I didnt get mine either when I went on disability. I'm bummed.

Or your Blabtist Deacon card comes through.

Ten percent here, 20 percent there.

Now that they have one more "taker" on "the dole" to support.

I should have done it 50 years ago. .

And a giant HDTV!!!! elevens!!111

Did you pick out your Cadillac yet?11!!!??


Cuz ya know, that's what everyone gets with Obama doncha know!111!!!

I am with you. Plus, I will raise you my food stamps. Only a pittance, but they help at the end of the month when I often would otherwise have to choose between eating or driving. Oh. BTW. It's 15 miles to the grocery store (each way).

My mom started her dole today too. You old fogies get the fun while we young'uns have to wait till we're 67 or worse, 70!

(Not me, I'm on disability and get SSDI and Medicare, but that *may* change soon due to a potential job lead)

That money's in my bank account the 4th Wed. of the month like clockwork, and now I have medicare. The best health insurance I've had in 20 years.

By the way, we got a couple hot ones in Riverside Co.

We are going off roading tomorrow, taking the Nomex just in case.

Yup, at what time, my god it's early!!!

(The parrots will have a cow)

they had more time to get used to being worthless in the eyes of their party elites

But you made it! You are now officially King of the Hill!

May you live long and prosper on the government 'teat'.

I'm now retired and getting everything supposedly for free.
This getting everything for free is kinda nice, i should have gone this route much earlier in life.
Work hard for a living or get everything for free? the choice is a no brainer.

Which will conveniently coincide with the day my savings, my former 401(k), and what's left of my pension run out. No more Ol' Roy Dog Food for this kid, no sir -- I'm moving up to Kibbles 'n' Bits!

Now get back to work!