Another Republican explains how 'legitimate rape' is sort of a thing. And he's a doctor!
Were you longing for the good old days of 2012, when House Republican Todd Akin explained that women have magic lady parts capable of detecting and deflecting rape sperm in cases of "legitimate rape"?
Of course not. But too bad. Because here comes Rep. Phil Gingrey of Georgia to pick up the slack. And Gingrey is a doctoran OB/GYN, no lessand co-chair of the GOP Doctors Caucus. (Go ahead and take a beat to marvel that such a thing exists.)
In a jaw-dropping appearance at the Smyrna Area Council of the Cobb Chamber of Commerce breakfast, Gingrey explained what Akin really meant, how he wasn't really wrong, and how as a doctor, Gingrey has given some epic advice to women about how pregnancy works:
And in Missouri, Todd Akin
was asked by a local news source about rape and he said, Look, in a legitimate rape situation and what he meant by legitimate rape was just look, someone can say I was raped: a scared-to-death 15-year-old that becomes impregnated by her boyfriend and then has to tell her parents, thats pretty tough and might on some occasion say, Hey, I was raped. Thats what he meant when he said legitimate rape versus non-legitimate rape. I dont find anything so horrible about that.
Right. What Akin meant when he talked about "legitimate rape" is that, you know, bitches be lying. We all know how women are always pretending they've been raped. Hell, "legitimate rape" is barely even a thing! That's why, in the last Congress, Republicans attempted to redefine rape to close the rape "loopholes" all those lying broads are always trying to exploit. That's all Akin meant, you see? And there's nothing wrong with that, according to Rep. Dr. Phil.
But wait. There's more:
But then [Akin] went on and said that in a situation of rape, of a legitimate rape, a womans body has a way of shutting down so the pregnancy would not occur. Hes partly right on that.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/11/1178134/-Another-Republican-explains-how-legitimate-rape-is-sort-of-a-thing-And-he-s-a-doctor