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IdaBriggs

(10,559 posts)
Tue Jan 1, 2013, 09:57 AM Jan 2013

Scary thoughts about the Bush family in the New Year --

Junior is in seclusion. Senior is in the hospital.

We know Cheney lives for reasons that probably involve having surrendered his soul in payment, but if we take powerful supernatural entities out of the equation, it means the Republican elite have access to medical knowledge beyond the rest of we mere (human) mortals.

(Yes, I *know* Cheney is a cyborg, but bear with me - while Barbara might not be human (obviously heartless), I think her "mate" is --)

Which leads directly to this possible conjecture --

Do you think Senior is going to take over Junior's body? Maybe a BRAIN transplant?

It isn't like Junior has possessed a working brain in decades...?

Could this be the true start of the Zombie Apocalypse?

Maybe the Mayans were right?

Does anyone know if Secret Democrat Plan XXIII has a contingency for this?

Discuss!



ON EDIT: Happy New Year!

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Scary thoughts about the Bush family in the New Year -- (Original Post) IdaBriggs Jan 2013 OP
They're trying to get Dubya presentable for his big liebary opening in April. tanyev Jan 2013 #1
They just need to sober him up enough to appear at his Poppy's inevitable zbdent Jan 2013 #3
More real scary is that Jeb will be the republican nominee in 2016 graham4anything Jan 2013 #2
Jeb or Delphinus Jan 2013 #14
What if the right tries to make a saint outta Bushie Jr. obamamyprez Jan 2013 #4
The polish required to buff the Worst President in history... orpupilofnature57 Jan 2013 #5
Thank you. obamamyprez Jan 2013 #6
You can polish a turd all you want, yortsed snacilbuper Jan 2013 #7
I was giving turds a break . orpupilofnature57 Jan 2013 #10
I heard they tried Goof Off Bake Jan 2013 #11
You're not gonna believe this but this is EXACTLY what's been keeping me up the last couple nights. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2013 #8
All I wanted to know was if our IdaBriggs Jan 2013 #9
If it's a Zombie Apocalypse, I hope Darrell is a Democrat! Bake Jan 2013 #12
Careful with that... Volaris Jan 2013 #13
LOL. Actually LOLling over here. First laugh of the new year, thanks! catzies Jan 2013 #15
Happy New Year! IdaBriggs Jan 2013 #16

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
3. They just need to sober him up enough to appear at his Poppy's inevitable
Tue Jan 1, 2013, 10:02 AM
Jan 2013

State Funeral.

That's why they have the bodies lie in state longer than most.

 

graham4anything

(11,464 posts)
2. More real scary is that Jeb will be the republican nominee in 2016
Tue Jan 1, 2013, 10:02 AM
Jan 2013

and use the possible death of his father as a way to garner sympathy for the family
and rehab of their name
W staying away makes people forget about him, and more about 41

that is real and scary and the scenerio is working perfectly for repubs who want to stand a chance in 2016 and know the extremists have no chance

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,838 posts)
8. You're not gonna believe this but this is EXACTLY what's been keeping me up the last couple nights.
Tue Jan 1, 2013, 10:38 AM
Jan 2013

Great minds, huh?

 

IdaBriggs

(10,559 posts)
9. All I wanted to know was if our
Tue Jan 1, 2013, 10:57 AM
Jan 2013

Super Secret Democratic Plan for World Domination version XXIII took a possible Zombie Apocalypse brought on by transferring the brain of Bush Senior into the Body of Bush Junior, and then all of the people on this thread started coming up with SCARIER scenarios!!!!!


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