I'm sure there's something in the DSM IV about being a "dumbass husband" you'll want to be checked for.

Get well soon!

i would be out the door grabbing me a man. not hard to find. and sex is after all, just sex. none of that emotional garbage women are given to keep them in line. he is well aware, will be a lot easier for me to find a man to fuck than the other way around.

not a chance in hell he would be so stupid to make such a suggestion.

just to share the other side of the coin.

i'm sure he could find a man to fuck in no time.

I'm a little confused, though, as to why you, as a feminist (yes?), would be so quick to include yourself in the meat market and renounce, I would assume, verbal communication as "emotional garbage". You don't regard all communication as manipulation I hope, or are you referring to a specific kind?

i would no more do it than pc would do it.

as far as the emotional garbage, it has been the argument to me the last couple weeks that men just like sex, whereas women have an emotional connection with sex.

i told myself years and more ago, no to manipulation. any kind. i say what i mean. to be clear, and not make anyone struggle to figure out what i might be saying.

depends on their experiences and one can't always pin point a person's internal make up according to gender. To be sure, women are women and men are men but we are first both human and lot of what we believe about ourselves we may attribute to gender when it really is driven by environmental and cultural factors.

Anyway, your posts are always interesting and I enjoy them, especially the ones from a seemingly feminist perspective (which many seem to be from), so your latest one surprised me.

that has been my experience in life.

and thank you shanka. that is nice to hear.

Answer: making love is what women do while men are fucking them.


My wife doesn't find that funny at all (although her sister thinks it's hysterical).

to everyone else? See that's why you'll never be such a success with the ladies as this guy:

next time use the phone or email to bring up certain delicate questions.

I came home one day and my wife was cutting the grass with scissors so I went in and got her a toothbrush to sweep up after.

so said Newt as well!

Wish I had thought of it....

K&R

"hoo-ha off with my bare hands and beat the rest of him to death with them. He's not suicidal.

Definite DUzy material!

I saw the subject line and was coming here to wish you well ...

But instead I'll say to your WIFE: "Job well done!"

LOL

Who's side are you on anyway???

I had more than one married man proclaim to me that his wife was "open-minded and didn't care" if he fooled around.

I would then reply: "Really? Then let's call her up and double check."

For some strange reason, those men stopped hitting on me after I would say that.

Awesome.

What a snappy answer.
GAC

I like that line, though.
I'm old and gray, but I still occasionally hear such silliness. The demographic just gets older, though obviously, not wiser. I will use your approach next time,

I have one question though, aren't you concerned that she'll "finish the job"? Keep you head on a swivel.

I like the cut of your wife's jib.

And i'm not making this up; i thought of that exact scenario when i heard about the Gingrich story. I even said to my wife, "He's lucky she didn't trip him down the steps."

domestic violence is not funny.
why is it supposed to be funny when a man gets beaten up by his wife? I don't get that.
what if you were a woman, PC, and had the same story, were we supposed to vote for a DUzy then as well?

sorry to piss on your joke tho

you neglected to put the after your last line.