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Martin Eden

(12,867 posts)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:19 PM Jan 2012

A Hindu, a Jew, and Newt Gingrich are driving along a rural road at night ...

A Hindu, a Jew, and Newt Gingrich are driving along a rural road at night when their car breaks down. They walk to the nearest farmhouse and ask the farmer if he can put them up for the night.

The farmer was accommodating, but explained there was only room for two in the house; one of them will have to sleep in the barn.

The Hundu guy steps forward and says "OK, I will volunteer," and he goes out to the barn.

A couple minutes later there's a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I'm so sorry, but there is a cow in the barn; cows are sacred in my country, and my religion does not permit me to sleep with a cow."

The Jewish guy says "The car's broke down, the trip is ruined, and I've never even been in a barn but I might as well go sleep in one now." The Jew goes out to the barn.

A couple minutes later there's a knock at the door. It's the Jewish guy. "G-dammit why didn't you tell me, you coulda saved me the trip -- there's a pig in the barn! Pigs are not kosher; no way in hell am I gonna sleep with a pig."

Newt Gingrich looks around, says "I'm elected!" and goes out to the barn.

A couple minutes later there's a knock at the door. It's the pig and the cow.

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A Hindu, a Jew, and Newt Gingrich are driving along a rural road at night ... (Original Post) Martin Eden Jan 2012 OP
Mitt and Neut are stranded on a desert Island with no food. Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2012 #1
Ha!!! progressoid Jan 2012 #6
LOL!! Ecumenist Jan 2012 #2
Alternate Punch Line bongbong Jan 2012 #3
and here I thought these kinds of so-called jokes were fading out. oh well nt msongs Jan 2012 #4
Blonde jokes will be coming back too if Newt/Calista get the nom. n/t woodsprite Jan 2012 #9
What's wrong with that joke? Besides being old? 2ndAmForComputers Jan 2012 #12
I thought the punchline... Xolodno Jan 2012 #5
That's a good one. Uncle Joe Jan 2012 #7
The pig's mad because Newt is practically swimming in his pig-slop... JHB Jan 2012 #8
An observant Jew would never use the phrase "G-dammit"- maybe you could edit just that bit? Poll_Blind Jan 2012 #10
It's a joke rustydog Jan 2012 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author Obamanaut Jan 2012 #13

progressoid

(49,990 posts)
6. Ha!!!
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:02 PM
Jan 2012

That sounds like a variation on ...



Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?

We all do.



Feel free to insert your own people. :0

 

bongbong

(5,436 posts)
3. Alternate Punch Line
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:43 PM
Jan 2012

... then Newt calls them both "god-hating terrorists" and murders them because they aren't white Christian Amurikans.

Xolodno

(6,395 posts)
5. I thought the punchline...
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:01 PM
Jan 2012

...might be along the lines "in the morning the Hindu and Jew found the farmer sleeping in the barn and Newt with his wife".

JHB

(37,160 posts)
8. The pig's mad because Newt is practically swimming in his pig-slop...
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:09 PM
Jan 2012

...and the cow... just wants to get her teats as far from Newt as possible.

Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)
10. An observant Jew would never use the phrase "G-dammit"- maybe you could edit just that bit?
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:53 PM
Jan 2012

Too picky?

PB

Response to rustydog (Reply #11)

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