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A 28-year-old Oklahoma woman was caught with drugs and a firearm in all of the wrong places.
The Smoking Gun reports that Christie Dawn Harris was arrested on Monday, after Ada police officers spotted her and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside of a vehicle outside of a closed restaurant. Cops noticed that both seats were laid all the way back. When Delancy and Harris were asked if any weapons or drugs were inside of the vehicle, Harris said she did not think there was anything.
However when a police dog began sniffing around, it immediately suspected there were drugs and weapons inside of the Toyota Yaris. After cops searched the vehicle, they retrieved meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.
During the ride to jail, Harris stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.
At lockup, Harris was asked to change into jail clothing. Before going to the bathroom, an officer asked her to lower her underwear for a contraband check. Harris told the officer that she was on her period and could not comply; she eventually lowered her underwear.
But the cop did not find contraband. Instead they found a loaded Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun, which was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell. I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area, reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.
The police reports states that the gun (was) located in suspect(s) vagina. The cops also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harriss buttocks.
Harris was scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges.
Source: http://newsone.com/2267943/christie-dawn-harris-oklahoma-revolver-in-vagina/
WGN (Chicago) Anchors laugh and joke about story:
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nolabear
(41,987 posts)So many straight lines, so little time.
dballance
(5,756 posts)penis envy ?
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,744 posts)As it was, it can't have been very comfortable.
Spirochete
(5,264 posts)than a Rely tampon.
Surprised i remembered that one...
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)GodlessBiker
(6,314 posts)You could have fun reworking the lyrics of "Killer Queen."
olddots
(10,237 posts)hell we could go so many places with this subject . Remember news from more sane times ?
Warpy
(111,277 posts)We'll all go to hell together, but we'll be laughing all the way.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Bay Boy
(1,689 posts)which direction she inserted the pistol.
I believe the cervix would be the alternative target.
Ouch!
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)yourout
(7,531 posts)Volaris
(10,272 posts)elehhhhna
(32,076 posts)lololol
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)Toward crucial internal organs.
Lasher
(27,598 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)aaaaaa5a
(4,667 posts)How could we as a society not even be in favor of background checks?
onpatrol98
(1,989 posts)There's a joke there, somewhere...
frontground checks.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)It would have been roomier.
love_katz
(2,581 posts)warrprayer
(4,734 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,939 posts)You know, concealed carry.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)and subsequently become eligible for the Darwin Award.
I guess that sort of behavior isn't limited to guys...
dawg
(10,624 posts)lay that pistol down." - Willie Nelson
Bake
(21,977 posts)Wowzer.
Bake
Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)99Forever
(14,524 posts)... what could possibly go wrong?
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)What a clever idea.
aaaaaa5a
(4,667 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,744 posts)in there? Keys, cell phone, wallet, credit cards, photos of the kids....
onpatrol98
(1,989 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)far more convenient as a pocket book.
OldDem2012
(3,526 posts)Bicoastal
(12,645 posts)Holey vagina.
WCGreen
(45,558 posts)said the woman with the gun in her vagina...
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Ain't that some kind of fancy liquor.
malaise
(269,063 posts)I've heard everything now
JPZenger
(6,819 posts)About 4 years ago, there was a story about a very obese man who was arrested and put in the county jail - I think it was Houston. A couple days later, while he was taking a shower, a handgun was seen buried in his folds of fat. It had not been noticed during the standard strip search (I guess no one wanted to look too closely). This is why metal detectors are valuable, so the guards can check without being too disgusted.
dballance
(5,756 posts)I really thought "ewwww" at first with the OP and hoped the officer had rubber gloves on during the inspection.
dballance
(5,756 posts)So I'll stop. Otherwise I think my brain will burn out.
There are oh so many directions one could go with this. From gun control to birth control to so many things for which the admins would rightfully ban me.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)term. Somehow gun nut doesn't seem appropriate in this case.
dballance
(5,756 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)But you are right to exercise restraint in posting what's in your mind.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)I"m thinking she must have had a bunch of kids.
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)I couldn't help myself, i just had to type something somewhere in the thread.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)came to mind.
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)she'd have to reload at some point.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)but I think it best not to elaborate.
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)It is easy for me to go too far past acceptable before I know it. Unfortunately I frequently find that I have opened mouth and inserted foot (or paw) after I have pissed off someone.
aaaaaa5a
(4,667 posts)Sorry. I just had too.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)Not sure what the correct spelling is
Peter cotton
(380 posts)I bought one at a gun show about 15 years ago on a lark. Not exactly a target gun...!
It may be relevant (under the circumstaces) to point out that it has a half-cock safety.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)I love that you think this makes it seem better.
Peter cotton
(380 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)Peter cotton
(380 posts)No big deal. It happens.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)Peter cotton
(380 posts)GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)Does that kind of safety make it less likely the gun would go off and take out her internal organs?
She had the gun pointed UPWARD!
Peter cotton
(380 posts)It also had a spent shell in one of the chambers. If positioned under the hammer, it would have been virtually impossible for it to fire accidentally.
Then again, I don't think we're speaking of Annie Oakley, here.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)but the funniest thread I've encountered in quite awhile.
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Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)That meth sure seems to mess with a person's better judgement.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)more so if the gun went off.
I can't even imagine . . .
Orrex
(63,216 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)RKP5637
(67,111 posts)Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)comes to mind.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Siwsan
(26,272 posts)coljam
(188 posts)The gun was there to keep you from cumming and running
Dash87
(3,220 posts)talkingmime
(2,173 posts)Edit: I can honestly say I've never encountered such a woman and his cavalier attitude about it was disturbing, and she apparently thought so too.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)is what the reporter said. Obviously pure BS.
talkingmime
(2,173 posts)alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...but concealed-carry fer a feetus a-standin' 'er ground?
aaaaaa5a
(4,667 posts)SirRevolutionary
(579 posts)how long before we need armed gynecologists?
edbermac
(15,941 posts)TheMadMonk
(6,187 posts)This story is 5 days old FFS, just how many times does it have to be revived?
nolabear
(41,987 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)I guarantee >100 replies every time.
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)snooper2
(30,151 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)I think it's funnier than hell.
adieu
(1,009 posts)44 magnum?
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)help it it prematurely went off?
Bosonic
(3,746 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)There was a scene where a young woman had committed suicide after pulling a gun out of her vagina....I really hated that scene I mean how on earth could you get a gun up your vagina? And she was sitting down at some point that woulda had to hurt... So, anyway I stand corrected it is actually possible to get a gun up in there.
rateyes
(17,438 posts)go off half-cocked?
MFM008
(19,818 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Hekate
(90,715 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,992 posts)Here's another one. At least this one wasn't loaded
Man Hides Gun In Rectum: Michael Leon Ward Smuggled 10-Inch Weapon, Cops Say
There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun.
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation , a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)a ten inch gun too.