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Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:36 PM Feb 2013

Rude Pundit: Obviously, it's Bush's face in the mirror..those are the eyes and brow of a haunted man

Paintings That Creep the Rude Pundit the Fuck Out:




The Rude Pundit fully expects to learn that this painting and another are not really from the brush of invisible ex-President George W. Bush. And, yeah, it's kind of dickish to put this up since it was stolen, with emails and photos, from the hacked email account of Bush's sister. But the Rude Pundit's gotta tell ya: That fuckin' picture up there, a self-portrait of the man hisself, is fascinating. So let's pretend it's the real deal, a genuine work of arty-type stuff by Bush, for a moment here (and, hopefully, it'll turn out to be so).

The first thing the Rude Pundit thought was, "Look out behind you!" And then he wondered if this was an image of Bush awaiting his elderly male lover, whose approach is seen in the mirror, for some old fashioned Greco-Roman nude shower wrestling. And blow jobs with anal play, of course,

But, no, obviously, it's Bush's face in the mirror, even at that impossible angle. Look at his expression: those are the eyes and brow of a haunted man, a man who stands in the shower and stares at himself, wondering where the years went, what did he do with his life, what will he do now. Perhaps. Perhaps he's haunted by the tortured, by the tens of thousands of people dead because of him, by the horrible breath and scowl of Dick Cheney telling him what the fuck to destroy. Perhaps he wants to lay himself bare, his back muscles taut from the anxiety he lives with each and every day, hour, moment.

Nah. He's probably just wondering if anyone'll catch him pissing down the drain.


read: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2013/02/paintings-that-creep-rude-pundit-fuck.html



thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022334208
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Rude Pundit: Obviously, it's Bush's face in the mirror..those are the eyes and brow of a haunted man (Original Post) bigtree Feb 2013 OP
They're his....it's how he is passing the time, apparently. MADem Feb 2013 #1
Didn't realize the dog had only one eye,,, benld74 Feb 2013 #3
I am reminded of the great quote about Georgie's dad from an anonymous Texan... zappaman Feb 2013 #2
I can't decide which is worse: his presidency or his paintings. sinkingfeeling Feb 2013 #4
Damn, thanks to Rude...I needed that. russspeakeasy Feb 2013 #5

MADem

(135,425 posts)
1. They're his....it's how he is passing the time, apparently.
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:42 PM
Feb 2013

He's not very good, to put it kindly.

As I said elsewhere, his stuff is ... tortured.




Here's a pic he did of the late Barney....he's signed it "43."

zappaman

(20,606 posts)
2. I am reminded of the great quote about Georgie's dad from an anonymous Texan...
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:58 PM
Feb 2013

"The sort of man who steps out of the shower to take a piss."

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