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Tea Party Worried Obama May Direct Asteroids Directly At Their Bunkers
March 8, 2013
By Sarah Wood
One local Tea Party group in Arkansas is taking no chances. They have filed a petition with WhiteHouse.gov asking legislators to quickly question President Obama and his administration about the potential threat of asteroids being used to destroy their underground bunkers.
One Tea Party member named Cletus Rushington who lives 20 miles outside Arakdelphia wrote on his blog undergroundteapatriots.com that Mr. Obamas out to get us, and he know he can only reach us with the power of outer space comin down to rain hellfire on us true Americans. He dont like us much, and he know that we dont agree with everything he say so hes gonna command all the asteroids to come blow up our safe space. We built our bunkers out of sweat and American blood knowin that one day the government was gonna come take everything away that we worked hard for, but how could we plan on an asteroid? That commie Obama is out for us in the worst way, even plottin to find us with his fancy heat-seeking satellites, attach trackers and booster jets with his big government know-how to asteroids near by, point em directly at us, then boom
an asteroid gonna come get us while wes eatin our supper 15 feet underground. Now I believe that true American young man Rand Paul will be the guy to get this done for us. Hell ask Mr. Obama and his thugs about these asteroids and then write a bill to stop it. Oh, I cant wait to see the look on Mr. Obamas face when he finds out were onto his plan to destroy all good-blooded true Americans who aint afraid to stand up for justice.
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DJ13
(23,671 posts)babylonsister
(171,074 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,740 posts)who actually thought this way.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)and didn't realize it was satire. Those people are wacko enough to believe such a thing.
LeftInTX
(25,383 posts)or clicked the link.
But I probably wouldn't have clicked on the link cuz it just seemed so darn real.
chillfactor
(7,576 posts)just when you think the teaparty nuts cannot get any nuttier....they do
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,740 posts)Historic NY
(37,451 posts)a benevolent god that strikes them down.
pscot
(21,024 posts)quaker bill
(8,224 posts)But I am pretty sure that they would blame an asteroid strike on Obama, if it were to happen.
longship
(40,416 posts)Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)I'm gullible that is for sure. But I wouldn't be surprised what any teabagger would do.
daybranch
(1,309 posts)It ain't nice to poke fun at the stupid.
Moonwalk
(2,322 posts)It would be an abuse of his superpowers, I know, but still....
babylonsister
(171,074 posts)omg, perfect!!
RichGirl
(4,119 posts)That fine American Paul Rand gets busy with the asteroid stoppin' bill...cuz he'll never get re-elected!
Sadly, I know people who believe asteroids will destroy the earth....but none who think Obama has universal powers.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)They are also known as Rods of God