I hereby propose a petition that calls for the deportation of every single idiot who signed the

petition demanding the deportation of piers morgan. while I do not like the little jerk myself, I do (with gag reflex firmly in place) acknowledge that, short of advocating violent overthrow of the govt, he can spout whatever he wants. somehow, the signatories to that petition do not seem to have that basic understanding:

. umm, morans? I am pretty sure, having actually READ the constitution, that there is nothing in
there about speaking out against one of the amendments. perhaps you ought to try reading it, and become acquainted with, oh, let's say, the FIRST amendment? you know, the one guaranteeing freedom of speech? yes, morans, that even means people who do not agree with you.

on the other hand, I hereby propose a petition to deport all the morans signing that petition, because they are clearly too stupid to be allowed to remain in this countryl and I think it is very nice of them to provide us with such a handy, easily-accessible list. makes our jobs sooooo much easier.