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LOL, I just saw this on a Freeper's tagline, "Newt - God tested him for a reason" (Original Post) stevenleser Jan 2012 OP
then he failed gods test many a times. how does that make it a good thing. nt seabeyond Jan 2012 #1
Exactly. Even if you judge him by the twisted Family Values set of beliefs. He fails! ROFL stevenleser Jan 2012 #2
Nope. God was testing divorce lawyers and checking motel rates. Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2012 #3
America. God's punishing us for a reason n/t Bonhomme Richard Jan 2012 #4
Any mention of the fact that Neut failed the test at least twice? 11 Bravo Jan 2012 #5
It's the ultimate expression of IOKIYAR stevenleser Jan 2012 #7
So as part of this "test," God gave Newt's wife cancer The Genealogist Jan 2012 #6
Not sure, but he'd probably be better off getting tested... Wait Wut Jan 2012 #8
he failed every test...... bowens43 Jan 2012 #9
I know. Teh stupid over at FR, it burns! nt stevenleser Jan 2012 #10
It's some kinda weird devil-trickster "god" those freepers believe in HillWilliam Jan 2012 #11
And Gawd said, "Hey Newt. Screw around on your wife, sorry, wives." And after the man called Lint Head Jan 2012 #12
LOL! stevenleser Jan 2012 #14
I assume that was in response to the guy who says that newt's failed marriages will make him a jwirr Jan 2012 #13
No, that is that Freeper's Tag Line! LOL stevenleser Jan 2012 #15
gawd tested him? barbtries Jan 2012 #16
Because human testing has not yet been approved? Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #17
wow quinnox Jan 2012 #18
Rationalization like this would be funny if it weren't so terrifying. Odin2005 Jan 2012 #19
 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
2. Exactly. Even if you judge him by the twisted Family Values set of beliefs. He fails! ROFL
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:02 PM
Jan 2012

Methinks the freepers dont understand how self-indicting what they are writing is 90% of the time.

 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
7. It's the ultimate expression of IOKIYAR
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:11 PM
Jan 2012

For those of you unfamiliar with the expression:

IOKIYAR=
It's OK If You're A Republican

Anyone without an (R) in front of their name running for President having three wives and affairs during marriages one and two would result in a total freakout over at FR and probably threats of armed insurrection (oh wait, they're doing that already without that excuse)...

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)
6. So as part of this "test," God gave Newt's wife cancer
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:10 PM
Jan 2012

just to see if he would divorce her? If that is the logic here, that God gave one of Newt's wife CANCER just to test Newt for some higher purpose, then God is a horribly immoral being.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
8. Not sure, but he'd probably be better off getting tested...
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:11 PM
Jan 2012

...at a clinic. With all of the sexual partners he's had, you just never know. Calistawhatever looks dirty to me.

HillWilliam

(3,310 posts)
11. It's some kinda weird devil-trickster "god" those freepers believe in
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:24 PM
Jan 2012

always trying to trip up poor humans by sending "trials" and "tests".

Sick.

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)
12. And Gawd said, "Hey Newt. Screw around on your wife, sorry, wives." And after the man called
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:57 PM
Jan 2012

Gingrich obeyed Gawd, Gawd look down and saw it was good. Gawd spoke to Newt and said, "You, my son, have obeyed me and I shall give to you the miracle of being the master of the most powerful kingdom in the world." The man called Gingrich passed the holy test and is waiting for that glorious day when he shall therefore be-eth the President-eth of the United-eth States-eth of America-eth.

So be it.

jwirr

(39,215 posts)
13. I assume that was in response to the guy who says that newt's failed marriages will make him a
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:15 PM
Jan 2012

better president?

barbtries

(28,795 posts)
16. gawd tested him?
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 09:14 PM
Jan 2012

say what? if anything he tested gawd. if gawd tested him, he FLUNKED.
this is like the third story on DU today that has just left me shaking my head at republicans. bottom of the barrel. there must not be very many left.

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