Let the little dinosaurs come unto me, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Is that a paraphrase?

Adam's hair is all greased back like first season Fonzie, but Jesus, despite New Testament condemnation of men wearing their hair long, looks like a hippie fresh back from Woodstock.

I'd swear he was Dave Navarro...

Surprise, surprise, although Jesus looks like he vacationed in Florida recently.

Doesn't she realize if she gives Adam all her grapes for free, he won't want to marry her?

At best she's about to tumble off those roots she's supposed to be standing on, and more likely it's not attached.

But then, that's par for the course considering the dinos and just-used-my-beard-trimmer Asam.

Lions into meat eaters as punishment.

Later, Noah took dino eggs on the Ark so there would be less dino poop to clean up. But some of the eggs broke. Remember, Noah took 2 of every species onto the Ark, but that does not mean they all made it OFF the Ark.

During the time of Jesus, T-Rex disobeyed God's order to eat Jesus, which made the whole Crucifixion thing necessary. As punishment, God made the T-Rex's arms very short and everyone teased him until all the T-Rexes ran away and killed themselves in various Tar pits around the globe.

The picture is all mixed up. This is where we got thrown of the garden. Grapes after the flood so Noah could have kids. Sober he couldn't stand his wife, niece, cousin, or who was it.

I like the Native American version better - The animals talked (but they spoke only Ute Indian unfortunately and nobody in the mideast understood them).

Charlie Moon books tell us about the animals.

Take a little of THIS, skip some of THAT ...add some fruit ... maybe a boat ride ... or a space ship ... or a battle between multiple deities ... talking animals ... a king or a Pharaoh, and add in some inappropriate sex acts, between mortals and quasi-deities if at all possible.

Mix well ... then feed the mixture to children as FACT.

Condemn the sinners. Collect offerings. Get rich.

Unfortunately for him, all his comedy is completely unintentional.



Sid