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Xolodno

(6,410 posts)
Fri Apr 26, 2024, 07:47 PM Apr 26

Three modest proposals.

Proposal 1.

Remove all archeological exhibits in Israel/Palestine to foreign nations. Move the Dome of the Rock, Masada, etc. to foreign nations as an open air museum. Similar to what Egypt did with Abu Simbel. Then nuke Israel/Palestine and turn it into glass and a radioactive wasteland that makes Three Mile Island, Chernobyl and Fukushima combined look like an amateur job. Make the area unhabitable for the next ten thousand years.

Proposal 2.

Toss the governments and military of both Israel and Palestine and establish the Vatican as full authority. Reconstitute the Knights Templar and give them full immunity and impunity to "bring peace".

Proposal 3.

Toss the governments and military of both Israel and Palestine and establish the Orthodox as full authority and since the Russian Orthodox is the most powerful of all of them. Reconstitute the Russian Grand Priory and give them full immunity and impunity to "bring peace".

Yes, that was sarcasm.

But maybe if there is enough of a threat and a gun pointed to everyone's head, they might actually reason with each other. If not, there will be more than just the Dead Sea.

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