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hootinholler

(26,449 posts) Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:09 PM Feb 2013

* Official Superbowl Lighting Failure Joke Thread *

The best I've heard so far is that it will take a week to rescue the people in the Superdome.

H/T to bigtree http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022306916#post3

What's yours?

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***** Official Superbowl Lighting Failure Joke Thread ***** (Original Post) hootinholler Feb 2013 OP

Lights, who needs light? nadinbrzezinski Feb 2013 #1

heard the Niners were unable to score rurallib Feb 2013 #2

Atman malaise Feb 2013 #3

This bigtree Feb 2013 #4

lol n/t OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #6

Yikes! n/t ProSense Feb 2013 #19

The government forgot about New Orleans again. MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #5

THAT is good! n/t OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #7

I saw one on Twitter that said ... Tx4obama Feb 2013 #8

One of Beyonce's anodes crossed polarity with one of her dancer's. NYC_SKP Feb 2013 #9

Aren't the polarity of her anodes always crossed? LiberalFighter Feb 2013 #13

Fox News tweet MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #10

Just think MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #11

Oops MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #12

LOL! lordsummerisle Feb 2013 #24

Someone had to do it Richard D Feb 2013 #14

I had this song stuck in my head the whole time: Initech Feb 2013 #15

Wow... bobclark86 Feb 2013 #16

Ghosts of New Orleans - people died in that building underpants Feb 2013 #17

It will be gleefully added to city lore. nolabear Feb 2013 #21

N.O. has a strong occult community hootinholler Feb 2013 #23

If only the President had ProSense Feb 2013 #18

Apparently it was a BBE... HooptieWagon Feb 2013 #20

Did they let Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in the control booth again? BarbaRosa Feb 2013 #22

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)

1. Lights, who needs light?

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:10 PM

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rurallib

(62,431 posts)

2. heard the Niners were unable to score

Reply to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:11 PM

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while the Ravens were off the field.

malaise

(269,087 posts)

3. Atman

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:11 PM

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022307094#post5

bigtree

(85,999 posts)

4. This

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:11 PM

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tweeted by, James Ledbetter ?@ledbetreuters

This would never happen if the players had guns.

OneGrassRoot

(22,920 posts)

6. lol n/t

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:14 PM

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ProSense

(116,464 posts)

19. Yikes! n/t

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:38 PM

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MichaelHarris

(10,017 posts)

5. The government forgot about New Orleans again.

Reply to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:12 PM

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Barack Obama hates black people.

OneGrassRoot

(22,920 posts)

7. THAT is good! n/t

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:14 PM

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Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)

8. I saw one on Twitter that said ...

Reply to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:15 PM

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Kayne will be coming out soon to announce the game is over Beyonce won.

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

9. One of Beyonce's anodes crossed polarity with one of her dancer's.

Reply to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:17 PM

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Kind of like getting jumper cables crossed, only worse....

Not a sexist joke....

LiberalFighter

(50,980 posts)

13. Aren't the polarity of her anodes always crossed?

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:33 PM

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MichaelHarris

(10,017 posts)

10. Fox News tweet

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:23 PM

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Benghazi!!!

MichaelHarris

(10,017 posts)

11. Just think

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:27 PM

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of all the babies that are going to be born nine months from now in New Orleans.

MichaelHarris

(10,017 posts)

12. Oops

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:31 PM

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lordsummerisle

(4,651 posts)

24. LOL!

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:48 PM

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Richard D

(8,755 posts)

14. Someone had to do it

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:36 PM

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Initech

(100,087 posts)

15. I had this song stuck in my head the whole time:

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:37 PM

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bobclark86

(1,415 posts)

16. Wow...

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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 10:38 PM

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I haven't seen so many people in the dark at the Superdome since Katrina...

What's the difference between the Super Bowl and Katrina? When the lights go out during the Super Bowl, people don't change the channel.

Why do 4 out of 5 New Orleans residents prefer the power outage to Katrina? Because they won't need to fork over taxpayer dollars to renovate the fifth dead guy out of the bleachers.