Well hell looks like it will be fun.

BUT BUT BUT - I am NOT a "loud mouth women"

I'm not sure if I'm "high fullutent" or not.

Just a loud snicker as I'm at work

That and Hell fire are a deadly combination.

Represent!

The only people that can answer this dumber than dumb question are druggies, effeminate men, the high fullutent (whatever that is), loud mouth women and the sophisticated swine.

I would have to set this banner on fire.

That drives me nuts. And, what are "Bahi's", BTW? Anybody know? Baha'is?

But apparently being Sikh or Hindu or Jain or Taoist is fine

It's not often you see a list like this that finds fault with being Baha'i, yet remains silent about being Jewish.

And they would be the only ones on that list who know they love the devil.

Idiots.

(I do not know how to do the 'sarcasm' thingie)

Might be 12, if someone can tell me what a P.K. is.

for expressive, though sometimes depressive, youth. I don't know if Goth spun out of Emo, or the other way around. It's also supposed to be a genre of rock.

From Urban Dictionary:

1. Emo

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

"The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name.

Whats with all the apostropes? No possessives there.

after "Homo's" "Gangster's" Muslim's" Gambler's" etc.?

Bigoted AND ignorant.

Well, I guess now I'm being redundant.

what a bunch of morans.



Sid

It should read "High falutin' sophisticated swine."

Highly amusing art at that!

They can't spell HIGHFALUTIN but can spell sophisticated....sheesh.

hahahaha! What a bunch of loonies!

What's with all the misused apostrophes?

But what on earth are "P.K's"? Pale Kluxers? Posse Klowns?

Psycho Kinetics

though some are borderline, like "Druggie" (I've done drugs, but don't any more.)

Here's my list, and I picked the last one because it's so absurd!

New Ager
Democrat
Environmentalist
Government Recipient (tax refund)
Fornicator
Liberal
High Fullutenter


I have to ask: Why are all of the plurals written as possessives?

Is "New Ager" different from "Pagan" or the same?

And there's some things on there I don't understand, like "EMO's" and "P. Ks"? I feel so naive. It's kind of embarrassing.

An atheist, an agnostic, a new ager, a pagan AND a Buddhist all at the same time. That ought to guarantee me a seat on the Devil's left (sinister) hand, and a gold-plated pitchfork...

Oh, and I am so definitely "High Fullutent" and a Sophisticated Swine.

And all the fornication sure helped...

and a sympathizer/ally with 3 or 4 others.

Hey, at least me and Phelps both hate racists! Excuse me: Racist's.

Not sure what a PK is though.

Most of them are one, after all.

although, having grown up in a fundamentalist church, I can attest to the Preacher's Kid syndrome. lol, some of my best friends were PKs - they knew all the most fun stuff to do!

I guess ya gotta hand to the Phelps for consistency - even their own kids don't escape. (Except for that one who did escape and is outspoken against them....heyyyyyyyyy waitaminnit.....maybe THAT's the PK to which they refer?)

Usually the ringleaders of the riskiest behavior in any small town.

loudmouth woman and sophisticated swine.

The apostrophes have me giggling like a titmouse.

2, 11 and 13. I will kill myself now.

I'm diggin those randomly unnecessary apostrophes.

I'm thinking the higher I can score, the better off I am.
And they forgot a category - "people who know when to just back away from that possessive apostrophe thingy".

couldn't claim that one for myself, unfortunately.

too busy watching the game on the tube. BIG sin to the Phelps clan.

i'm willing to go 2-3 higher, but there are a few "WTF is that"s!

not telling of course.

yes pagans, no scientology.

fullutent is not technically a word!

yet they spell sophisticated right?

no apostrophe in that one?

edit #2:YES. i f'ed up an apostrophe! it was typos' , i swear!

scoring a 5, btw, assuming i qualify as "high fullutent sophisticated swine" whatever that means -- and really, who among us doesn't?

apostrophes? :p

Feminist - I am a male who believes in equal rights for both men and women, so I guess this label applies to me.
Democrat - obviously
Environmentalist - people who care about the sustainability of our habitat obviously worship the devil...
Abortionist - if they mean someone who supports the right of women to make their own choices about their own body, then yes
Government recipients - no way would I be able to attend a university without it
Fornicator - well I've had intercourse outside of wedlock (with my girlfriend)
Gambler - I've bought lottery tickets
Agnostic - this is actually pretty much the opposite of devil-worshipper
Liar - no one always tells the truth
Freeloader - I have no job (I am a student) and I rely on financial aid and assistance from parents
Liberal - Oh what a devil-worshipper that makes me...
Sports nut - I do love sports

P.K.'s? High fullutent?? EMO's??? Bahi's???

I'm definitely that loud mouthed woman he loves to hate, at least on the internet.

And they misspelled "flatulent."

I don't like highly flatulent people.

I have seen most of his banners, this isn't one of them. This is the work of those crazy preacher "people" that travel to various events (Mardi Gras, Southern Decadence, the Superbowl, pride parades, etc.) and are usually made up knuckle-dragging inbreeds, most of whom can't put together a coherent sentence, which is why the banner is such a mess.

which consequently matches his IQ.