What has happened to the GOPer's high and mighty "Family Values"??//?//?//?

I wouldn't trust my pet goat in a room alone with any of them.

...someone who was cut from his high school football team because his fat head couldn't fit in the helmet.

Sorry, a cheap shot, but that's the first thing that came to mind.

A good democratic coach would have painted Newtster a five gallon bucket with the school colors and used the little Newtzie for the main blocking dummy.

not be able to locate it when the incoming ICBMs start to splash down on us. Or they'd need to find him and he'd be gownbound somewhere. All Newtsky really craves now, is his Tiffany Sugar Tit for life, paid for by you and me. It's all about Newt to Newt. I can hear his cold words now, "Don't bug me America, can't you see I'm SLAM in the middle of my, faith based, morning White House Orgy!"

dirty old man that is using his daughters from his first marriage to convince us that his second wife is lying about his third wife?

He would bring more drama to the White House than a cast of thousands!

Noot isn't the worst. He just toadies for them.

FBI considered a sting aimed at Newt Gingrich in 1997

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It is a curious case in the annals of the FBI: The bureau considered a sting operation against then-House Speaker Newt Gingrich after sifting through allegations from a notorious arms dealer that a $10 million bribe might get Congress to lift the Iraqi arms embargo.

or catch NewtZi into something anti-American in 1997? All the agents back then were busy 24/7 tracking down the Clenis.

The FBI didn't have time to check on guys in long robes learning to fly airplanes down in Florida because the FBI and every republican in Washington DC was totally focused on Billy Boy's Boinger!

Newt loves his country so much that her would give them to her.

for his 'indiscretions' should be barred from ever commenting again on anyone's past or present sex life, business dealings and ethical issues ever again.

But, we don't live there.

"Quaint."

That 'red meat' that he throws to the conservative crowd in the debates is just what you don't want in the world of international diplomacy. He has the lack of tact of Dubya, but without the desire to at least be liked, which rendered Dubya a bit more presentable.

I think he'd be as nutty and hateful as Dick Cheney!