William Pitt: My Interview With John Forbes Kerry (Sep-10-03)
Mr Kerry, isn't it true that you didn't actually earn your Purple Hearts? Aren't those in fact "trivial" medals?
*scuffling sounds, me screaming as decorated Vietnam vet rightfully kicks the shit out of me, sound of several other vets joining in*
Mr Kerry, isn't it true that you sold out the POWs and MIAs?
*sound of crowbar weilded by decorated Vietnam vet smashing my skull*
Mr. Kerry, is it true that you played hockey in high school with Robert Mueller, and that your locker-room association with him has compelled you to join the Bush Family Evil Empire?
*sound of me being checked into the boards, squishing noise as hockey stick is rammed up my ass, laughter at such retarded questions echoing in the background*
Mr. Kerry, isn't it true that your college association with Skull & Bones means you are fully and completely in bed with Bush and Cheney and the rest?
*sound of my skull and bones being broken, continued hysterical laughter in the background as questions get dumber and dumber and dumber*
Thank you, sir. Let us both continue our evil ways.
*One last punch to my face for wasting his time and for destroying my credibility*
link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x313534
ah, memories of good old du days . . .
actual Kerry/Pitt interview:
Interview: John Kerry with William Rivers Pitt - Monday 22 December 2003
Senator Kerry and I spoke for about 20 minutes in a minivan that was flying down some back road in New Hampshire on the way to a gathering at Hopkington High School . . .
http://archive.truthout.org/article/interview-john-kerry-with-william-rivers-pitt