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DonViejo

(60,536 posts)
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:03 PM Nov 2012

Christian group says demon sex makes you gay


A Christian magazine warns that homosexuality is caused by sex with succubi -- and that's just the beginning

BY TANA GANEVA, ALTERNET


The reigning scientific consensus on sexual orientation is that it’s an inherited, biological trait, but that’s just because scientists don’t know how to party. A far sexier explanation has been offered up by Christian magazine Charisma, which conducted its own investigation into the origins of homosexuality to reveal the real culprit: sex with demons.

“Can demons engage in sexual behaviors with humans?” the magazine asks. Why yes, they can! At least according to the article’s primary source, a former stripper-turned-ministry leader named Contessa Adams. Adams shares her decades-long struggle with demon sex, sparing no horrible, sexy detail:

These spiritual rapists, as Adams describes them in her book, Consequences, often prey on people by performing sexual acts through nightmares and erotic dreams. Some people become so dependent upon these demonic experiences that they actually look forward to them.

“Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you … they’re worried [that] they could not find that pleasure with mortal people,” says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.

The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.


more:
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/26/christian_group_says_demon_sex_makes_you_gay/
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Christian group says demon sex makes you gay (Original Post) DonViejo Nov 2012 OP
Some people have all the luck jberryhill Nov 2012 #1
No fuckin shit. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #5
Really!!! elleng Nov 2012 #53
If a gorgeous succubus came to me Aerows Nov 2012 #56
Even the name - succubus - sounds good! jberryhill Nov 2012 #61
bicycle Aerows Nov 2012 #65
Bo can demonize me if she wants! Odin2005 Nov 2012 #96
No kidding Aerows Nov 2012 #99
ahahaaa haaahah hahaahaha Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #78
Yeah, I've scoured countless websites and chatrooms to find sex with demonic women...NO luck Blue_Tires Nov 2012 #129
There's a bunch in Meta jberryhill Nov 2012 #131
I would be inclined to laugh at this, except...... LongTomH Nov 2012 #2
You are so right. Separation Nov 2012 #35
they oughta know G_j Nov 2012 #3
Okay, let's see: Baptists disapprove of sex because it might lead to dancing. Aristus Nov 2012 #4
reminds me of that old joke: TalkingDog Nov 2012 #97
This might lead to dancing. sarcasmo Nov 2012 #111
I suppose it also makes one a con-artist........ southerncrone Nov 2012 #6
And her name is 'Contessa'? LOL!!! fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #19
Yep ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #30
and tortured by dark sexual dreams.. sounds a bit coincidental Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #79
I guess sex with Satan is okay Angry Dragon Nov 2012 #7
I thought 'can I suck your bus' was a really strange pickup line DJ13 Nov 2012 #8
There is no crazy like god crazy Warpy Nov 2012 #9
or the dreams used to accuse others of demonic collusion, witchery Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #81
There's a good answer to your question jmowreader Nov 2012 #123
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Incitatus Nov 2012 #10
"The reigning scientific consensus on sexual orientation is that it’s an inherited, biological trait longship Nov 2012 #11
And I think you are wrong dbackjon Nov 2012 #15
I believe the poster simply means Shivering Jemmy Nov 2012 #21
I surely hope you missed the sarcasm icon by mistake dmallind Nov 2012 #24
Again, congenital has a very specific scientific definition. longship Nov 2012 #55
And look up the fucking poster before you go off on the wrong one. Gees! dmallind Nov 2012 #125
Nope. Not saying that at all. longship Nov 2012 #50
I have not seen anything that indicates that dbackjon Nov 2012 #70
I get my info second hand longship Nov 2012 #76
There's been some research on birth order and sexual orientation. wickerwoman Nov 2012 #117
Well, there is still dispute. Nobody knows why some people are gay. yardwork Nov 2012 #22
I much appreciate your point of view. longship Nov 2012 #57
I appreciate your clarification. yardwork Nov 2012 #59
I try my best, but as a totally geeked out guy... longship Nov 2012 #60
One of the things I love about DU is meeting interesting people after misunderstandings. yardwork Nov 2012 #66
I make a great Manhattan. longship Nov 2012 #71
They sound wonderful. yardwork Nov 2012 #72
I am very much a lesbian Aerows Nov 2012 #100
Yet another brilliant scientific analysis from the Christian Right CanonRay Nov 2012 #12
They must spread the word about this. Incitatus Nov 2012 #13
Now THAT I'd pay to see. CanonRay Nov 2012 #14
Make that two of us Aerows Nov 2012 #103
So gay sex offers much more pleasure than straight sex? DavidDvorkin Nov 2012 #16
Gay sex does offer much more pleasure than straight sex - for people who are gay. Cough cough. yardwork Nov 2012 #23
Yep. DavidDvorkin Nov 2012 #58
I think someone's been watching too much "Lost Girl" justiceischeap Nov 2012 #17
LOL Aerows Nov 2012 #64
I was going to post a YT link justiceischeap Nov 2012 #92
This message was self-deleted by its author Dirty Socialist Nov 2012 #18
Does it count if the woman's name is Demona? Initech Nov 2012 #20
If those were dreams, where did all those giant white feathers in my bed come from? Zorra Nov 2012 #25
Your pillow. Uncle Joe Nov 2012 #37
No, definitely not, Uncle Joe ~ Zorra Nov 2012 #42
It's about time we got a good scientific explanation for this aberrant behavior. bluedigger Nov 2012 #26
lolol Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #83
Oh, so that's what happened to me! n/t BeeBee Nov 2012 #27
It must not work all of the time because it didn't work that way for me. yellowcanine Nov 2012 #28
I dreamed about lawnmowers last night. mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #29
You're obviously missing the symbolism! 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #33
the downside of aging. mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #75
And not ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #108
Do you know where I can get a good deal on a Toro? mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #124
Not really ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #126
I think I rented that movie once. mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #133
Was it in Super-8? 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #134
VHS. From the back room of the video store. Amateur section. mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #139
LOL ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #142
I've had sex with a demon... Whiskeytide Nov 2012 #31
ROFL alcibiades_mystery Nov 2012 #39
Doesn't always work, I can tell you. montanto Nov 2012 #32
How would sex with THIS... Ian David Nov 2012 #34
And, unfortunately 18 charisma. longship Nov 2012 #67
turn you gay if you are female. Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #84
How come I never seem Turbineguy Nov 2012 #36
Mmmmmmm....succubus alcibiades_mystery Nov 2012 #38
That would be funny as heck, except that MineralMan Nov 2012 #40
Oh is THAT what those are? jberryhill Nov 2012 #63
I just KNEW I had had demon dates! xchrom Nov 2012 #41
Hmmm.... nobody explained how they got to be demons in the first place jberryhill Nov 2012 #62
Wait til I tell you about my dates with Aliens. xchrom Nov 2012 #73
The more I learn about you, the less I really want to know jberryhill Nov 2012 #116
ROFL Marrah_G Nov 2012 #43
It's pretty hilarious Quantess Nov 2012 #51
Something else to Worry About Fence rider Nov 2012 #44
It's possible that you should maybe be concerned about worse things crawling in there. Zorra Nov 2012 #49
This country is devolving into an open-air lunatic asylum. hifiguy Nov 2012 #45
Demon sex sounds fun, where do I sign up? sarcasmo Nov 2012 #46
Party like it's 1399! tanyev Nov 2012 #47
How about sex with Matt Damon? Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #48
damon, demon.. that will do Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #85
What about "wild cat" sex? What does that turn you into? Bucky Nov 2012 #52
This kind? Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #112
I think when you re-read this post in the morning, you'll want to consider deleting it Bucky Nov 2012 #121
I'll leave her picture up, she's a cute kitty-cat Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #130
that's hot n/t Enrique Nov 2012 #54
You all may laugh, but what if it's true? valerief Nov 2012 #68
The succubus' name must be Jezebel kentauros Nov 2012 #69
So first the religious right dod there best to deny the existence of these things. Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #74
Dang! RedFury Nov 2012 #77
What? It doesn't?! Politicub Nov 2012 #80
I'll need to test this out... Ohio Joe Nov 2012 #82
OK. That makes a lot of sense. smirkymonkey Nov 2012 #86
far-right religious people (generalization) are very turned on by naughty forbidden sex Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #87
Another great mystery solved, from the people who brought us TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #88
I am guessing that quakerboy Nov 2012 #89
well, I guess they struggle with accepting their own homosexuality fascisthunter Nov 2012 #90
At least we are getting "expert" information ha Thinkingabout Nov 2012 #91
demon sex and some devil weed - why pray away a good time like that????? lunasun Nov 2012 #93
LOL, "succubi" are a hallucination caused by sleep paralysis. Odin2005 Nov 2012 #94
Nah, too mean. Bad dimbear. n/t dimbear Nov 2012 #95
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~! Whovian Nov 2012 #98
Look, I had a ménage à trois with a succubus and my roomate in college. But that doesn't make... Poll_Blind Nov 2012 #101
Well they also think a carpenter zombie from Nazareth is coming back to Earth to save believers, Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #102
i thought it was the other way around arely staircase Nov 2012 #104
They are also accusing their Wives and Mothers tibbiit Nov 2012 #105
*facepalm* sakabatou Nov 2012 #106
Do these succubi have an email address? Canuckistanian Nov 2012 #107
Succubus Tryin' To Take My Baby!!! thelordofhell Nov 2012 #109
The Demon sex thread will Never! die. sarcasmo Nov 2012 #110
Still straight Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #113
Oh my! hrmjustin Nov 2012 #114
For those of you who are scoffing, I have a logical, scientific question. Jim Lane Nov 2012 #115
I got pictures! But the thing is, on that first night, s/he told me that s/he was an angel! Zorra Nov 2012 #132
Oooooh, I wanna see those pictures! Jim Lane Nov 2012 #137
See post # 42. Zorra Nov 2012 #141
Woohoo! Medieval fundy porn! Hekate Nov 2012 #118
Once you go demon SpartanDem Nov 2012 #119
Begins with "S" Hekate Nov 2012 #120
Wait, does that mean that gay people are witches? eShirl Nov 2012 #122
Flip Wilson ..... the devil made me do it Botany Nov 2012 #127
I had sex with a Demon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #128
Wow, that demon would make me less gay! Vattel Nov 2012 #136
Bah......malarkey PD Turk Nov 2012 #135
What strikes me about these "Christian" organizations is... Swede Atlanta Nov 2012 #138
Read further down in the article, and it gets even scarier! LongTomH Nov 2012 #140
So how does one go about finding one of these Succubus demons? Ganja Ninja Nov 2012 #143

A HERETIC I AM

(24,380 posts)
5. No fuckin shit.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:09 PM
Nov 2012

All this time I have been dreaming about flying and puppies.


I could have been getting laid.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
56. If a gorgeous succubus came to me
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:08 PM
Nov 2012

I wouldn't say no.



Bo is the dark-haired succubus from Lost Girl .

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)
129. Yeah, I've scoured countless websites and chatrooms to find sex with demonic women...NO luck
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:40 PM
Nov 2012

Someone send me a PM if they know of one...I'm getting desperate!

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)
2. I would be inclined to laugh at this, except......
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:08 PM
Nov 2012

......it's medieval superstition being revived by the Religious Right, people who deny science and affirm ancient superstition.

Edited to add this link: Carl Sagan was right: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021884292

Separation

(1,975 posts)
35. You are so right.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:40 PM
Nov 2012

It's scary. There is no reasoning with them when they believe God is behind them.

Aristus

(66,481 posts)
4. Okay, let's see: Baptists disapprove of sex because it might lead to dancing.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:09 PM
Nov 2012

These guys disapprove of demonic sex, because it might lead to gay sex...

Okay, got it.

TalkingDog

(9,001 posts)
97. reminds me of that old joke:
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:37 PM
Nov 2012

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

It looks too much like dancing.

southerncrone

(5,506 posts)
6. I suppose it also makes one a con-artist........
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:13 PM
Nov 2012
..."former stripper-turned-ministry leader"...
That's I all I need to know.
 

1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)
30. Yep ...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:34 PM
Nov 2012

in the Leather/Whips and Chains genre.

The kind one has to know the porn shop operator to even enter the room where the video is stored.

 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
79. and tortured by dark sexual dreams.. sounds a bit coincidental
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:36 PM
Nov 2012

but I am all in favor of demons if they make people happy.

Warpy

(111,385 posts)
9. There is no crazy like god crazy
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:21 PM
Nov 2012

Actually the incubus and succubus were created to explain away sex dreaming. Obviously no moral religious person would ever allow himself to think about that, so there must be some kind of demon attacking him when he's asleep and vulnerable!

And of course, if the dream was a "wet" one, forgiveness had to be begged.

I don't know why Christianity turned into such a sex phobic cult but somewhere along the line, it took a very wrong turn and did.

And they're out there even today. And they vote. Scary.

 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
81. or the dreams used to accuse others of demonic collusion, witchery
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:38 PM
Nov 2012

and generally terrifying awesomeness.

jmowreader

(50,567 posts)
123. There's a good answer to your question
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 07:23 AM
Nov 2012

The most effective way to control people is to control their sexuality. Churches put sex into the "sin" category. Because most people have a sex drive, calling it sinful bonds you more tightly to the church.

longship

(40,416 posts)
11. "The reigning scientific consensus on sexual orientation is that it’s an inherited, biological trait
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:25 PM
Nov 2012

I do not think this statement is accurate. I am no expert, but the way I understand it it may not be genes at all, not genetic, but more related to embryology. I believe the correct term Is congenital, which does not necessarily mean genetic inheritance.

Just a quibble on terminology, but I think a very important distinction.

I do wish people writing articles on science would at least learn the terminology. Words meanings matter in science.

Although there is still dispite, gender expression is almost certainly not inherited through some simple gene expression.

 

dbackjon

(6,578 posts)
15. And I think you are wrong
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:51 PM
Nov 2012

How do you know?

You are saying I am a congential DEFECT?

Not to qucibble or anything.


Shivering Jemmy

(900 posts)
21. I believe the poster simply means
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:21 PM
Nov 2012

That sexuality has a heritable component. But that it is potentially more plastic than a simple "hard wired" model would suggest. I think that this is where the scientific consensus is right now.

dmallind

(10,437 posts)
24. I surely hope you missed the sarcasm icon by mistake
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:27 PM
Nov 2012

But it's almost Poe-like in telling the difference between real and feigned outrage on DU these days. There probably really are people who believe all congenital conditions are defects.

longship

(40,416 posts)
55. Again, congenital has a very specific scientific definition.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:59 PM
Nov 2012

Which says absolutely nothing about defect.

There are many congenital traits in all life on earth.

Look up the fucking word before you go off on me. My post was about the known science, and how the OP article has it wrong that LGBT is inherited, not about any claim for defect.

Gees!

Again! Look up "congenital" and you'll see what I was attempting to say.

Thanks for your response.

dmallind

(10,437 posts)
125. And look up the fucking poster before you go off on the wrong one. Gees!
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:59 PM
Nov 2012

What the fuck did *I* do but make the same fucking point, better and earlier than you just did?

Again! Look up the words "reply to" and you'll understand.

longship

(40,416 posts)
50. Nope. Not saying that at all.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:50 PM
Nov 2012

And who said it was, to use your word, a "defect"? I certainly would not. I believe you were the one to introduce the word.

My quibble was that the article stated that homosexuality was inherited, which no science is saying is true.

So lighten up my friend.

Congenital does not necessarily mean inherited. Look it up. What science does say about homosexuality is that it is decidedly not a choice.

But there is substantive evidence that it is congenital. Whether that is genetic has not been determined, AFAIK. Data indicates rather strongly that it is not genetic, but related to embryology. That's within the perview of congenital.

I am using subtle scientific language here. The whole point of my post was to bring rationality to the dialog. Please understand that distinction.

Thanks much.

 

dbackjon

(6,578 posts)
70. I have not seen anything that indicates that
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:40 PM
Nov 2012

Genetic with possibly some embronic influences.

Can you link your studies?




longship

(40,416 posts)
76. I get my info second hand
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:32 PM
Nov 2012

From reliable sources, like SGU, and other science and Skeptical blogs. They would have links to sources. Apparently the science is still fuzzy on precisely what the biological influences are, which is why I deliberately used the more loosely interpreted term "congenital".

AFAIK, the thinking is that it may be linked to developmental embryology, which does not have to have genetic components.

I am interested but I am not up to date on it, only what I read on the science blogs. Unfortunately, I have no access to the science literature sites to do a search. But I am sure that there's a lot out there.

My field is physics and math, so I am way out of my domain here. My posts are my reading of what's been reported by informed science people in the disciplines.

wickerwoman

(5,662 posts)
117. There's been some research on birth order and sexual orientation.
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:32 AM
Nov 2012

Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

Links to several studies that suggest having a large number of older brothers increases the odds of later sons being gay due to possibly an immune response in the mother's uterus.

I've seen other studies that hypothesize that nature selects for this phenomenon because after having several sons to carry on the genes, it's beneficial to have additional sons who can help hunt and raise the kids but who won't have biological kids of their own and raise the population so quickly beyond what the environment can support.

Obviously all still just theories but I think it is an interesting phenomenon and explanation.

yardwork

(61,729 posts)
22. Well, there is still dispute. Nobody knows why some people are gay.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:23 PM
Nov 2012

I am gay, and I would appreciate it if straight people would stop speculating about how I am who I am. I'm certainly not a congenital defect. Thanks in advance for minding your own business.

longship

(40,416 posts)
57. I much appreciate your point of view.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:15 PM
Nov 2012

The sole purpose of my post here was to call out some particularly bad science writing which claims -- in the first paragraph -- that science has shown homosexuality is inherited.

That is clearly wrong!

I apologize if I did not make my post very clear. My purpose was to clarify that science does not have a clear indication on LGBT. I was debunking the article in the OP, which AFAIK, is categorically wrong.

Science studies this stuff because it is interesting. Homosexuality is common throughout many, many fauna including our closest primate cousins. It seems that only humans revile it, something I am decidedly not doing here.

The reviling of LGBT may be unique in the animal kingdom to humans. Of course human scientists are going to study it.

yardwork

(61,729 posts)
59. I appreciate your clarification.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:09 PM
Nov 2012

Things are better on DU now, but for a long time there was a great deal of homophobia here, and some of us are a little sensitive. It wasn't clear to me what you were saying, so I appreciate your polite follow-up post.

longship

(40,416 posts)
60. I try my best, but as a totally geeked out guy...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:16 PM
Nov 2012

I sometimes come off brashly when my intent is to be merely direct.

The science of LGBT is interesting, especially since there are a whole lot of people saying it is a choice, which the science clearly debunks. The only way us reasonable people can defend our social positions is to defend the science, whatever it states.

Nature is what nature is. The universe is what the universe is. They are the final arbiters in just about everything.

Thanks much for your response.


On edit: stoooopid iPhone spell correct.

yardwork

(61,729 posts)
66. One of the things I love about DU is meeting interesting people after misunderstandings.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:32 PM
Nov 2012

A person posts something. Another poster reacts negatively. The first poster takes the time to explain. The second poster says how much they appreciate the clarification. The two posters go out for root beer.

longship

(40,416 posts)
71. I make a great Manhattan.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:41 PM
Nov 2012

But I never drive after drinking one.

My martini's are good, too. Gin, vermouth, dash of Angostura, stirred, served exceptionally cold. I never drive after one of those either.

yardwork

(61,729 posts)
72. They sound wonderful.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:45 PM
Nov 2012

I had no talent for drinking so I gave it up years ago. Before I quit I could make a mean margarita, though.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
100. I am very much a lesbian
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:00 PM
Nov 2012

and figured it out at 15. It isn't a defect with me or with you, it is a defect with people that can't get over the fact that some people just aren't attracted to them. Not all of us fit in traditional roles, or want to. It can be a hard road. But it's a road that has meaning and fulfillment and family for many of us.

CanonRay

(14,121 posts)
12. Yet another brilliant scientific analysis from the Christian Right
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:28 PM
Nov 2012

Boy, these guys are sharp. If you need the sarcasm thingy, I can do it for you.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
103. Make that two of us
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:05 PM
Nov 2012

Except with the rabid right it would probably involve exploiting children.

Try as I might, I have lost all faith that the Christian right stands for anything but exploiting those that are vulnerable.

DavidDvorkin

(19,499 posts)
16. So gay sex offers much more pleasure than straight sex?
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:51 PM
Nov 2012

That's an interesting statement from a magazine like that.

yardwork

(61,729 posts)
23. Gay sex does offer much more pleasure than straight sex - for people who are gay. Cough cough.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:25 PM
Nov 2012

I think that you and I saw the same thing there.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
64. LOL
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:29 PM
Nov 2012

I had to link a video from it. And there is no such thing as watching too much Lost Girl, particularly Bo and Lauren episodes, in my opinion. Anna Silk is sexy as hell, and Zoie Palmer is just as gorgeous. Together, those two are explosive.

justiceischeap

(14,040 posts)
92. I was going to post a YT link
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:10 PM
Nov 2012

but I figured if people were interested enough, they'd find it.

I agree about their chemistry--it is explosive.

Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
25. If those were dreams, where did all those giant white feathers in my bed come from?
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:27 PM
Nov 2012

And you know what?

Angels are totally intersex and bi-gender!!!






Zorra

(27,670 posts)
42. No, definitely not, Uncle Joe ~
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:03 PM
Nov 2012

I got pictures. Sheesh! Oh ye of little faith!




And, btw, don't even think about asking to see the video!


bluedigger

(17,087 posts)
26. It's about time we got a good scientific explanation for this aberrant behavior.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:28 PM
Nov 2012

I'm putting demons on my "Do Not Fuck" list.

yellowcanine

(35,702 posts)
28. It must not work all of the time because it didn't work that way for me.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:32 PM
Nov 2012

Or maybe some erotic dreams are not caused by demon sex? It is so confusing trying to keep up with the latest fundy facts.

 

1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)
126. Not really ...
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:21 PM
Nov 2012

But an old girlfriend once told me of a fantasy that she harbored involving a certain gardener, who knocked on her door ... all sweaty ... from a long day of cutting lawns ...

I was happy to get into character!

Ian David

(69,059 posts)
34. How would sex with THIS...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:39 PM
Nov 2012


... turn you gay?

Besides, it's special attack is "energy drain," not "homosexualization."

That's not even listed as a real thing in any of the Players Handbooks, either.

MineralMan

(146,338 posts)
40. That would be funny as heck, except that
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:58 PM
Nov 2012

they really think it's true. That's sad and scary at the same time.

I guess that explains those nocturnal emissions...

xchrom

(108,903 posts)
41. I just KNEW I had had demon dates!
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:59 PM
Nov 2012

The worst were the ones who called the next day wanting another date.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
62. Hmmm.... nobody explained how they got to be demons in the first place
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:23 PM
Nov 2012

I'm keeping an eye on you.
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
116. The more I learn about you, the less I really want to know
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:30 AM
Nov 2012

Fascinating and horrifying rolled up in one big ball of OMG!

Fence rider

(48 posts)
44. Something else to Worry About
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:22 PM
Nov 2012

Damn!!! Now I have to worry about the demons crawling inside my head at night and making me all queer and stuff!!!!! WACKO'S!!!!!!

Bucky

(54,087 posts)
121. I think when you re-read this post in the morning, you'll want to consider deleting it
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:32 AM
Nov 2012

and possibly changing your user name

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
74. So first the religious right dod there best to deny the existence of these things.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:13 PM
Nov 2012

(Producent religions are the ones that mainly, in the past, have denied the existence of such demons) Now they are saying the are real and can make you gay. I can't wait to see what they come you with next!

RedFury

(85 posts)
77. Dang!
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:33 PM
Nov 2012

I'd love to try sex with a Demon but the closest I've come was with my ex-wife. Still straight though -- not quite sure what's wrong with me.

ETA: how do you go about finding a REAL demon anyway? Do they carry Union cards?

Ohio Joe

(21,769 posts)
82. I'll need to test this out...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:40 PM
Nov 2012

Someone have the fundies send a demon over for me to try... Don't care which, I just gotta make sure it's as good as they say

 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
87. far-right religious people (generalization) are very turned on by naughty forbidden sex
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:47 PM
Nov 2012

and demons are way up there, on the list of
naughty forbidden dangers.

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)
91. At least we are getting "expert" information ha
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:58 PM
Nov 2012

They must have been educated in the same system as Todd Akin who we know as an expert on women's reproduction process.

Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)
101. Look, I had a ménage à trois with a succubus and my roomate in college. But that doesn't make...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:01 PM
Nov 2012

...me gay.

That makes me...a WARLOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!



PB

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
102. Well they also think a carpenter zombie from Nazareth is coming back to Earth to save believers,
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:05 PM
Nov 2012

sooooo, this makes just about as much sense.

tibbiit

(1,601 posts)
105. They are also accusing their Wives and Mothers
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 12:04 AM
Nov 2012

Of having demon sex. So not only is the gay person a by-product of demon sex, but the mother is guilty of it! Terrible.
tib

Tyrs WolfDaemon

(2,289 posts)
113. Still straight
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:11 AM
Nov 2012

And I'm waiting for my next date with Freya (she's not a succubus but a Goddess. I'm sure they would consider her a demon though)


Maybe she'll surprise me with a visit tonight! I ought to head to bed I don't want to miss her!

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
115. For those of you who are scoffing, I have a logical, scientific question.
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:30 AM
Nov 2012

Can you point to one single verified instance in which a person who had sex with a demon did NOT turn gay? For all your mockery, can you produce even one bit of solid evidence to disprove Contessa's explanation? Hmmm?

I'm waiting....

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
132. I got pictures! But the thing is, on that first night, s/he told me that s/he was an angel!
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:15 PM
Nov 2012

By morning, I knew beyond all doubt that s/he wasn't lyin'. Yep. mmmm, uh-huh..definitely an angel.

But, alas, because I was born LGBT, I cannot prove that our encounter made me gay; it simply made me very, very, very....very, very, very, very glad that I am.

Poor, misguided Contessa has it all backwards, an unfortunate trait that all ignorant, hateful, bigoted RW conservative religious people share.

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Caption: RW conservative christian homophobes perform
Ceremony of Hate at Church Services in rural Westboro, Kansas.


You see, sadly, they believe that the devil is god, that god is the devil. That hate is Love, and that Love is hate. Naturally, therefore, they see angels as demons, and demons as angels. It's really very sad. Tragic, in fact. And extremely deadly.


This fact is as plain as day to every reasonable human being.

Anyway...oh...hey, I gotta go. I hear the beating of giant wings outside my window...

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
137. Oooooh, I wanna see those pictures!
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 08:31 PM
Nov 2012

Alas, I fear the demons have the power to erase photos from a hard drive or a camera's memory.

Hekate

(90,879 posts)
118. Woohoo! Medieval fundy porn!
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:38 AM
Nov 2012
I love the way she bared all and spared no details.

So she's a former stripper and has erotic dreams but thinks there's really demons present in her bedroom at night. Sigmund Freud would've loved analyzing that!

eShirl

(18,505 posts)
122. Wait, does that mean that gay people are witches?
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:55 AM
Nov 2012

Or that they weigh the same as a duck?

"She turned me into a newt! (pause) I got better..."

 

Swede Atlanta

(3,596 posts)
138. What strikes me about these "Christian" organizations is...
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 08:39 PM
Nov 2012

their pre-occupation with the female uterus and what homosexual men do with one another.

They want to ensure any fetus in the uterus is brought to term regardless of the circumstances of fertilization. In other words mandate a woman give birth to a child even if that child is the result of incest, rape or could result in the death of the mother or if the fetus is known to have serious debilitating features.

Then they are so worried about a man masturbating another man or performing fellatio on another man or engaging in sodomy on another man. What is the source of this perversion?

They rarely, if at all, talk about woman-on-woman sex which suggests this isn't about homosexual behavior. This is about how a "man" should behave. He should dominate his woman, "fuck" her hard and deep and impregnate her. If a man isn't doing that he isn't a man.

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)
140. Read further down in the article, and it gets even scarier!
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 10:31 PM
Nov 2012

It's not just an ex-stripper conning a bunch of old, white churchladies; there's a connection her to The New Apostolic Reformation (NAR), which has been the subject of a number of posts on DU. The excerpts below are from the original article at AlterNet, not the Salon piece:

The primary demon fighter in the modern Christian world is the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR), a global network of Charismatic Christian ministries devoted to Dominionism, the idea that they must take over public institutions in order to save America and the world from ... demons (and gays, of course). NAR is ridiculous, but that doesn't mean it isn't powerful, with millions of followers worldwide and domestic and international political relationships ranging from Senator Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich to heads of state in Uganda.

Those heads of state are the creepozoids who sponsored the anti-gay bill that called for the death penalty or life imprisonment for gay people in Uganda.

Read on:

The movement broke into mainstream political coverage a few times in recent years: once, when reporters obtained footage of a bizarre ceremony involving Sarah Palin, and also during the interminable Republican primary when Rick Perry, long-rumored to have wrestled a few sexy gay demons himself, hosted a massive prayer rally organized by two NAR ministries.

NPR reported at the time that the Perry rally was modeled on the prayer events of the Call, a NAR group founded by apostle Lou Engle. As Rachel Tabachnik, who's done extensive reporting on NAR, told NPR, "The apostles teach what's called 'strategic level spiritual warfare' [because they believe that the] reason why there is sin and corruption and poverty on the Earth is because the Earth is controlled by a hierarchy of demons under the authority of Satan."

The NPR link has important information on the New Apostolic Reformation and some good links (The author: Rachel Tabachnik, has done extensive research on the NAR) for anyone wanting to research this scary movement.
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