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The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 05:59 PM Feb 2013

“This is one of the most brutal, upsetting things I’ve ever seen in my 27-years in law enforcement”.

Woman accused of having three-way sex on top of dead men
Boyfriend of Alisa Massaro claims she had 'wanted to have sex with a dead guy' for years


An 18-year-old woman apparently ‘obsessed with necrophilia’ has been accused of having three-way sex on top of the corpses of two men she and her sexual partners allegedly murdered.

A police investigation into a brutal double murder in the town of Joilet, Illinois is said to have found that the bodies of 22-year-old’s Eric Glover and Terence Rankins were placed in a pile after being strangled, so that Alisa Massaro could lie on them to have sex.

One of the men in the group of accused murderers, 24-year-old Joshua Miner, apparently said he was the long-term boyfriend of Massaro, adding that “for years back she wanted to have sex with a dead guy”.

...

Police Chief Mike Trafton said: “This is one of the most brutal, upsetting things I’ve ever seen in my 27-years in law enforcement”.

He added: “Not only is this a crime scene, but the disregard for common decency towards human beings.”

The police reports suggest Landerman jumped on the dead men’s bodies and “surfed”, causing the corpses to empty their bowels and emit “zombie noises”.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-accused-of-having-threeway-sex-on-top-of-dead-men-29099696.html

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“This is one of the most brutal, upsetting things I’ve ever seen in my 27-years in law enforcement”. (Original Post) The Straight Story Feb 2013 OP
If she'd just FOUND the dead bodies, that would be different. Killing them herself was wrong. n/t Ian David Feb 2013 #1
I don't know why but this post made me chuckle, just the way it's worded or something. loli phabay Feb 2013 #3
don't know what to say to this one, except no thanks. loli phabay Feb 2013 #2
Ya know what? Jackpine Radical Feb 2013 #4
I agree nadinbrzezinski Feb 2013 #5
I wasn't going to click through, either. Ian David Feb 2013 #6
Sorry, that one Jackpine Radical Feb 2013 #9
I'm with you. I don't want or need to read any more. Arkansas Granny Feb 2013 #22
Ya know, I'm old, thought I had heard it all. This is new...The "surfing" did it for me...n/t monmouth3 Feb 2013 #7
Me too DJ13 Feb 2013 #15
The judge will not be pleased mokawanis Feb 2013 #8
“for years back she wanted to have sex with a dead guy”. Contrary1 Feb 2013 #10
She is 18 how many years has she wanted to do this? Kalidurga Feb 2013 #11
It had better not have been more than a year. Jeff In Milwaukee Feb 2013 #13
What is the point of posting this on a political discussion board? Comrade Grumpy Feb 2013 #12
I am thinking the same thing. Seems out of place here. nt bluestate10 Feb 2013 #14
for which I salute the wisdom of ....trash thread. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2013 #27
SOP for the OP. Brickbat Feb 2013 #18
Public affairs, documenting decay of public morals, it's news. Bucky Feb 2013 #19
About the same as boobs at the oscars The Straight Story Feb 2013 #26
Message auto-removed srogers Feb 2013 #16
Somehow, I figured Juggalos might be involved. SayWut Feb 2013 #17
Fiends commit murder and suddenly it's open season on all voodoo-oriented killer clown bands? Poll_Blind Feb 2013 #20
"According to McKee, Milner was the ringleader" Number23 Feb 2013 #21
Actually, it does speak to the sickness of our culture.... What should the gov't do about it? reformist2 Feb 2013 #23
At first I had my doubts about this story Art_from_Ark Feb 2013 #24
Ewwwww..... krispos42 Feb 2013 #25

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)
4. Ya know what?
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:05 PM
Feb 2013

I just did not have to read that. Not the link, just the post. No way I'd click on the link after reading the excerpt.

I'm pretty hardened. I've worked some gruesome murder cases and had to look at the pics.

But I just did not need this one.

Ian David

(69,059 posts)
6. I wasn't going to click through, either.
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:09 PM
Feb 2013

But you have to wonder, if someone says, "Let's kill some people and have sex on top of them..." how sure can you be that you're not going to be the next dead body they're having sex on top of?

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)
9. Sorry, that one
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:15 PM
Feb 2013

is gonna have to wait in a long--I mean looooooooong line behind a whole buncha other worries I got.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
11. She is 18 how many years has she wanted to do this?
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:20 PM
Feb 2013

Seriously, how many years could it have been. And how long term is her 24 year old boyfriend? I guess it really doesn't matter, all three of them are disgusting and criminal and no mitigating circumstances will make this understandable.

Jeff In Milwaukee

(13,992 posts)
13. It had better not have been more than a year.
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:25 PM
Feb 2013

Age of consent is seventeen in Illinois.

But if you're down with murdering two guys and fucking on top of them, a little statutory rape charge probably isn't even on your radar.

 

Comrade Grumpy

(13,184 posts)
12. What is the point of posting this on a political discussion board?
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:20 PM
Feb 2013

Wouldn't it be better for 4 chan or something?

Bucky

(54,027 posts)
19. Public affairs, documenting decay of public morals, it's news.
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:51 PM
Feb 2013

There's gotta be half a dozen ways this is worth posting in GD. Of course it's upsetting. That doesn't mean it's not newsworthy. If anything, the taboo-smashing creepiness of this behavior is exactly what makes it newsworthy and appropriate to this forum.

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SayWut

(153 posts)
17. Somehow, I figured Juggalos might be involved.
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 06:35 PM
Feb 2013

And I was right.

(her Facebook page is down, but not her MySpace page)

http://www.myspace.com/wikidlette101

"my names alisa massaro. i live in the state of illinois. i am a broken kid. i live everyday as if it were my last. i dont regret anything. im confused almost all of the time. i have been in love. and i am in love. i go to joliet central high. i graduate (hopefully) in 2012. my parents are divorced. my sister bri (17) has a 6 month old beautiful baby boy. hes the sexy little beast in the picture above with me. which i love oo soo much!!! my mom nita lives in colorado. and i have 3 amazing siblings. Nichole, Mason, and Emilee. i love all of them soo much. i cant even begin to explain. i love the color purple. i have no fashion sense. i dress how i want according to how i feel. i have anger issues. i have been diagnosed with bipolar disease. im down with tha muthafuckin clown. i been down for about 5 years. dont hate appreciate. i been to the hospital for suicide attempts, anger, depression, and cutting. i have seen more than most. im not bragging either. as someone told me ive lived the life of a grown woman. a fucked up woman but a woman. anyways. wanna know more message/comment/IM?! MMFWCL to all my fam


Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)
20. Fiends commit murder and suddenly it's open season on all voodoo-oriented killer clown bands?
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:07 PM
Feb 2013

Look, bands like ICP don't cause people to kill others and fuck on their bodies. People who're likely to kill others and fuck on their bodies? Yeah, I could imagine them listening to ICP. But it's The Judas Priest Argument, isn't it?

The Great Milenko is one of the finest albums of 90's, right along with Mr. Bungle's self-titled debut.

PB

Number23

(24,544 posts)
21. "According to McKee, Milner was the ringleader"
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:13 PM
Feb 2013

So if Milner (the boyfriend) was the ringleader, why is the damn headline "WOMAN accused of having sex on corpses?"

And who did she have sex with? Oh yeah, Milner the ringleader and murderer. But somehow it's "woman accused of having sex." Nasty, depraved story. Bafflingly stupid headline.

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