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MineralMan

(146,318 posts)
Thu Dec 13, 2012, 02:06 PM Dec 2012

Obama Plans to Feed Elderly To Lions

http://www.newsyoushouldnotbelieve.com

One website has reported that some are saying that they have heard people close to the Obama administration confide that top secret plans exist to increase the population of large cats at zoos across the US. Some blogosphere pundits are tying this to President Obama's plans for dealing with the Medicare issue in an attempt to appease John Boner. One blogger on http://www.weguessthenews.com apparently found evidence of this secret plan after visiting his local zoo and discovering that two new lion cubs had been born recently there. In the blog, this blogger, whose pseudonym is unfamiliar to all, wrote, "What other reason could there be for lion cubs to be born right now, while discussions are underway about the "Fiscal Cliff" that threatens our very way of life. Clearly, it's all part of a plan."

Official White House sources are silent about this secret plan.

More details as they emerge...
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Obama Plans to Feed Elderly To Lions (Original Post) MineralMan Dec 2012 OP
LOL... be careful. Useful idiots for the right will not get the sarcasm. nt Comrade_McKenzie Dec 2012 #1
Sarcasm? Whatever can you mean? MineralMan Dec 2012 #2
Careful--it's becoming your mane specialty pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #10
And some right here, as well! n/t 1StrongBlackMan Dec 2012 #8
Only Kenyan Lions, though. sadbear Dec 2012 #3
At 4-9 they need all the help they can get. Motown_Johnny Dec 2012 #4
Bwahahahaha!! jschurchin Dec 2012 #5
We have Lannisters in Washington? n/t Cleita Dec 2012 #6
well I guess that sarcasm does invalidate the true story hfojvt Dec 2012 #7
he`s is going to micro-chip us!!! madrchsod Dec 2012 #9
Well, of course he is. I already have mine. MineralMan Dec 2012 #11

hfojvt

(37,573 posts)
7. well I guess that sarcasm does invalidate the true story
Thu Dec 13, 2012, 02:22 PM
Dec 2012

that Obama plans to pass a tax cut that gives over 50% of its benefits to the top 20%.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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