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davsand

(13,421 posts)
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:49 PM Feb 2013

If you are Rubio and you know you just screwed the pooch what do you do?

Just imagine for a second that you are Rubio and you just left your mark to grab a refreshing beverage while delivering a major speech. Imagine, if you will, that you KNOW you totally botched the job. You KNOW you are gonna be a laughing stock. So, what do you do? Do you just finish the speech and kiss your political future goodbye? Do you finish the speech and then attempt to show some good humor about the whole fiasco (seems to be the current strategy.)

Or do you go up to about the last line of the speech--the closing remarks--and then do a huge freaking swan dive and claim later it was some kind of illness...

Do you knock stuff over and go all the way down? Maybe even let them load you into an ambulance and take you away to the ER? Claim the lights and heat got to you-claim you'd been sick all day and were trying to do your best while ill--maybe dehydrated or something?

I told Kevsand last night, that I'd have opted for the huge swan dive and the protestations of illness. IMO, if you are going down, at least do it big!

What say you?




Laura

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Cirque du So-What

(25,962 posts)
2. If I were Rubio
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:51 PM
Feb 2013

I would breathe a big ol' sigh of relief that people were making such a fuss over something so inconsequential instead of focusing upon the stale tripe trotted out as 'rebuttal.'

NRaleighLiberal

(60,018 posts)
3. Well, he is in Florida - he could go to Disney World!
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:52 PM
Feb 2013


seriously, listening to a few of the pundits, much of the left and the sane middle thought he screwed up big time. The Obama haters on the right thought it was great. Just another reinforcement of polarization....and the whackadoodle views of the current right wing.

davsand

(13,421 posts)
11. Would you do some kind of Make a Wish thing?
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:07 PM
Feb 2013

Do they have that sort of thing for Politicians who are watching their career die a slow death?


Laura

DollarBillHines

(1,922 posts)
12. He reached down to his left and pulled up a bottle of Poland Spring water
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:29 PM
Feb 2013

and swigged it straight from the bottle, GW-style.

Total class...

davsand

(13,421 posts)
10. Better a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy?
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:06 PM
Feb 2013

Sorry. That joke is older than Rubio is! It's probably older than either of us, come to think of it...


Laura

catbyte

(34,423 posts)
13. I couldn't believe he didn't have water within easy reach. What's the matter with him anyway?
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:39 PM
Feb 2013

Nobody gives a big speech like that without water at the ready. Although, lucky for us, he was stupid and had no foresight. His assistant should be ashamed too. The gifs are hilarious, though. He looks like a nervous high school sophomore giving his final exam in Speech class or something.

davsand

(13,421 posts)
14. Oh exactly! I've seen high school project videos that were more polished.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:46 PM
Feb 2013

In fact, my daughter who is a Sophomore, made a comment about it while the speech was happening. I'll grant you--she's been in Honors classes mostly and the expectations there are a bit higher than the norm. Rubio, however, is SUPPOSED to be an adult, and having attained that level of political office you'd think he's better at public speaking than that.

Seems to me that giving the GOP response to the State of the Union has become the GOP's way of eating their young. It is where they send the young politicians to die.



Laura

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
15. He should have taken off his shirt, pulled down his pants and started quacking like a duck.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:48 PM
Feb 2013

No one would remember his water grab and gulp if he had done that.

Hell, everyone forgot his insipid little speech already, might as well give the audience something to remember him by.

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