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The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World (Original Post) Kennah Nov 2012 OP
oh my.... Divine Discontent Nov 2012 #1
oh dear. the faceless crawling horror babies.. Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #78
the naked man with babies statue is bad. Can't even figure out what it's about. Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #2
Supposed to be a man fighting off 4 genii Kennah Nov 2012 #3
genies look like babies? i thought they looked like this.... HiPointDem Nov 2012 #4
I can't get past the one in his right hand. He appears to be grabbing it by the dick. Kennah Nov 2012 #5
The article has a second picture which focused on your comment. :) aletier_v Nov 2012 #23
ah ok. Looks like unfair fight - grown man against babies Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #68
The first statue is easy. Glassunion Nov 2012 #28
You win Cal Carpenter Nov 2012 #50
Why is he naked :/ nt darkangel218 Nov 2012 #51
because the moon is full tonight aletier_v Nov 2012 #65
Who doesn't dance naked? n/t Kennah Nov 2012 #69
It's in Frogner Sculpture Park in Oslo, Norway Lydia Leftcoast Nov 2012 #61
thanks Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #67
A game of football against a side of babies. MichaelMcGuire Nov 2012 #76
Interesting and bizarre, but I don't find vaginas, giant or otherwise, terrifying at all. n/t Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #6
No Stargazer09 Nov 2012 #32
And we're poorer for it. Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #47
Doesn't fit my description of "terrifying" hobbit709 Nov 2012 #7
You wanna see terrifying? pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #8
Sorry, but that one is INTENTIONALLY Terrifying. n/t adieu Nov 2012 #13
Yeah, talk about an eater of babies... Matariki Nov 2012 #63
This one's kinda creepy: Jesus Kraken Bad_Ronald Nov 2012 #9
That's 'Touchdown Jesus' pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #12
IT'S GOOD!! TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #25
Not just burned - struck by lightning! Cal Carpenter Nov 2012 #53
God must have been really pissed. pangaia Nov 2012 #55
It's south of Dayton and north of Cincinnati. SharonAnn Nov 2012 #81
That shit scares me. lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #85
No Pack Jesus. HughBeaumont Nov 2012 #87
Here's an intentionally terrifying one. trusty elf Nov 2012 #10
Dayum, I just woke up and saw that... rateyes Nov 2012 #11
Ugh! Stargazer09 Nov 2012 #30
Heh! This might be DU, but we've got some standards! Kennah Nov 2012 #39
Starting next week, Cracked will become one my "must go to" sites............ TheDebbieDee Nov 2012 #14
terrifying? nah...this is terrifying! madrchsod Nov 2012 #15
Bring a grocery bag with you, and put it on his head. Panasonic Nov 2012 #42
there`s security cameras because the skateboaders and bmx bikers madrchsod Nov 2012 #46
That's what black spray paint is for... Panasonic Nov 2012 #48
I sort of liked the stone vaginas. Not so big on the nipple clips one. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #16
Honorable mention to the Boy Scout Memorial in Washington D.C. hunter Nov 2012 #17
Yikes! Stargazer09 Nov 2012 #29
Washington is filled with weird, barely repressed pedophilic statues and fasces all over leveymg Nov 2012 #31
D.C. truly has something to offend everyone. CBHagman Nov 2012 #45
We learned about the GW statue in Art History since it's so neoclassically ridiculous. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #52
I like the FTC statue ashling Nov 2012 #72
Hitler would love that. Its suitably aryan. :D roguevalley Nov 2012 #36
Oh myyyyyy! Kennah Nov 2012 #40
I don't remember that from the cover of Boys' Life NBachers Nov 2012 #71
When I was in St. Petersburg Russia tavernier Nov 2012 #18
now that's funny... magical thyme Nov 2012 #19
i nominate carrot top arely staircase Nov 2012 #22
Oh I love it. :>) pangaia Nov 2012 #57
They used to do that in Ancient Rome Kaleva Nov 2012 #62
A couple of my favorites. Fozzledick Nov 2012 #20
can trurtles give legal consent? arely staircase Nov 2012 #24
They live to be 80 years old aletier_v Nov 2012 #27
I suppose the ones named "McConnell" can...... lastlib Nov 2012 #33
but is anyone asking? arely staircase Nov 2012 #34
those frogs rule. totally. :D roguevalley Nov 2012 #37
Oh wow! I really like the frogs! NT Sadiedog Nov 2012 #49
"Deliverance" would not have been the same with the line, "You look just like a turtle." Kennah Nov 2012 #84
Yea, "Squeal little turtle!" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. n/t Turborama Nov 2012 #89
number 11 arely staircase Nov 2012 #21
El Mesteno was called "Blue Mustang" by the artist Viva_La_Revolution Nov 2012 #26
Such a list wouldn't be complete without Bluecifer! n/t backscatter712 Nov 2012 #41
Oh yes, the devil horse. Panasonic Nov 2012 #44
He also did this blue horse in Moody Park in Houston. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #54
Woohoo!!!! My birthplace is #7!!! OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #35
Note to self: Stay the HELL out of Prague. nolabear Nov 2012 #38
For me, Prague moved way up on my list of cities to visit after finding this. Kennah Nov 2012 #43
WTF is with the baby eater? SpartanDem Nov 2012 #56
This is the best thread in DU history. pangaia Nov 2012 #58
I think this one is about bad refereeing in professional sports ashling Nov 2012 #59
This is Howard Cosell, and in one of the strangest plays in NFL history ... Kennah Nov 2012 #70
Well, us pissing is always attractive UTUSN Nov 2012 #60
I saw this statue! Didn't look at the back, though... CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #64
doesn't seem (to me) to be about rape or copulation, but the huge weight Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #79
That, and one can be kicked in the balls at any time by anyone Kennah Nov 2012 #83
Cracked.com is one of my favorite places to check out for laughs. Kaleva Nov 2012 #66
That second statue looks like something from The Day the Earth Stood Still ashling Nov 2012 #73
How about this one PatrickS Nov 2012 #74
I mean. It. Like. WHAT!? Kennah Nov 2012 #82
I'm not sure, but I think Rick Santorum would disapprove. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #86
Nominating this thread for the "Best Laugh Generator In GD 2012" n/t Turborama Nov 2012 #75
Wow. Just wow! valerief Nov 2012 #77
Number 13 appears to be Krampus, bayareamike Nov 2012 #80
It's funny that most of them have to do with genitalia davidpdx Nov 2012 #88
 

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)
47. And we're poorer for it.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:50 PM
Nov 2012


But semi-seriously, this was ranked number one, even over the baby eating guy?

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
8. You wanna see terrifying?
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 06:27 AM
Nov 2012

Ryan Jr. (left), chairman of the board of trustees of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation, unveils a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan at Reagan National Airport in Arlington, Va., on Nov. 1, 2011. The statue was unveiled as part of a dedication ceremony on the centennial of the former president’s birth. Also attending the event were former Transportation Secretary Elizabeth Dole (second from left); Charles Snelling (second from right), chairman of the board of the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority; and Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. (T.J. Kirkpatrick/The Washington Times)



pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
12. That's 'Touchdown Jesus'
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:27 AM
Nov 2012

The one that burned down a while back (in Ohio, I think). The church said at the time that it planned to rebuild it.

Cal Carpenter

(4,959 posts)
53. Not just burned - struck by lightning!
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 09:51 PM
Nov 2012

Also known as Big Butter Jesus



They now have a full body Jesus statue. I just drove by it on my way to visit relatives this week. It is right off I-75, a little north (I think?) of Dayton.

SharonAnn

(13,778 posts)
81. It's south of Dayton and north of Cincinnati.
Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:42 PM
Nov 2012

I really liked the "Touchdown Jesus" and used to drive by it frequently. It was just so cheesy that it was "special".

I also thought it was fitting that it was struck by lightning and burned/melted to the ground. Some kind of cosmic statement.

I haven't seen the replacement.

 

TheDebbieDee

(11,119 posts)
14. Starting next week, Cracked will become one my "must go to" sites............
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:49 AM
Nov 2012

Many of their articles are so entertaining and off-beat that I just can't not visit there.

madrchsod

(58,162 posts)
15. terrifying? nah...this is terrifying!
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 09:33 AM
Nov 2012


i drive by this many times a day and it still does`t go away...

madrchsod

(58,162 posts)
46. there`s security cameras because the skateboaders and bmx bikers
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:47 PM
Nov 2012

they seem to be "defacing" the sidewalks around the statue and the riverfront walk way.

hunter

(38,322 posts)
17. Honorable mention to the Boy Scout Memorial in Washington D.C.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 12:09 PM
Nov 2012

Your boy goes off to camp with these two and he comes back a little man!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scout_Memorial



leveymg

(36,418 posts)
31. Washington is filled with weird, barely repressed pedophilic statues and fasces all over
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 01:37 PM
Nov 2012

Last edited Fri Nov 23, 2012, 05:03 PM - Edit history (2)

Like this one of Baron Stueben, the 18th Century Prussian mercenary, in Lafayette Square across from the White House. It also contains a plaque on the opposite side dedicated to William Walker, the Civil War era adventurer and slaver who briefly conquered Nicaragua in the 1850s.



And then there is this national treasure in bronze lying on the concourse in front of the Ronald Reagan Bldg. on 14th Street. A draped nude man and a boy, curiously titled "The Voice of Reason":


And, fasces are all over town in DC, from the Well of the Senate to the Supreme Court Bldg:




CBHagman

(16,987 posts)
45. D.C. truly has something to offend everyone.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:25 PM
Nov 2012

Also in Lafayette park is a half-dressed woman passing a sword to the guy on the pedestal (I'm blanking out on the name of the particular warrior).

Elsewhere in the city is a bare-chested George Washington, the tale of which is told below:



[url]http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0707/5163.html[/url]

And then there's this treasure from the Federal Trade Commission:



 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
52. We learned about the GW statue in Art History since it's so neoclassically ridiculous.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 09:42 PM
Nov 2012

I think the same guy did Pauline Bonaparte on a chaise longue draped like that?

excuse me, I meant "sculpted", not "did"



tavernier

(12,396 posts)
18. When I was in St. Petersburg Russia
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 12:33 PM
Nov 2012

on a tour of the city, our tour guide pointed to a headless statue. She said, "It used to be Lenin but they haven't decided whose head to replace it with yet. That is pretty common here in Russia. We keep the bodies and take off the heads as the political tides change, store them somewhere, and just pop on the head that is currently in fashion. It saves money."

 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
19. now that's funny...
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 12:48 PM
Nov 2012

Depending on circumstances of departure, they could even put the old head on a spike. Double-duty and all that

Kaleva

(36,327 posts)
62. They used to do that in Ancient Rome
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 11:19 PM
Nov 2012

When a bigwig who had statues of himself all over Rome fell out of power for whatever reason, they'd often just replace the head with one that was the likeness of the new bigwig.

Fozzledick

(3,860 posts)
20. A couple of my favorites.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 12:58 PM
Nov 2012

Turtle Boy in Worcester MA.




The Great Frog Battle Memorial in Willimantic CN.

arely staircase

(12,482 posts)
24. can trurtles give legal consent?
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 01:18 PM
Nov 2012

and even if they can, do you think that one did, given the distressed look on its face?

aletier_v

(1,773 posts)
27. They live to be 80 years old
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 01:29 PM
Nov 2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_turtle

"According to SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment, a lifespan of 80 years is feasible for sea turtles.[3] It takes decades for sea turtles to reach sexual maturity..."

"The hatchlings then proceed into the ocean, where a variety of marine predators await them"
 

Panasonic

(2,921 posts)
44. Oh yes, the devil horse.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 07:19 PM
Nov 2012

Have to look at that thing on my way to the airport and back.

That thing REALLY needs to go and replaced with something a little bit more appropriate.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
54. He also did this blue horse in Moody Park in Houston.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 09:59 PM
Nov 2012
http://www.houstontx.gov/municipalart/vaquero.html

The Demonic Horse in Denver killed the guy, literally.

I knew a guy who was in the famous Moody Park riot. He said it was a real blast having cops chasing you and throwing tear gas canisters.



The background on the Moody Park riots, protesting the murder by HPD of Jose Campos Torres:
http://revcom.us/a/v20/960-69/960/moody.htm

OneGrassRoot

(22,920 posts)
35. Woohoo!!!! My birthplace is #7!!!
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 03:24 PM
Nov 2012

Imagine my surprise as I laughed at the images and clever writing which accompanies them, only to click to Page 2 to see the boll weevil monument!



Thanks for the link!

pangaia

(24,324 posts)
58. This is the best thread in DU history.
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 10:28 PM
Nov 2012

I'm in stitches. My eyes are teering soumuch I cant tipe
:&gt )))

ashling

(25,771 posts)
59. I think this one is about bad refereeing in professional sports
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 10:49 PM
Nov 2012

He hasn't actually kicked the field goal baby yet, but the one over is right is already signaling a good kick,

?v=1

 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
79. doesn't seem (to me) to be about rape or copulation, but the huge weight
Sun Nov 25, 2012, 02:30 PM
Nov 2012

of the awareness or omnipresence of death.

ashling

(25,771 posts)
73. That second statue looks like something from The Day the Earth Stood Still
Sat Nov 24, 2012, 01:58 AM
Nov 2012

giant alien virgin x-ray laser nipples

[font size = 40]klaatu barada nikto[/font size = 40]

bayareamike

(602 posts)
80. Number 13 appears to be Krampus,
Sun Nov 25, 2012, 02:58 PM
Nov 2012

the "anti-St. Nicholas" in Germany and the surrounding countries. It's a popular Christmas myth in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, etc.

This 19th century depiction shows similarities:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nikolaus_krampus.jpg

davidpdx

(22,000 posts)
88. It's funny that most of them have to do with genitalia
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:29 AM
Nov 2012

I've been to the Netherlands. If I'd known about Santa and the buttplug I would have gone and seen that. I can just see myself climbing up the statue for a picture.

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