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Curious thought, the criminal has to sit... and sit... and sit, day after day.... (Original Post) mysteryowl Apr 15 OP
May he be visited with many hemorrhoids. Ocelot II Apr 15 #1
Truly, he might require a special chair or cushion mysteryowl Apr 15 #5
Inquiring minds want to know... jmbar2 Apr 15 #2
Probably the most breaks, EVER for a trial mysteryowl Apr 15 #7
I was thinking the same thing. He might lose it. honest.abe Apr 15 #3
This will be very difficult for him to do. mysteryowl Apr 15 #4
He will sleep and drool - may fall off the chair malaise Apr 15 #6
Would loud farting in a courtroom Disaffected Apr 15 #8
For th noise or the stench. malaise Apr 15 #9
Con-stench of court Iwasthere Apr 15 #10
Heh. Disaffected Apr 15 #11
A lot!! I would imagine his legal team will at least keep him upright PortTack Apr 15 #12
And the jury selection will drag on. Then the trial will drag on. Not prison but confinement. Wonderful. twodogsbarking Apr 15 #13
...and then he will be sitting for the next trial and the next... mysteryowl Apr 15 #18
And he can't say or do shit either Botany Apr 15 #14
Me too mysteryowl Apr 15 #19
Yes, it will definitely be torture PatSeg Apr 15 #15
Especially hard for speed freeks proud patriot Apr 15 #16
The poor chair. COL Mustard Apr 15 #17

jmbar2

(4,897 posts)
2. Inquiring minds want to know...
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 07:45 PM
Apr 15

How does he manage the diaper situation under such conditions? Does he get his own changing room? Is he stinking up the defense table?

mysteryowl

(7,390 posts)
4. This will be very difficult for him to do.
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 07:50 PM
Apr 15

He will call for breaks I suppose. He has to show up or they will arrest him.

Disaffected

(4,557 posts)
8. Would loud farting in a courtroom
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 08:49 PM
Apr 15

result in a contempt of court charge?? Would it depend on how bad the smell was? Seriously.

Disaffected

(4,557 posts)
11. Heh.
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 09:40 PM
Apr 15

Good for a two count indictment.

Coincidentally, I think "Stench" would be a good name for him as it is true on several levels.

Botany

(70,522 posts)
14. And he can't say or do shit either
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 10:03 PM
Apr 15

Judge Mershan has him on a short leash.

This will be torture on him. And I am fine with that.

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