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You can't explain that. (Original Post) tk2kewl Mar 2013 OP
Some be-boppin' & scattin' all over this theme Cirque du So-What Mar 2013 #1
nice tk2kewl Mar 2013 #3
Excellent! HappyMe Mar 2013 #4
Haaaahahaha. progressoid Mar 2013 #6
No. What you mean is that YOU can't explain that. MineralMan Mar 2013 #2
It's basic cooking, Bill - the pre-planned application of heat... dchill Mar 2013 #5
Water comes in, water goes out... Rex Mar 2013 #7

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
2. No. What you mean is that YOU can't explain that.
Wed Mar 6, 2013, 01:00 PM
Mar 2013

That's because you're uneducated, ignorant, and haven't even bothered to find out. Not to mention that you're an abject moron, to boot.

If you wish, please ask me, and I'll explain it, beginning with the apparent movement of electrons in a wire. You'll need some patience, of course, since it will take me a very long time to explain how bread becomes toast to someone as ignorant as you are. But, I'll be happy to do that.

dchill

(38,502 posts)
5. It's basic cooking, Bill - the pre-planned application of heat...
Wed Mar 6, 2013, 01:29 PM
Mar 2013

To various foods that are transformed scientifically by the process. In this case, the same heat that toasts the bread (sometimes up to FOUR slices!) heats a bimetal switch that releases a demonic device known as a "spring" which causes the slices to pop up (inexplicably, according to the conservatively under-informed.)

Voila! Your toast, sir.
Edit to add: Also,
Voila! You're toast, sir.

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