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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:24 PM Jan 2012

EWWWW....who in the good lord's name would want to be in an open marriage with Newt Gingrich

This man here....


He's got about as much sex appeal as this here...


In fact if I was forced to choose I'd form the first human-mineral relationship known to humanity!

Of course if I did that then I would make this man cry...

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EWWWW....who in the good lord's name would want to be in an open marriage with Newt Gingrich (Original Post) LynneSin Jan 2012 OP
I'm still trying to figure out whay anyone would Fawke Em Jan 2012 #1
Well it comes down to this in regards to relationships.... LynneSin Jan 2012 #2
He didn't have a shitload of money until after he got out of congress and married his current wife. YellowRubberDuckie Jan 2012 #31
Thoughts of that get the red out Jan 2012 #8
I really like your user name....great... movonne Jan 2012 #12
Thank you! Fawke Em Jan 2012 #42
Might be a whole lot better than a closed marriage with him. cbayer Jan 2012 #3
Ok, that's a thought. I'll marry him for all the money LynneSin Jan 2012 #6
Newt doesn't realize how lucky he is that Marianne said "No". GliderGuider Jan 2012 #4
Then he could be like Mitt.......... Jello Biafra Jan 2012 #10
It'd be better than having two husbands. Fawke Em Jan 2012 #43
:-) Nice shot. GliderGuider Jan 2012 #44
Sexy rocks. onehandle Jan 2012 #5
lol tawadi Jan 2012 #7
Next to Newt and Ol' Frothy Lube -- Hell Hath No Fury Jan 2012 #9
Thing is this - sharing him is like asking who wants to share a plate of poo with you LynneSin Jan 2012 #26
An "open" marriage!! That is soooo family-values oriented, ain't it? Major Hogwash Jan 2012 #11
Yeah. These days they're called "triads". GliderGuider Jan 2012 #13
How soon before Calista hears those magic words rurallib Jan 2012 #14
Ann Coulter. Uncle Joe Jan 2012 #15
...or even a closed one. Iggo Jan 2012 #16
One of these two women did Major Nikon Jan 2012 #17
One does not look real. Glimmer of Hope Jan 2012 #29
I don't think the angry attack muffin cares Major Nikon Jan 2012 #30
botox irisblue Jan 2012 #34
It looks more like a Wal-Mart face lift Major Nikon Jan 2012 #36
Hey Now, No One Woman Can Hog All That Newty Goodness to Herself Yavin4 Jan 2012 #18
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH! liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #28
that midsection looks like the piece of halibut I had for dinner! CTyankee Jan 2012 #37
OMG I so didn't need that first thing in the morning LynneSin Jan 2012 #46
How would ya like to be Newt's "Other Woman"??? davsand Jan 2012 #19
I don't know. The pile of rocks looks sort of, you know, suggestive. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #20
Maybe it depended on the size of the Tiffany account muriel_volestrangler Jan 2012 #21
Rick Santorum's dog would have considered that a huge step up. 11 Bravo Jan 2012 #22
If he said that his mistress had no problem with an open marriage... Marrah_G Jan 2012 #23
No from what I've heard Calista keeps him on a short leash. Raine Jan 2012 #33
Well, she would know, wouldn't she???? SharonAnn Jan 2012 #45
LA LA LA LA LA LA Bolo Boffin Jan 2012 #24
he looked different then Enrique Jan 2012 #25
He looks like Rainn Wilson from the Office LynneSin Jan 2012 #47
I'm just gonna come out and say that I really don't have liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #27
ECK he makes my skin crawl along Raine Jan 2012 #32
Somehow I think the open marriage applies to him and not Cleita Jan 2012 #35
That Calista is one very unattractive woman sammytko Jan 2012 #38
I think she might be too old. Cleita Jan 2012 #39
She's only 45, married when she was 35 or 34 sammytko Jan 2012 #40
Forty five is definitely too old without a lot of Cleita Jan 2012 #41
I wonder what Callista looked like before all the botox and restalyne LynneSin Jan 2012 #48
She was pretty plain Jane I would think. The crazy eyes look comes from surgery around the eyes or Cleita Jan 2012 #53
Hugh Hefner DeathToTheOil Jan 2012 #49
Newt's two daughters, fairly scary looking, Frank Lee... sfpcjock Jan 2012 #50
Who would want to be in ANY marriage with Newt, open or otherwise? n/t markpkessinger Jan 2012 #51
Callista - apparently quaker bill Jan 2012 #52

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
1. I'm still trying to figure out whay anyone would
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:28 PM
Jan 2012

want to be in any marriage - traditional or open - with that man.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
2. Well it comes down to this in regards to relationships....
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:33 PM
Jan 2012

He's got a shitload of money, which makes up for the fact that he's butt ugly as hell.

I'm guessing lil Ms Catholic Callista was kinkier than Mrs. Gingrich #2 which is why he dumped #2 and found wife #3.

The guy is a bloated asshole - nuff said.

YellowRubberDuckie

(19,736 posts)
31. He didn't have a shitload of money until after he got out of congress and married his current wife.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 08:31 PM
Jan 2012

He was positively middle class until that point. Economically speaking. He has zero class in reality.

get the red out

(13,466 posts)
8. Thoughts of that
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:48 PM
Jan 2012

Make me want to embrace celibacy.

How can the right be constantly fretting about gay people when someone is having sex with NEWT?????? Disgusting.......

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
42. Thank you!
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:37 PM
Jan 2012

I know Guy Fawkes was, technically, a bomber, but since he's been adopted by both the 99 percent and my profession (I work in information security... um and will leave it at that), he's become a modern hero.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
6. Ok, that's a thought. I'll marry him for all the money
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:45 PM
Jan 2012

and tell him he can fuck anyone he wants as long as it's NOT ME.

Ok even then I don't think I could do that

 

GliderGuider

(21,088 posts)
4. Newt doesn't realize how lucky he is that Marianne said "No".
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:40 PM
Jan 2012
Two wives? Seriously, dude? Do you have any idea how how much trouble two wives can cause a guy? Well, we sure know which brain was doing your thinking...

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
43. It'd be better than having two husbands.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:40 PM
Jan 2012

At least women clean up after ourselves and don't snipe like little children.

(There, stereotypical man joke following a stereotypical female joke.)

 

Hell Hath No Fury

(16,327 posts)
9. Next to Newt and Ol' Frothy Lube --
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 01:51 PM
Jan 2012

those rocks make me hot.

Can you imagine the ego it takes to think you can go to your wife and ask her to share you??? That man is a monstrosity.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
36. It looks more like a Wal-Mart face lift
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 09:09 PM
Jan 2012

Botox would have worn off by now unless she's been going back to retain her deer in the headlights look. That in an of itself is a scary thought as she already looks like she can scare the hell out of small children on Halloween.

Yavin4

(35,442 posts)
18. Hey Now, No One Woman Can Hog All That Newty Goodness to Herself
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 02:41 PM
Jan 2012

Ladies, you gotta learn to share this:

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
37. that midsection looks like the piece of halibut I had for dinner!
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 09:13 PM
Jan 2012

It had a nice white flesh, a bit plump, and it was just asking to be cooked up and shared between me and my spouse! So inviting!

Went well with the Pinot Gris...

davsand

(13,421 posts)
19. How would ya like to be Newt's "Other Woman"???
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 02:45 PM
Jan 2012

No financial gain nor any married "rights" but you still gotta sleep with it...

Sex with him would be horrible, I'd imagine. But if you really want a worst case scenario, imagine what it must be like to be screwing THAT for free and have to admit it to anyone--even yourself!!




Laura

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
20. I don't know. The pile of rocks looks sort of, you know, suggestive.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 03:58 PM
Jan 2012

The other two are just douche nozzles.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)
21. Maybe it depended on the size of the Tiffany account
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Jan 2012

That seems to have been important in their eventual marriage.

Marrah_G

(28,581 posts)
23. If he said that his mistress had no problem with an open marriage...
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 06:25 PM
Jan 2012

And now that mistress is his wife. Does that mean that he can now sleep with other people? Would his girlfriends come visit in the White house?

My problem is not with his infidelity, but rather the hypocrisy of both him and his current wife.

Also, he had quite alot of nerve taking Clinton to task over an affair.

Raine

(30,540 posts)
33. No from what I've heard Calista keeps him on a short leash.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 08:39 PM
Jan 2012

Apparently she doesn't trust him one bit, never lets him spend a night away from her.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
47. He looks like Rainn Wilson from the Office
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 06:18 AM
Jan 2012

I guess Rainn knows what his future acting role is gonna be...


Although he looks more like Rainn as he looks in the office. Not Rainn in RL who looks kinda hip

liberalhistorian

(20,818 posts)
27. I'm just gonna come out and say that I really don't have
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 08:18 PM
Jan 2012

much sympathy for Marianne Gingrich. She was the one he was screwing around with on his first wife and the one for whom he left said first wife WHILE SHE WAS RECOVERING FROM CANCER. And he actually said that she wasn't pretty enough or young enough to be the "wife of a president" and he actually put her down for having cancer. Now, I'm sorry, but would you marry a POS SOB like that? And, if you WERE dumb enough to do that, would you actually expect him not to be a POS SOB cheater/liar on you? Sorry, but she made her own damn bed.

I'll never understand women who screw around with married men then, when they finally get what they want and he leaves his family for her, actually expect him to be faithful and are upset and angry when they're not? HELLO REALITY CHECK.

Raine

(30,540 posts)
32. ECK he makes my skin crawl along
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 08:34 PM
Jan 2012

with making me sick to my stomach he's like some huge beached white whale.

Cleita

(75,480 posts)
35. Somehow I think the open marriage applies to him and not
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 09:04 PM
Jan 2012

his wife du jour. None of the principals involved in Newt's tawdry private life of either gender are very attractive. How many DU men here would want to do Callista unless he had finished a pint of bourbon and put a paper bag over her head first? I would guess none just like there would be no DU women who would want Newt closer than ten feet to them.

sammytko

(2,480 posts)
38. That Calista is one very unattractive woman
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 10:09 PM
Jan 2012

i wonder why they don't have kids. She is Catholic, wouldn't she want a Newtie of her own??

sammytko

(2,480 posts)
40. She's only 45, married when she was 35 or 34
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 10:57 PM
Jan 2012

Plenty of opportunity to reproduce - what is the hold up?

Cleita

(75,480 posts)
41. Forty five is definitely too old without a lot of
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 11:00 PM
Jan 2012

medical help and maybe she doesn't want to take the risk for either her health or of having a Down's syndrome baby. Even 34 or 35 can be difficult for a first time pregnancy. Also, Newt at his age is probably shooting blanks anyway.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
48. I wonder what Callista looked like before all the botox and restalyne
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 06:21 AM
Jan 2012

I'm guessing at one point she was very attractive. But realizing Newt's track record she started ODing on Botox and that crap they put in your lips.

An early post I said that Rainn Wilson could probably play Newt Gingrich, well Jack Nicholson via the Batman days could play Callista



and



Cleita

(75,480 posts)
53. She was pretty plain Jane I would think. The crazy eyes look comes from surgery around the eyes or
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 12:18 PM
Jan 2012

a blepharoplasty. Cosmetic fillers and botox don't change how you look. They just puff out deep lines and plump the skin to smooth the wrinkles. If you were photogenically attractive to begin with, you will still be that. If you are plain Jane, you will still look like yourself, just with smoother skin and the deep lines lessened. My doctor/employer does cosmetic injectables on the side for extra money so I have seen a lot of before and after results. Only her hairdresser knows for sure how she achieves the helmet hair. I call her Hells Bells Plastic Barbie myself.

sfpcjock

(1,936 posts)
50. Newt's two daughters, fairly scary looking, Frank Lee...
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 06:26 AM
Jan 2012

In fact, one of them looks exactly like Frank Lee! I think SC should take this into account on Sat.

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