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Skidmore

(37,364 posts)
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 01:19 PM Dec 2012

Aw, jeez. Forget 2012. The dates been moved to 2060.

The History Channel has moved the end of the world forward about half a century and Newton is the great prophet of conflagration. Everytime we progress past one of these endtime markers someone reads the goat entrails and tosses out another date to keep people all worked up. This one is based on the ME and Israel and chosen people and the temple.

Please give the world a break.

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Aw, jeez. Forget 2012. The dates been moved to 2060. (Original Post) Skidmore Dec 2012 OP
Actually, it is 2016 The Straight Story Dec 2012 #1
I was waiting for this, they have hundreds of hours of episodes that are going to the trash bin snooper2 Dec 2012 #2
I'm... pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #4
ROFL! Aerows Dec 2012 #8
This claptrap is exactly what will keep these wars going because Skidmore Dec 2012 #5
WOW. That's some hair... catbyte Dec 2012 #7
His hair Aerows Dec 2012 #9
According to him... pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #19
;) Aerows Dec 2012 #21
ROFL! pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #22
I couldn't resist! Aerows Dec 2012 #23
I draw the dipping into the Weird pool on the cable at this ass hat... WCGreen Dec 2012 #11
Now they can just do a voice over and change 2012 to 2060. Lone_Star_Dem Dec 2012 #15
Jeeze ...now what am I going to do with all my 1999 left overs? L0oniX Dec 2012 #3
Harmonic Convergence Kooljas Dec 2012 #6
I think there was something about the planets lining up in 1980 or so, too... ? renate Dec 2012 #12
Welcome to DU and I hope you enjoy the site. hrmjustin Dec 2012 #14
Just want to mention that there was one in 1988.... WCGreen Dec 2012 #16
Crap. That means I have to finish Xmas shopping. Arugula Latte Dec 2012 #10
I know, *sigh* Aerows Dec 2012 #13
I'll be 112 years old lunatica Dec 2012 #17
And if we survive global warming someone will predict it will end in 21-12-2112... cascadiance Dec 2012 #18
Damn! Now i have to clean my bathroom! Phentex Dec 2012 #20
They should just go back to the Nazis. Barack_America Dec 2012 #24
Sorry... greytdemocrat Dec 2012 #25
That's thinking ahead. liberal N proud Dec 2012 #26
Cool. I'll be 98................... jschurchin Dec 2012 #27
As if anyone's going to be alive to worry about 2060 after the 2013 Zombie Apocalypse pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #28
I'll be 104, if I am 'lucky' enough to last that long,,,,,,,,,,,, benld74 Dec 2012 #29
Wait, you mean this *isn't* paradise? woo me with science Dec 2012 #30
 

snooper2

(30,151 posts)
2. I was waiting for this, they have hundreds of hours of episodes that are going to the trash bin
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 01:22 PM
Dec 2012


Stupid people soak these shows up...Maybe, MAYBE they might have a point



Oh, and this fucking guy needs to be smacked, twice




Skidmore

(37,364 posts)
5. This claptrap is exactly what will keep these wars going because
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 01:46 PM
Dec 2012

fundamentalists will chew on this until they blow the place up. Conveniently, Newton's writing are held where?????? In Israel. What better source of propaganda could you have to keep the Stupid going.

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
11. I draw the dipping into the Weird pool on the cable at this ass hat...
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 02:04 PM
Dec 2012

And yet, he probably makes a pretty good living making an ass out of himself.

 

Kooljas

(83 posts)
6. Harmonic Convergence
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 01:49 PM
Dec 2012

Back in 1987. It seems to me, that was when we started hearing about all these end of days predictions.

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
16. Just want to mention that there was one in 1988....
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 02:20 PM
Dec 2012

The one where the planets lined up in a certain way with the center of the galaxy.

What you are talking about was a worldwide call to meditate.

We were just married and we, the party people from our wedding, were buzzing our asses off. We went to the shore of Lake Erie to get a load at the hootenanny and the Celebration and it was cool. My first pagan ritual and it took us all at how cool it was.

Some of the people that came down with us started chanting We are one with the infinite sun...

And then we went to Big Boy for breakfast.

 

cascadiance

(19,537 posts)
18. And if we survive global warming someone will predict it will end in 21-12-2112...
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 02:49 PM
Dec 2012

... a hundred years from tomorrow... (European date) when we have a perfect palindrome of 1's and 2's...

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