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A guy is driving around the back woods of Colorado and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking dog sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard!
greytdemocrat
(3,299 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)so bad he decides to take him to the vet about it.
The vet picks up the dog and holds his face up to him and smells the breath.
He turns to the guy and says, "I'm going to have to put your dog down".
The guy says, "because he has bad breath?"
The vet says, "no, because he's really heavy".
a kennedy
(29,709 posts)I think I've heard it before, but enjoyed it again.
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)But it never fails to crack me up.
The dog and her owners were on Good Morning America several months ago.
Barack_America
(28,876 posts)The dog has CLEARLY been watching Fox News...in the yard?
:-P