jump

truth2power

(8,219 posts)
10. "..possibility of being sucked under by the physical forces pushing the ship down.." -- Sadly,
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:20 AM
Jan 2012

that's what seems to have happened in one case.

A woman survivor described how her husband gave her his life-vest. Then he jumped into the water. He seemed to be ok, calling for her to jump, too. She jumped, and when she turned around he was gone. She swam to the shore, but he hasn't been seen again.

He was probably sucked under in exactly the way you described. Very sad!



hlthe2b

(102,292 posts)
39. funny? You know that beyond a certain height, landing in water is not protection...
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:13 PM
Jan 2012

Why do you think so many have died from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge? (and no, they aren't all drowning).


Height

Some people think that landing feet first will protect them, but at 25 mph -- the speed you're traveling when you hit the water after jumping from a height of just 20 feet -- you can experience spinal compression, fractures and concussions. If you don't manage to land feet first, the impact with the water can kill you. If you jump from just 10 feet, your body will reach 17 mph by the time you contact the water. Your risk of injury depends on your body positioning, which can be hard to adjust when you're in free fall.

Read more: http://www.livestrong.com/article/450256-the-dangers-of-jumping-into-water-from-heights/#ixzz1jvQMNEex

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)
5. Jumping from a considerable height is not always a good move
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:02 AM
Jan 2012

and if they are still launching lifeboats, could be more dangerous than waiting. Also, you cannot 'pull yourself in' to the average lifeboat - you'd need them to help you up, since the side are quite high. If it's dark, you're depending on the people in the boat seeing or hearing you, in a very confusing situation.

 

surfdog

(624 posts)
6. We are talking about cruise ship passengers
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:02 AM
Jan 2012

Jumping no
swimming no
pulling yourself into a boat no
Drowning yes

liberal N proud

(60,336 posts)
7. Or you could do what the captain claims to have done
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:04 AM
Jan 2012

Trip and miraculously fall into one of the life boats.

EnviroBat

(5,290 posts)
8. Or, you could douse yourself in tiki torch oil, ignite yourself and make a screaming bee-line
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:05 AM
Jan 2012

for the closest life boat. The people with get the fuck out of your way REAL fast! Then simply jump over the side of the life-boat, extinguish yourself then hop back in. See? Problem solve.

originalpckelly

(24,382 posts)
12. I think these cruise ships all have a major design flaw.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:24 AM
Jan 2012

They seem to be reliant on the fact that the vessel will not be listing at all or very little when the life boats are being launched. Using a winch system to lower them off a vessel this large is ridiculous. And in larger vessels they should store the boats internally in special evacuation corridors, where you can board, without worrying about falling into water that will drain you of your body heat.

Bandit

(21,475 posts)
14. Never abandon ship until the absolute very last moment
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:28 AM
Jan 2012

Time and time again the ship doesn't actually sink. They often roll on their side and float half submerged for days. Stay with the ship until help arrives.

 

i_sometimes

(201 posts)
24. This.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:43 PM
Jan 2012

We were hulled through on our 32 foot sailboat about 60 miles off the coast of California. We calmly inflated the raft, pulled the outboard off the boat and grabbed a 6 gallon can of fuel, hit the EPIRB, untied surfboards and strapped wetsuits to them, got out food and a water kit, even grabbed some weed and lighters. It took 5 minutes or so for the boat to list to 90 degree's and then it sat like that for a few hours, finally ending up floating bow up with three feet showing above the waterline. We never saw it sink.
We had a 2' by 4' gash down the port side from hitting a floating piling with hardware on it at 5 knots.
The main thing is not to panic and we had practiced for just such an adventure as this.
Never once did we think we were going to die.
We fired up the little 6 hp outboard and motored back towards Monterey, talking to the Coast Guard and keeping them aware of our position. We did run out of fuel but still got to within towing distance of Santa Cruz.

I don't know how this ship went over but as it is huge, it should have happened pretty slowly.

Nikia

(11,411 posts)
36. I agree
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:03 PM
Jan 2012

No need to jump until there is simply no alternative. Luckily, rescue boats are much faster and prevalent than in the time of the Titanic so you will probably receive some help before that happens.
In the case of the recent incident, that might seem to make sense as it was warm, relatively calm water, except that the boat had hit sharp rocks and you certainly wouldn't want to land on them when you jumped.

bklyncowgirl

(7,960 posts)
15. Bring your own lifeboat
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:28 AM
Jan 2012

I think if I ever go on a cruise I'll bring my inflatable kayak, the SS Rubber Ducky, with me. That way when the ship goes down I got my own boat.

 

FarCenter

(19,429 posts)
16. Alternatively, you could go to a big-ass resort hotel on land for essentially the same experience
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:31 AM
Jan 2012

Without the seasickness.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,350 posts)
18. Tough to climb on a launched lifeboat
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:42 AM
Jan 2012

It looked like the lifeboats had some kind of cover, may be difficult to climb aboard.

Plus, any lifeboat that's launched will be moving away from the ship, to get out of the way of the ship and other lifeboats being launched.

But, I guess the first couple of things - put on a floation vest, and get the hell out of the lower decks, the ones below the water line will be traps.

WI_DEM

(33,497 posts)
27. There are lots of dangers regarding just diving in, too.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:47 PM
Jan 2012

Hopefully most of us would be on a ship that actually has people in control and in command and putting the passengers first, unlike the captain/crew of this tragedy.

babydollhead

(2,231 posts)
29. if you and your lover end up in the water,
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:50 PM
Jan 2012

find a head board and only you, get on, leaving them in the water, promise never to let go and then, after they freeze to death, whack their hand on something hard and free your self. Find a whistle in a dead persons mouth and blow it, that is what to do. I Know.

 

ddeclue

(16,733 posts)
31. ever been pn a cruise ship. the deck is usually 60 to 80 feet above the water line.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:54 PM
Jan 2012

If the boat begins to sink or list you can be in an even more difficult situation.

If there are substantial waves you might have to add in the height between the peak and trough of the wave to that distance.

I would not recomment jumping over the railing from that height unless you want to break multiple bones when you hit the water. At that height you might as well be jumping onto concrete especially if you aren't trained as an Olympic high diver.

LeftinOH

(5,354 posts)
34. First, make sure it's really sinking -and not simply rolling over.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 12:57 PM
Jan 2012

Head "up" (towards the sky), and hang on to something for dear life. Understandably, that may be a difficult task for families who are looking out for each others' welfare.

 

snooper2

(30,151 posts)
57. You didn't know we are being really series here
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 11:03 AM
Jan 2012

Just trying to save somebody's life in the future

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)
54. You certainly would not be king of the world
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:31 PM
Jan 2012

(I can't believe I'm the first one to use this smilie on this thread).
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