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Remaking The Republican Party
Remaking The Republican Party
Mitt Romney’s poor performance among minority voters, single women, and young people has led many top Republicans to call for an overhaul of the party’s image. Here are some options the GOP is considering to extend its appeal:
Start nominating hipper, more relatable 65-year-old men
Begin rolling the R’s in “deportation” and “border fence”
A bunch of abortions and stuff—whatever the gals want
Change nothing and wait for rest of country to come to its senses
Project youthful vibe by requiring Republican congressmen to walk around Capitol doing yo-yo tricks
Change party mascot to a Hispanic elephant
Start one of those Twitter hashtags
Eh, fuck it—just disenfranchise as many people as possible
http://www.theonion.com/articles/remaking-the-republican-party,30551/
Mitt Romney’s poor performance among minority voters, single women, and young people has led many top Republicans to call for an overhaul of the party’s image. Here are some options the GOP is considering to extend its appeal:
Start nominating hipper, more relatable 65-year-old men
Begin rolling the R’s in “deportation” and “border fence”
A bunch of abortions and stuff—whatever the gals want
Change nothing and wait for rest of country to come to its senses
Project youthful vibe by requiring Republican congressmen to walk around Capitol doing yo-yo tricks
Change party mascot to a Hispanic elephant
Start one of those Twitter hashtags
Eh, fuck it—just disenfranchise as many people as possible
http://www.theonion.com/articles/remaking-the-republican-party,30551/
