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Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Pee With A Toy Obama Inside (Original Post) warrior1 Nov 2012 OP
I will bid a dollar to see him drink it. Vincardog Nov 2012 #1
I might even pay fifty for that. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2012 #18
He can not drink it. It is actualy beer and Beck is a mormon CBGLuthier Nov 2012 #19
He can talk shit but Gawd wan't let him drink beer? Please Vincardog Nov 2012 #58
It's Glen Beck... PoliticalBiker Nov 2012 #2
This is real? What a jerk! Hey what about the flag there? Why does Beck hate America? hrmjustin Nov 2012 #3
Test it Politicalboi Nov 2012 #4
That's what I was going to say gollygee Nov 2012 #11
... Scurrilous Nov 2012 #50
Bill Maher was right. He IS one step away from playing TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #5
LOL! Aerows Nov 2012 #44
Socio/Psychopaths do play with their poop and other bodily excretions. Dont call me Shirley Nov 2012 #51
What scum Beck is...nt joeybee12 Nov 2012 #6
Judging by the color, he should see a doctor. FarCenter Nov 2012 #7
Nah. Judging by color alone, it looks like a healthy specimen. Aristus Nov 2012 #47
now the ball is in Ann Coulter's court Enrique Nov 2012 #8
Why is the counter wet??!!?1 siligut Nov 2012 #9
Some urine must have sloshed down the side of the jar. TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #10
Why couldn't you lie to me? siligut Nov 2012 #33
EWWW - That's disgusting - Can he legally ship it? dballance Nov 2012 #12
Makes me want to create something to counteract his Crazy. OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #13
It's art The Straight Story Nov 2012 #14
what do you expect from a guy who likes to dress up in feshistic Nazi-like uniforms quinnox Nov 2012 #15
The costume looks more Soviet Riftaxe Nov 2012 #28
He's going for a Soviet vibe, not Nazi JHB Nov 2012 #54
How has he not been tested for mental competency yet? Initech Nov 2012 #16
Has he had any offers? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2012 #17
Went up to $11,000 until EBay pulled it. Great Caesars Ghost Nov 2012 #46
I have not read the article; but ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #20
there is no regulation for shipment of bodily fluids waddirum Nov 2012 #39
Glenn Beck struggling to stay relevent.News at 11:00. nt sufrommich Nov 2012 #21
I'm holding out for the mini-statue of Glenn Beck, Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #22
he's so original. cali Nov 2012 #23
He's already admitted the liquid is beer. DirkGently Nov 2012 #24
He just cut out the middle man and poured the beer directly into the jar. nt. OldDem2012 Nov 2012 #35
Beer is carbonated RandiFan1290 Nov 2012 #48
Entirely possible he panicked & lied about lying. DirkGently Nov 2012 #63
It gets better. He changed his story again RandiFan1290 Nov 2012 #64
What it is colored *with* he declines to say? DirkGently Nov 2012 #66
He's a Mormon. Shivering Jemmy Nov 2012 #56
Hadn't thought of that! Can we report him to some LDS hotline? DirkGently Nov 2012 #62
It's definitely time to cut his NEA funding. Fire Walk With Me Nov 2012 #25
Charming. The dude is seriously unhinged. n/t Cleita Nov 2012 #26
He reminds me of Perez Hilton before Perez cleaned up his act Xyzse Nov 2012 #27
I hope he gets a TON of press with this stunt. Marr Nov 2012 #29
Anyone who buys that CJCRANE Nov 2012 #30
Glen Beck is an ignorant F--k!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mstinamotorcity2 Nov 2012 #31
How proud GETTINGTIRED Nov 2012 #32
Beck is a really sick bastard. spartan61 Nov 2012 #34
Former PM slumdoggandu Nov 2012 #36
Does anyone know why he did that? nt Ilsa Nov 2012 #57
I'll buy it, if he'll deliver it personally. Iggo Nov 2012 #37
If a Dem had done this to a ** figurine Tsiyu Nov 2012 #38
one dick slumdoggandu Nov 2012 #40
eBay shut that listing down.. Panasonic Nov 2012 #41
Yawn leftynyc Nov 2012 #42
Beck is one of my top three people too dangerous to be kept alive. Great Caesars Ghost Nov 2012 #43
Anyone know where I can get a Glenn Beck doll? A boble head would be nice..... wandy Nov 2012 #45
How Unoriginal Dirty Socialist Nov 2012 #49
You misspelled 'Urinigal' pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #52
he is one show away MFM008 Nov 2012 #53
Just when I thought the political wrong couldn't get anymore childish... mikeysnot Nov 2012 #55
Next up - a Beck turd in a toy truck Politicub Nov 2012 #59
Hey Glenn, your jar is leaking you idiot Blue Owl Nov 2012 #60
Time to run a drug screen on that pee. FarPoint Nov 2012 #61
That's what I thought as soon as I saw this! LisaLynne Nov 2012 #65

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
19. He can not drink it. It is actualy beer and Beck is a mormon
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:21 PM
Nov 2012

Now piss, he could drink gallons and gallons of that but Beer. no. no. no. His god said no.

Aristus

(66,409 posts)
47. Nah. Judging by color alone, it looks like a healthy specimen.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:11 PM
Nov 2012

Doesn't mean Beck isn't a crazy, dickfaced nutbag, though...

Enrique

(27,461 posts)
8. now the ball is in Ann Coulter's court
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:09 PM
Nov 2012

what will she do to top Beck? A genuine Ann Coulter Pap smear?

siligut

(12,272 posts)
9. Why is the counter wet??!!?1
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:10 PM
Nov 2012

I can see the shadow of the jar, but to the right? I think that is wet and thus, I think that is pee. I am on my Netbook, so the pic is small. Please, someone tell me that isn't pee on the counter top. Or is that a bar?

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)
10. Some urine must have sloshed down the side of the jar.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:12 PM
Nov 2012

Anyone want to have dinner at Glenn Beck's house?

siligut

(12,272 posts)
33. Why couldn't you lie to me?
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:00 PM
Nov 2012

You could've just said it was a mar in the wood or an old, sticky stain from grape juice.

Not only a disrespectful moron with poor aesthetics, Glenn Beck is also slob.

 

dballance

(5,756 posts)
12. EWWW - That's disgusting - Can he legally ship it?
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:14 PM
Nov 2012

Degenerate, disrespectful, and about every other "dis-" I can think of.

Can he even ship such a thing? Wouldn't it be considered "toxic" and therefore subject to a bunch of shipping rules? Human waste is pretty filthy stuff. I really think it would be illegal to just put it in bubble-wrap, box it and put it in the mail or even with UPS or FedEx.

How sick is this man? He's got to be hearing: "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ho ho" by now.

OneGrassRoot

(22,920 posts)
13. Makes me want to create something to counteract his Crazy.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:14 PM
Nov 2012

It still gets under my skin, every time I see his name. Two years ago, he included Wishadoo in a list of companies and organizations he dissed on his TV show at Fox as part of some "socialist/communist/Nazi" conspiracy.

All because the mission of Wishadoo! includes principles like Compassion...Cooperation...Community...doing things for The Common Good.

Heaven forbid.

I had his rabid followers calling, emailing and posting -- essentially stalking -- me for weeks, saying they're "keeping an eye on me."



I have no doubt he'll raise a lot of money with this stunt. I also realize it's in response to the artwork noted in the article and that he's trying to prove a point.

But I'd still love the opportunity to have people vote in some way, to make a point to counteract his Crazy:

Do they choose Glenn Beck's world, or the kind of world we're trying to create with efforts like Wishadoo?



The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
14. It's art
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:15 PM
Nov 2012

Piss christ, piss obama, piss beck, piss american flag - if people aren't offended it's not really art is it?

JHB

(37,161 posts)
54. He's going for a Soviet vibe, not Nazi
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 06:02 PM
Nov 2012

Aside from the uniform details, there's the faux-Cyrillic backwards R.

And, of course, because he can't tell the difference between Stalinist police states and adequate public services.

Initech

(100,087 posts)
16. How has he not been tested for mental competency yet?
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:17 PM
Nov 2012

And what is it with Republicans and human waste?

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,071 posts)
17. Has he had any offers?
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:17 PM
Nov 2012

Can't believe even the most inane dumbass would by it. Then again I've tended to underestimate some people's stupidity.

 

1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)
20. I have not read the article; but ...
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:22 PM
Nov 2012

I am seriously thinking of buying one (after reading very carefully the language for the sales document).

The day it arrives, presummably via ground transport, I will take the following actions:

Take the product to a lab to analyze the liquid. If the liquid is, in fact, urine, I would be disappointed; but would none-the-less, report him to the agencies that regulate the shipment of bodily fluids.

If the test reveal that the liquid is not urine, I will press civil and criminal fraud claims, along with Federal Mail and Wire Transfer Fraud claims.

I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable in any federally regulated industry.

waddirum

(979 posts)
39. there is no regulation for shipment of bodily fluids
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:32 PM
Nov 2012

At home drug testing kits routinely have customers ship a sample in a plastic container through the U.S. mail.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,183 posts)
22. I'm holding out for the mini-statue of Glenn Beck,
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:26 PM
Nov 2012

lovingly crafted out of GLENN BECK'S OWN POOP, encased in clear acrylic, with embedded flashing LEDs and a numbered Certificate of Authenticity.

"If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some fool will buy it from you." -- G. Carlin

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
24. He's already admitted the liquid is beer.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:28 PM
Nov 2012

Or so I read on the Internet.

One of the great things about free speech is how it frees people up to demonstrate how insane / idiotic they are. You don't have to guess with Glenn Beck. He lets his crazy jerkoff flag fly.

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
63. Entirely possible he panicked & lied about lying.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:10 PM
Nov 2012

I.e., someone less insane around the studio heard about this and he had to talk fast.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)
27. He reminds me of Perez Hilton before Perez cleaned up his act
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:31 PM
Nov 2012

Perez cleaned up his act and is getting close to respectability. I haven't heard much from him in a while, which is a good thing.

That is the same type of puerile acts, like drawing obscenities on pictures and crying about the unfairness of it all.

Just saying, that Perez actually got better, not that I pay attention... but perhaps there is hope for Glen Beck? Unfortunately, stunts like these just show how far this guy has sunk.

 

Marr

(20,317 posts)
29. I hope he gets a TON of press with this stunt.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:39 PM
Nov 2012

I can't think of a better way to repulse 95% of the country.

mstinamotorcity2

(1,451 posts)
31. Glen Beck is an ignorant F--k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:45 PM
Nov 2012

Of the WORST kind. What kind of Idiot wants to sell piss. And if he's into selling I know he's into purchasing. That wet spot looks like his ass was sitting there before the jar. And it wouldn't surprise me if that Nasty Trick Ass Skeezer was into Golden Showers. Glen Beck is a POS on a stick. He does things like this for notariaty. This ought to get his sick ass noticed. Thiis should earn him a new name. Like Pissy Plaything or Pisspot. Or Funky boy.

slumdoggandu

(16 posts)
36. Former PM
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:28 PM
Nov 2012

of India, Morarji Desai, drank his pee every day. Lived to be 99 yo.
29 February 1896 – 10 April 1995

Tsiyu

(18,186 posts)
38. If a Dem had done this to a ** figurine
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:32 PM
Nov 2012

FOX News would do a three hour special on how traitorous an action this is,

giving our enemies a way to further hate our Commander in Chief during a time

when our troops are all over the place trying to keep the peace.


Beck is a treasonous asshole who does this shit for money and then he laughs at anyone who gets outraged. He doesn't believe a word he's saying, but he gets off on the power he has - to make fools believe him no matter how hateful and perverse his message.

May the Lady Karma bite him on his lying, greedy, piss-covered ass......






 

leftynyc

(26,060 posts)
42. Yawn
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:45 PM
Nov 2012

If beck and his freeper fans thought this would get Democrats to call for censoring beck (as they did with Serrano), they're going to be sorely mistaken. I'd like this to be the top story on every newscast - it'll disgust everyone who has at least two brain cells to rub together.

wandy

(3,539 posts)
45. Anyone know where I can get a Glenn Beck doll? A boble head would be nice.....
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:57 PM
Nov 2012

I haver a Mason jar and I'm pretty sure I can find the other necessary materials.
Better yet. Send me the real Glenn Beck. I'll go find a 55 gallon oil drum.
Party time just BYOB. It'll go to good use. Twice!

MFM008

(19,818 posts)
53. he is one show away
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 06:00 PM
Nov 2012

from spending the hour rubbing his poo all over himself and the studio....or maybe he has already.

FarPoint

(12,412 posts)
61. Time to run a drug screen on that pee.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 06:51 PM
Nov 2012

This man is not right. Since he already dropped a urine...lets check it out.

Secondly, it is also a bio-hazard.

LisaLynne

(14,554 posts)
65. That's what I thought as soon as I saw this!
Thu Nov 29, 2012, 10:42 AM
Nov 2012

Test that shit. Then we'll at least know if he's a total asshole or just on drugs!

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