How about Pope Pat?

Pat Robertson didn't even get a draft notice when Pope Benny retired yesterday. You'd have thought that Pat had enough seniority in "Gawd's Golden Army" to be first in line for the gravy job Pope Benny just upted and left behind. Pass the hat Pat could probably charm in enough cash to air condition hell and build a Dubai South down there. All that's on the news today is Pope story after Pope story. Even the local TV was covering the grand Exit of Pope Benny in his dove colored helicopter this AM. I swear I thought Benny was flipping the place off as he flew away.