Hey Newt, you know what 10.11.75 was?

That was the date, now almost 38 years ago, when Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham got married.

Sure, they've had their troubles over the years. Yes, Bill was, to it kindly, a rogue. he cheated on his wife. And he tried to keep it quiet. And he never pointed at anyone else while he was doing it. Particularly, he never pointed at anyone else for doing it for the political gain to be had from the pointing.

Bill and Hillary Clinton now have a nice young woman as their daughter and they continue, from all appearances, to thrive as a family, rough spots notwithstanding.

I contrast that with you, Mr. I Want An Open Marriage. I contrast that with you, you philandering piece of shit. I contrast that with you, who divorced Number Two as she was battling cancer. I contrast that with you, who impeached Bill Clinton over an affair, even as you were diddling .... which was it? ..... Number Two? ...... The current Mrs. G, Number Three?

So now you're on to Number 3. I'm guessing this will be your last, you pasty, puffy, probably Viagara dependent turd.

The Clintons, for all their faults, are at 38 years and counting.

And don't EVEN try to compare yourself favorably to the Obamas. Don't even go there.





I found you despicable then, Newt, and I find you more so today.

Just go away, you fucking turd.