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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGlenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Pee With A Toy Obama Inside
beck is also insulting the American flag.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/glenn-beck-is-selling-a-jar-of-his-pee-with-a-toy
Vincardog
(20,234 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,071 posts)CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)Now piss, he could drink gallons and gallons of that but Beer. no. no. no. His god said no.
Vincardog
(20,234 posts)PoliticalBiker
(328 posts)... What would you expect from an infantile egomaniac?
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)I bet if it is his piss it would come back dirty.
gollygee
(22,336 posts)Buy it and test it for everything possible.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)with his own poop.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Great observation!
Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)joeybee12
(56,177 posts)FarCenter
(19,429 posts)Aristus
(66,409 posts)Doesn't mean Beck isn't a crazy, dickfaced nutbag, though...
Enrique
(27,461 posts)what will she do to top Beck? A genuine Ann Coulter Pap smear?
siligut
(12,272 posts)I can see the shadow of the jar, but to the right? I think that is wet and thus, I think that is pee. I am on my Netbook, so the pic is small. Please, someone tell me that isn't pee on the counter top. Or is that a bar?
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Anyone want to have dinner at Glenn Beck's house?
siligut
(12,272 posts)You could've just said it was a mar in the wood or an old, sticky stain from grape juice.
Not only a disrespectful moron with poor aesthetics, Glenn Beck is also slob.
dballance
(5,756 posts)Degenerate, disrespectful, and about every other "dis-" I can think of.
Can he even ship such a thing? Wouldn't it be considered "toxic" and therefore subject to a bunch of shipping rules? Human waste is pretty filthy stuff. I really think it would be illegal to just put it in bubble-wrap, box it and put it in the mail or even with UPS or FedEx.
How sick is this man? He's got to be hearing: "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ho ho" by now.
OneGrassRoot
(22,920 posts)It still gets under my skin, every time I see his name. Two years ago, he included Wishadoo in a list of companies and organizations he dissed on his TV show at Fox as part of some "socialist/communist/Nazi" conspiracy.
All because the mission of Wishadoo! includes principles like Compassion...Cooperation...Community...doing things for The Common Good.
Heaven forbid.
I had his rabid followers calling, emailing and posting -- essentially stalking -- me for weeks, saying they're "keeping an eye on me."
I have no doubt he'll raise a lot of money with this stunt. I also realize it's in response to the artwork noted in the article and that he's trying to prove a point.
But I'd still love the opportunity to have people vote in some way, to make a point to counteract his Crazy:
Do they choose Glenn Beck's world, or the kind of world we're trying to create with efforts like Wishadoo?
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Piss christ, piss obama, piss beck, piss american flag - if people aren't offended it's not really art is it?
quinnox
(20,600 posts)Riftaxe
(2,693 posts)then German, especially the lapel shape.
JHB
(37,161 posts)Aside from the uniform details, there's the faux-Cyrillic backwards R.
And, of course, because he can't tell the difference between Stalinist police states and adequate public services.
Initech
(100,087 posts)And what is it with Republicans and human waste?
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,071 posts)Can't believe even the most inane dumbass would by it. Then again I've tended to underestimate some people's stupidity.
Great Caesars Ghost
(532 posts)1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)I am seriously thinking of buying one (after reading very carefully the language for the sales document).
The day it arrives, presummably via ground transport, I will take the following actions:
Take the product to a lab to analyze the liquid. If the liquid is, in fact, urine, I would be disappointed; but would none-the-less, report him to the agencies that regulate the shipment of bodily fluids.
If the test reveal that the liquid is not urine, I will press civil and criminal fraud claims, along with Federal Mail and Wire Transfer Fraud claims.
I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable in any federally regulated industry.
waddirum
(979 posts)At home drug testing kits routinely have customers ship a sample in a plastic container through the U.S. mail.
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)lovingly crafted out of GLENN BECK'S OWN POOP, encased in clear acrylic, with embedded flashing LEDs and a numbered Certificate of Authenticity.
"If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some fool will buy it from you." -- G. Carlin
cali
(114,904 posts)DirkGently
(12,151 posts)Or so I read on the Internet.
One of the great things about free speech is how it frees people up to demonstrate how insane / idiotic they are. You don't have to guess with Glenn Beck. He lets his crazy jerkoff flag fly.
OldDem2012
(3,526 posts)RandiFan1290
(6,239 posts)That man is playing with his pee.
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)I.e., someone less insane around the studio heard about this and he had to talk fast.
RandiFan1290
(6,239 posts)Beck now claims it was "colored water"
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)Shivering Jemmy
(900 posts)Is he even supposed to buy beer?
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)Fire Walk With Me
(38,893 posts)Cleita
(75,480 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Perez cleaned up his act and is getting close to respectability. I haven't heard much from him in a while, which is a good thing.
That is the same type of puerile acts, like drawing obscenities on pictures and crying about the unfairness of it all.
Just saying, that Perez actually got better, not that I pay attention... but perhaps there is hope for Glen Beck? Unfortunately, stunts like these just show how far this guy has sunk.
Marr
(20,317 posts)I can't think of a better way to repulse 95% of the country.
CJCRANE
(18,184 posts)deserves to be parted from their money.
mstinamotorcity2
(1,451 posts)Of the WORST kind. What kind of Idiot wants to sell piss. And if he's into selling I know he's into purchasing. That wet spot looks like his ass was sitting there before the jar. And it wouldn't surprise me if that Nasty Trick Ass Skeezer was into Golden Showers. Glen Beck is a POS on a stick. He does things like this for notariaty. This ought to get his sick ass noticed. Thiis should earn him a new name. Like Pissy Plaything or Pisspot. Or Funky boy.
GETTINGTIRED
(330 posts)His family must be of him....
spartan61
(2,091 posts)slumdoggandu
(16 posts)of India, Morarji Desai, drank his pee every day. Lived to be 99 yo.
29 February 1896 10 April 1995
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Iggo
(47,561 posts)Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)FOX News would do a three hour special on how traitorous an action this is,
giving our enemies a way to further hate our Commander in Chief during a time
when our troops are all over the place trying to keep the peace.
Beck is a treasonous asshole who does this shit for money and then he laughs at anyone who gets outraged. He doesn't believe a word he's saying, but he gets off on the power he has - to make fools believe him no matter how hateful and perverse his message.
May the Lady Karma bite him on his lying, greedy, piss-covered ass......
slumdoggandu
(16 posts)one jar...referring to GB.
Panasonic
(2,921 posts)No human waste allowed.
Apparently Beck is considered a human waste.
leftynyc
(26,060 posts)If beck and his freeper fans thought this would get Democrats to call for censoring beck (as they did with Serrano), they're going to be sorely mistaken. I'd like this to be the top story on every newscast - it'll disgust everyone who has at least two brain cells to rub together.
Great Caesars Ghost
(532 posts)wandy
(3,539 posts)I haver a Mason jar and I'm pretty sure I can find the other necessary materials.
Better yet. Send me the real Glenn Beck. I'll go find a 55 gallon oil drum.
Party time just BYOB. It'll go to good use. Twice!
Dirty Socialist
(3,252 posts)Remember "Piss Christ"? Beck gets a zero for creativity.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MFM008
(19,818 posts)from spending the hour rubbing his poo all over himself and the studio....or maybe he has already.
mikeysnot
(4,757 posts)I am proven mistaken.
Politicub
(12,165 posts)Truly, I hope this is from the onion.
Blue Owl
(50,448 posts)FarPoint
(12,412 posts)This man is not right. Since he already dropped a urine...lets check it out.
Secondly, it is also a bio-hazard.
LisaLynne
(14,554 posts)Test that shit. Then we'll at least know if he's a total asshole or just on drugs!