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Ten percent of American high-schoolers graduate without basic object permanence skills. (Original Post) backscatter712 Feb 2013 OP
10%? Good lord.... ohheckyeah Feb 2013 #1
OK folks, this is SATIRE. and it's funny as hell. cali Feb 2013 #2
Don't give away the joke so early in the thread! n/t backscatter712 Feb 2013 #11
hehehehehe Solly Mack Feb 2013 #3
The good news? They're smarter than magpies and goldfish. cherokeeprogressive Feb 2013 #4
I couldn't figure why you'd said that dipsydoodle Feb 2013 #5
Wow, Then Whether or Not the Light Stays On When You close the Frig. Door Must be Hell for Them. dballance Feb 2013 #6
Wait, there's a light inside the fridge? n/t eggplant Feb 2013 #20
The responses to this thread suggest a similar thing about satire awareness. (nt) Posteritatis Feb 2013 #7
That's odd because from the responses I've seen I thought cherokeeprogressive Feb 2013 #10
This is so depressing. Buzz Clik Feb 2013 #8
On the bright side, if I scroll Rick off the screen, he ceases to exist! backscatter712 Feb 2013 #12
I'm relieved this is satire. Starry Messenger Feb 2013 #9
Shit exists even when they cannot be seen nor heard Yavin4 Feb 2013 #13
Yeah, but does she know that? n/t backscatter712 Feb 2013 #14
and does she believe Russia still exists, if she isn't viewing it from her house? bench scientist Feb 2013 #15
Satire, yes, but it does explain alot about religious Ilsa Feb 2013 #16
How did they see Jesus then? With their third eye, huh? Yeah, it's satire, but remember this? freshwest Feb 2013 #17
And god said:... longship Feb 2013 #21
When I started college back in the stone ages at the age of 18, it was written on the bathroom wall! freshwest Feb 2013 #23
I love your reply. longship Feb 2013 #24
These are all techniques to rationalize Ilsa Feb 2013 #25
They don't know the future that's coming for them, either. freshwest Feb 2013 #27
May they be smote with the mighty fist of James Clerk Maxwell!! Manifestor_of_Light Feb 2013 #26
When you read how Conservapedia blames the all powerful, evil liberals for everything, freshwest Feb 2013 #28
Didn't the communists in Cambodia kill everyone who wore glasses? Manifestor_of_Light Feb 2013 #30
I'm aware of that history, as well as other examples. Oh, never mind. freshwest Feb 2013 #31
I remember when my daughter was 3 or 4, onlyadream Feb 2013 #18
So 'hide thread' Cirque du So-What Feb 2013 #19
*snort!* nolabear Feb 2013 #22
18-22 months in. infants libodem Feb 2013 #29
That figure seems really suspect to me. Object Permanence usually develops by 2-3 yo, because patrice Feb 2013 #32
Ah ha ha magpies and dogs... Kalidurga Feb 2013 #33
One of my cats still does this. ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #34
Oh that is just too cute... Kalidurga Feb 2013 #35
She does... I spend the whole time she is "sneaking up" saying, "Where did Izzie go?" ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #36
What a cutie. Good thing you talk to her otherwise she might get startled. Kalidurga Feb 2013 #37
 

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)
4. The good news? They're smarter than magpies and goldfish.
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 06:57 PM
Feb 2013

Unless magpies and goldfish can add and subtract, that is.

I'd venture it's a safe bet though that they can play xBox better than a goldfish, but some might lose to the magpie.

Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)
9. I'm relieved this is satire.
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 07:44 PM
Feb 2013

I opened the thread thinking, oh gods what have we teachers "done" now that we're going to catch flak for.

Ilsa

(61,697 posts)
16. Satire, yes, but it does explain alot about religious
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 08:34 PM
Feb 2013

Conservatives. I've heard them argue that since they didn't see it, it must not have happened.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
17. How did they see Jesus then? With their third eye, huh? Yeah, it's satire, but remember this?
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 08:52 PM
Feb 2013


http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Eye-Opening_Highlights_From_a_Creationist_Science_Textbook

It's as bad as the entries on Conservapedia on a thread we had last night.


longship

(40,416 posts)
21. And god said:...
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:21 PM
Feb 2013
And God said:

And there was light!

Electricity is not a mystery. It hasn't been a mystery since Benjamin Franklin, Michael Faraday, Carl Friedrich Gauss, André-Marie Ampére, Allassandro Volta, and, most importantly, James Clerk Maxwell whose four equations of electricity and magnetism are a synthesis of the work of the others is illustrated above.

Meanwhile, a second grade patent clerk in Switzerland simplified these four equations into two. This gave rise to two equations which not only were equivalent to the four, but opened up an entirely new physical interpretation which explained why the experiments were correct and previous theoretical interpretations were wrong.

This happened several times since, always preserving the previous equations as a partial solution. Prominent in this endeavor are Paul Dirac, Richard Feynman, Stephen Weinberg, Frank Wilczek, among others.

All extended the science of Franklin, Gauss, Faraday, Maxwell, Einstein, Dirac, etc., and all the others who worked on the problem of what the fuck is electricity?

What humans (apparently not the folks and Conservapedia, or their followers) know about electricity, magnetism, light and the entire so-called electro-magnetic spectrum, is one thing, describable precisely by a simple equation, or set of equations (depending on your theoretical or physical viewpoint).

But these idiots claim that the Bible says that's all wrong.

Fuck these simpleton douche bags.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
23. When I started college back in the stone ages at the age of 18, it was written on the bathroom wall!
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:53 PM
Feb 2013

This was all common knowledge at one time. Everything you said - I learned before I graduated high school.

My problem with this learned regressive mentality, is that as old as I am, we were taught evolution in public schools in the South in 1950s. There was no drama, no contesting it. That was normal -scientific advancements were good.

We were taught before we left the lower grades, about hydro-electric power, atoms and current. This was basic stuff. We were taught civics, different ways that countries were governed. We learned the names of all the Presidents, what wars and other events during each term; what happened from before the Revolution; labor and civil rights history; difference in styles of government, even the dreaded socialism. We were taught the Humanist Manifesto, Das Kapital, Mein Kampf and the development of language. We wer taught about the New Deal programs, and a lot of things that kids aren't taugh now. This was not advanced studies, this was basic information to finish school.

We learned the names of all the world capitols, states, provinces, oceans, rivers and climates as part of geography and all of that. We were there to learn from 8 AM to 3 PM with no fooling around. No A/C. No television, no computers, no movies.

That was in the sixties, and then in the eighties I'm talking to a high school kid who was the son of my best friend. So, it was one of those, 'what did you learn in school this year' summertime talks. He wasn't shining me on, either, I knew this kid very well. He proudly informed they'd just finished that year - 10th grade he was - and now knew everything that had ever happened in the history of the world - all the way up to that year.

But he didn't know the president's name, or the capitol of the state we lived in. The conversation went to geography, and he asked me the name of the country north of the USA. He finished school and then went into the service to get college, and he's now into pharmacy at a hospital.

But I've talked to other kids, and they aren't getting the hard stuff, my own was in class and I find out they've got them watching movies that have nothing to do with school all day long one day a week, and outings that have nothing to do with school another day a week. I look in the history book, and they've got thirty pages of Hollywood movie stars. I was... WTF?

And this was before the wacky religious schools and home schooling and charters. I believe the GOP, conservatives, etc. want to create a dumbed down class of people to control them. The ones whose parents will make sure they get a real education with science such as Obama is encouraging are going to rule over these people eventually. And they won't even know what they're missing, either.

I get very discouraged seeing how bad this is in some states. I live in a blue state in a liberal district - but the fundies and baggers are getting more powerful.

longship

(40,416 posts)
24. I love your reply.
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 11:16 PM
Feb 2013

I started school in like 1953-4 (who can remember which) in Detroit (yes, in the city).

We had all the stuff you mentioned. In 1963-4, I had BSCS Biology in 10th grade at Cooley High School with Mr. Lockett (the only black teacher in the school -- but he was a Cracker Jack, the best of the best). We learned the synthesis of glucose to DNA until we could recite it in our sleep. We did all sorts of biological experiments. And yes, evolution was the primary focus of the curriculum.

The USA has lost its edge in science at the K-12 level thanks to ignorant, uneducated religious morons who increasingly are making the decisions.

If we do not coagulate our defication and take these douche bags on, I fear our country, and our world, will be lost in a dark age of fundementalist religion, post modernist obscurantism, and mystical woo woo.

We have to fight it. But it's like herding fucking cats, or wacking moles.


Excuse me. Benny Hinn is on TV. I have to get a boil on my ass healed. And PBS has a program during their pledge break that promises to balance my chakra. I think it's Deepak Chakra... Er, Chopra.

I gotta go.

Ilsa

(61,697 posts)
25. These are all techniques to rationalize
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 11:32 PM
Feb 2013

Remaining ignorant and abstaining from critical thought. There is no truth in their faithfulness and devotion to those things they refuse to question. A pathetic and dangerous method of control.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
28. When you read how Conservapedia blames the all powerful, evil liberals for everything,
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 11:44 PM
Feb 2013

it's the educational people that will be running to avoid being beaten up, or in our nation, gunned down, by fundie mobs. They could get employment in private security or other functions and do their mischief. It's happened before. Don't laugh at unbridled ignorance. Such people are dangerous and easily led.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
30. Didn't the communists in Cambodia kill everyone who wore glasses?
Mon Feb 4, 2013, 12:02 AM
Feb 2013

Or in China too? Because that meant they could read and were therefore dangerous???

onlyadream

(2,167 posts)
18. I remember when my daughter was 3 or 4,
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:12 PM
Feb 2013

I tested her to see if she thought I could see her if she couldn't see me. When she covered her eyes, she really thought no one could see her. Very interesting.

Cirque du So-What

(25,965 posts)
19. So 'hide thread'
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:27 PM
Feb 2013

doesn't send this thread into nonexistence? How disappointing!

Actually, I found the video quite amusing.

libodem

(19,288 posts)
29. 18-22 months in. infants
Sun Feb 3, 2013, 11:49 PM
Feb 2013

Is a most difficult time time to leave toddlers in child care.

They don't understand 'later' and 'I'll be back', as far as they are concerned, if I can't see you, you don't exist, and you may never come back. It's called infant time.

It is even part of what makes break ups, unbearable.

patrice

(47,992 posts)
32. That figure seems really suspect to me. Object Permanence usually develops by 2-3 yo, because
Mon Feb 4, 2013, 12:20 AM
Feb 2013

it is a basic survival concept.

I don't see how people like that could function.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
33. Ah ha ha magpies and dogs...
Mon Feb 4, 2013, 01:00 AM
Feb 2013

When my dog was a puppy she used to crawl on her belly trying to sneak up on people even though they were looking right at her.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
36. She does... I spend the whole time she is "sneaking up" saying, "Where did Izzie go?"
Mon Feb 4, 2013, 01:30 AM
Feb 2013

"I haven't seen her in forrrrrrrrevvvvvver..." "Where could she have gone?" -and then I snag her up at the last second.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
37. What a cutie. Good thing you talk to her otherwise she might get startled.
Mon Feb 4, 2013, 01:39 AM
Feb 2013

I have a rule, don't startle critters with claws.

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