After all, a hammer could never kill anyone.

Oh...

I've been assured by the Delicate Flowers in the gungeon that pool noodles can be as dangerous as guns.

Just more evidence for the fact that worshiping a gun (AKA, "Precious&quot makes Delicate Flowers insane.

and blame it all on lax parole requirements.

I doubt there will ever be enough blood and guts for the leaders of the NRA. They must never have a reasonable thought in their minds.
We also need member of Congress to think about the needs of this nation to start keeping nation safe. We need to write our Congress members and remind them there are lots of voters who are not members of the NRA and also not all members of the NRA is happy with the recent events. They have to realize there are more votes with reasonable people. We need to get a group together like MADD to start keeping the grades of how Congress members votes and target the ones who are not voting for sensible legislation to get the rapid fire weapons off the streets and out of manufacturing.

claimed he had a "nervous disorder":

"did not serve (apparently pulled lottery #97 in 1969 as a campus radical at SUNY-Albany, but weaseled out by getting a family doctor to claim he had a nervous disorder)."

http://www.awolbush.com/whoserved.html

Many of the Delicate Flowers need guns since they're too scared to walk around in public without a gun.

Methinks if Wayne LaTerrorist hadn't dodged the draft, and he ended up in Nam, he would've pooped his entire gastrointestinal system out when the first gunshot whizzed by his head.