Man with 'orange skin' and teardrop tattoos robs Seattle bank--Was it John Boehner????

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Man-with-orange-skin-and-teardrop-tattoos-robs-Capitol-Hill-bank-193720091.html

From the article:
"The man is thought to be in his 30s or 40s. He stands roughly 6'1" tall and has what police describe as "orange skin"...
He has teardrop tattoos under both eyes and was last seen wearing a tan knit cap with an orange stripe, a red jacket and light blue jeans."

Orange skin AND teardrop tattoos?? Seriously, did some thief in Seattle dress up like Boehner? Ha!