Obama is coming for your fold-out sofa beds!
The National Quartering Association is America's foremost champion of Third Amendment rights. It is the only thing that keeps ultra-left-wing politicians like Obama, Pelosi, and Feinstein from sending soldiers to live with you in times of peace, or in times of war without compensation.
Already guest-room grabbers in Congress are coming for your unused space, perhaps kicking you out of your own God-given queen-size with the big flat screen TV, forcing you to sleep on the futon with only a portable TV that plays VHS tapes! The horror! Meanwhile this administration is being pressured by foreign interests into supporting a UN declaration that housing is a universal right. This is just a back-door UN cot-grab that they don't want you to know about. Next thing you know, government thugs will be at your door with a squad of Marines who want to sleep in your house. They may not have the same values as you. They may not be the same color as you!
Don't say it can't happen in America! It already has. Thousands of American families right now have a soldier, sailor, airman, marine or coast guard...er...person living in their homes!
Also, Obama is black. Did we mention that? 'Cause he totally is.
So tell your friends, I'm the NQA and I vote! They can have my spare bed when they can pry my house keys from my cold, dead hands.
and... as long as we are talking about anachronistic rights...
Join the NJA to protect your Seventh Amendment right to a Federal jury trial in cases involving $20....
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The fridge is off limits, though. 
This is pulitzer material! I needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks. Drum solo for you.
Conservatrolls self-destruct when faced with facts.
...with olive greens. 
I love a man in uniform! 
don't know if it was naughty or nice but
