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Trae Crowder: "Did y'all get raptured or na?" (Original Post) catbyte Apr 9 OP
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................... Lovie777 Apr 9 #1
Eclipse zombies ate my brain but it's ok, I'm still the same as before. Hermit-The-Prog Apr 9 #2
Nope, not me yet... Think. Again. Apr 9 #3
The earth is worth fighting for Easterncedar Apr 9 #4
Well... MutantAndProud Apr 9 #5
Being a conspiracy theorist means never having to admit you were wrong. sop Apr 9 #6
And they usually have an excuse PatSeg Apr 9 #22
If anyone was raptured drmeow Apr 9 #7
I wonder. Does Jesus really want stupid around him? 3Hotdogs Apr 9 #8
Those are the ones who get to mow the grass upstairs. KS Toronado Apr 9 #9
As an omnipotent deity everything that is was and will be Voltaire2 Apr 9 #18
Ya mean, they're there for comedy relief? 3Hotdogs Apr 9 #37
gods are unfathomable. We are just bugs to them. Voltaire2 Apr 9 #38
I'm going to say it's a definite, maybe. Hugin Apr 9 #10
New word bonus: markodochartaigh Apr 9 #11
Yeah, I heard that too. Hugin Apr 9 #12
Was used in the Harry Potter books. niyad Apr 9 #19
Was used in the Harry Potter books. niyad Apr 9 #17
They did indeed all get raptured. Voltaire2 Apr 9 #13
Sadly true. niyad Apr 9 #20
So that wasn't God! PatSeg Apr 9 #23
I remember the rapture madness around 2012 Renew Deal Apr 9 #14
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Great! SupportSanity Apr 9 #34
Sunday night I tuned in to ultra right wing radio, wnylib Apr 9 #15
That is really scary PatSeg Apr 9 #24
Do they really think there's never been a solar eclipse before... ShazzieB Apr 9 #27
Yeah, they're not the brightest folks. wnylib Apr 9 #35
I miss Art Bell. catbyte Apr 9 #29
Agree. Art was too far right politically, but he was wnylib Apr 9 #36
Was it Rove who said Farmer-Rick Apr 9 #16
LOVE TRAE!!! niyad Apr 9 #21
i had for covid shots . got covid twice . no, i didnt explode or disolve into a black hole. AllaN01Bear Apr 9 #25
No, no .... the rapture is just a little late... SupportSanity Apr 9 #26
It is up on youtube now. niyad Apr 9 #28
Thanks! I just added it to my post. I must've posted too early. catbyte Apr 9 #30
It hasn't been up for long, there were only 61 comments when I niyad Apr 9 #32
Zappa said it best. shrike3 Apr 9 #31
I'm still here! CaptainTruth Apr 9 #33

Lovie777

(12,306 posts)
1. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 07:41 AM
Apr 9

I didn't die from COVID poisoning which the psychos claimed was timed with the 2024 solar eclipse. Nor did the demons the psychos claims would come into our world from the solar eclipse are actually already here and I could name names, nor earth's natural disasters have happened since the beginning of time, but alas the psychos for some reason can't comprehend that in fact and actually through their hatred of mother earth made it much worse.

PatSeg

(47,547 posts)
22. And they usually have an excuse
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:26 AM
Apr 9

Though often they just ignore it and move on to the next conspiracy theory.

I'm sure God was just testing them this time to see if they were really ready for the upcoming real rapture!

drmeow

(5,022 posts)
7. If anyone was raptured
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 08:03 AM
Apr 9

it would not be the ones who most strongly believe that they will be! They don't wan to admit it but they WILL be the ones "left behind."

3Hotdogs

(12,396 posts)
8. I wonder. Does Jesus really want stupid around him?
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 08:25 AM
Apr 9

Imagine waking up in (Does Jesus even sleep) the morning and having to listen to Pat Roberton or Franklin Graham mouthing off on how you been sending misinformation.

Hugin

(33,169 posts)
10. I'm going to say it's a definite, maybe.
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 08:36 AM
Apr 9

There was a mint on my pillow last night.

Everything else seems to be the same, tho.

markodochartaigh

(1,140 posts)
11. New word bonus:
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 08:49 AM
Apr 9
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apparate

Mr Scott, There appears to be no intelligent life on this planet, will you kindly assist in the apparation of the landing party.

Voltaire2

(13,095 posts)
13. They did indeed all get raptured.
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 08:55 AM
Apr 9

Unfortunately they left behind their brainless mortal bodies and nobody can tell the difference.

Renew Deal

(81,866 posts)
14. I remember the rapture madness around 2012
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:02 AM
Apr 9

When the rapture crowd was out on the streets making their case. I kept asking them for the keys to their house and cars since they wouldn’t need them anymore.

wnylib

(21,550 posts)
15. Sunday night I tuned in to ultra right wing radio,
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:12 AM
Apr 9

George Noury's Coast to Coast, to hear what they had to say about the eclipse.

One caller said that it was engineered and Noury agreed with him emphatically. I thought, "Wow! Who knew that human beings can engineer the paths of the sun and moon?"

Unless they meant that it was engineered by God. Later in the program, they got into the book of Revelations and how current events by humans and nature are signs that God will intervene.



ShazzieB

(16,456 posts)
27. Do they really think there's never been a solar eclipse before...
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:48 AM
Apr 9

...ever, in the history of the world? Or have they all been engineered? If so, I would really like to hear how they think that was done in, say, the middle ages. Or even 100 years ago!

wnylib

(21,550 posts)
35. Yeah, they're not the brightest folks.
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 12:28 PM
Apr 9

But the Coast to Coast program is all about conspiracy theories and passing off sci fi fantasies as scientific facts, e.g. space alien visits to earth in the present, space aliens as the founders of ancient civilizations, chem trails, the evils of the political left, etc. That's why I tuned in on Sunday night to see what they were saying about the eclipse.

catbyte

(34,414 posts)
29. I miss Art Bell.
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:17 AM
Apr 9

He was out there, but wasn't a nutjob like Noury. Plus his voice was soothing when I had insomnia.

wnylib

(21,550 posts)
36. Agree. Art was too far right politically, but he was
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 12:36 PM
Apr 9

interesting and entertaining.

Noury is pals with guys like Roger Stone, who used to be on the show occasionally. I've been tempted to call in and ask why Stone hasn't been on for a long time.

Sometimes I tune in to the show now for laughs. Other times, it's just too far gone politically or scientifically to laugh and I turn it off.

AllaN01Bear

(18,307 posts)
25. i had for covid shots . got covid twice . no, i didnt explode or disolve into a black hole.
Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:35 AM
Apr 9

im still here .

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