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The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:52 PM Jan 2012

The truth about Obama...not from the onion

The Reptilian Candidate
By Art Greenfield


During the George Noory Coast to Coast show the other night, Dr. David
Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living
amongst us and he was veeery worried about it. His statements led me
to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to
weaken the US so they could takeover here, and then around the world.
There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look
at something that is going on nationally that is very wrong. How does
a candidate with insufficient experience and training to be president
come to be nominated by a major political party? Barack Hussein Obama
somehow managed to do it but there are too many things that don't add
up. There are apparently forces working behind the scenes to put this
man in control of the most powerful military in the world. He wants to
bring all of our troops home. That way our troops could be wiped out
at the same time our country is nuked. I suspect Obama is a hybrid
puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins. Let's
examine Obama as a living tool of the Repto Sapiens, both from a
hardware and software angle.

Hardware: Is Obama a hybrid? It is very possible. Most hybrids are
created by mixing DNA from the Gray aliens (who work for the Reptoids)
with human DNA. It gives the hybrids greater telepathic capability and
allows the Grays and Reptoids to better control and communicate with
them. The first series of hybrids bred by the Grays over the last
twenty years or so had inordinately large heads and large eyes, and
wispy flyaway hair on their heads and they were short. This was
reported many times by abductees who saw them on the ships. The
abductees were pretty much creeped out by them. The second generation
of hybrids had been bred to look more like us. Recently abductees have
seen nearly normal looking teenage hybrids on the ships doing work
alongside the Grays. Their heads are just a little bigger than normal
and they can pass for human. If you look at Barack Obama and his
mother, their heads look slightly bigger than normal, AND, their heads
are light-bulb shaped, resembling the Gray aliens.

Software: The mind of Obama received a lifetime of programming that is
truly alarming. Obama's mother hated the US. If you look her up you
will find that she was rebelling against her father who was a US
military officer. She married foreigners to get out of the country and
to hurt her Dad. Getting out of the country also made it possible for
her to be abducted without the craft being picked up by NORAD. Her own
mother would have been "in the system" as an abductee and aside from
birthing the hybrid, may have been part of the plan to drive her off,
and ultimately transfer hatred for flag, country, and family to her
son Obama. The influence of hate continues, as Michelle Obama hates
the US, as do Obama's radical associates. I really wanted to write
this up like a flow chart because there are so many side influences
that simultaneously made Obama the person he is today.

http://www.hiddencodes.com/obama/index.htm

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The truth about Obama...not from the onion (Original Post) The Straight Story Jan 2012 OP
Well, the best the Republicans can come up with Jackpine Radical Jan 2012 #1
I made sure to put it on FB so my RW friends would have something to run with The Straight Story Jan 2012 #5
Ironically ... the GOP is considering a Newt as its nominee. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #7
And Newt... orwell Jan 2012 #9
George Noory Coast to Coast: Explains it all rustydog Jan 2012 #2
Noory isn't "bat shit" SaintPete Jan 2012 #11
I just KNEW it would be somethin' like this: LeftinOH Jan 2012 #3
I'd click to read the rest Kber Jan 2012 #4
To quote Emily Litella: MineralMan Jan 2012 #6
Kick: I had locked this, thinking it was yet another MineralMan Jan 2012 #8
His stuff about the Aliens makes more sense than this Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #10

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)
1. Well, the best the Republicans can come up with
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:56 PM
Jan 2012

is an amphibian.

Maybe Greenfield can get himself nominated at the Republican Convention. He doesn't seem any crazier than the rest of them.

The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
5. I made sure to put it on FB so my RW friends would have something to run with
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:58 PM
Jan 2012

Sad thing is, half of em will probably believe it.

SaintPete

(533 posts)
11. Noory isn't "bat shit"
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:58 PM
Jan 2012

in the sense that I don't ever get the feeling from him that he believes the stuff he puts on his show. But he is bat shit in the sense that he's a rabid rightwad - and this "Obama is a alien hybrid" shit is only intended to piss Democrats off.

I think Noory is the 2nd worst thing to happen to radio, right behind Limbaugh. Coast 2 Coast used to be fun and kooky. Now it's boring and politicized.

Kber

(5,043 posts)
4. I'd click to read the rest
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:58 PM
Jan 2012

but I'm afraid that I'll get registered in some database somewhere as a crazy person who believes this kind of thing. Or, even better, as a fellow traveler who believes this kind of thing.

I wonder how it ends, though?

Over all - very amusing!

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
8. Kick: I had locked this, thinking it was yet another
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:14 PM
Jan 2012

wacko post. Well, it is another wacko post, but meant as humor, I see. So, I unlocked it, and highly recommend a thorough read of it, and a visit to the link, where more hilarity ensues. Still, you take your chances, and may get sucked into a world unknown. Exercise all due caution.

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