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If you got to pick the official pickup line of the GOP, what would it be?
Last week, John Boehner made a reference to his ass, begged reporters for a little foreplay and blew kisses to a crowd.
An outside poll is asking if he's testing out a new way to increase the GOP voter base - through old-fashioned pickup lines.
Why not? They’ve tried everything else — except changing their message, of course, which we all know they are genetically incapable of doing because conservatives have larger amygdalae than liberals.
Hey, if sex can sell Playtex asswipes, why can’t it sell the GOP? Just try to show us an American able to resist a pickup line from a guy or gal with full health coverage and a retirement plan!
Hey, if sex can sell Playtex asswipes, why can’t it sell the GOP? Just try to show us an American able to resist a pickup line from a guy or gal with full health coverage and a retirement plan!
So, what pickup line do you want them to use?
- "Is that a vaginal probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
- "You had me at filibuster"
- "When you walked in, I started to understand what global warming is about"
What would you write for them?
(Source: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2013/02/14/shock-and-aww/)
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