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cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:05 PM Mar 2013

Apple: The Ironic Conservative

Whenever I hear about how Apple doesn't have problems with viruses and mal-ware I am reminded of the Taliban bragging about how there was no street crime in Kabul.

Yes, it is possible to eliminate street crime by having a sufficiently closed society. Who ever doubted it?

And it is possible to eliminate certain computer related problems by having absolute control over all software and all hardware.

It is also possible to establish monopolistic pricing. It is possible to make people buy a magic connecting wire that doesn't fit anything else in the world because... y'know... you can't be too careful. Wouldn't want some nasty connector from the dollar store to fit.

I see it as a basic preference issue. If you have all the money in the world and are not likely to ever want anything unusual then Apple offers a safe, directed experience.

That represents value, depending on what one wants.

Or you might want cheaper and more flexible and more open-ended going forward.

That also represents value, depending on what someone wants.

What is funny, though, is that Apple is marketed as the cool thing for happening hipsters.

It's just about the least cool thing in the world. It's like people who still got their long distance from AT&T in 1995 (at double the price of anyone else) because... well, it's AT&T... can't go wrong with AT&T.

Apple should be for OLDER PEOPLE. Works out of the box as a directed experience. If you need a part it tells you the specific part # you need and where to get it. You go to the Apple Store and friendly people help you find the on button.

I get why Apple is popular. Apple offers a range of good products.

But why is Apple "cool"? That's what I don't get. The world's largest corporation tends not to be the standard of "cool." (Look at those squares lining up at Sunoco. I'd hang myself before I got gas at Sunoco. It's Exxon-Mobil for me, baby, cause that's just how I roll.)

My guess is that because it is expensive, it is socially exclusive.

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Apple: The Ironic Conservative (Original Post) cthulu2016 Mar 2013 OP
The grandmother I saw at an Apple store getting an iPad was quite the 'happening hipster.' onehandle Mar 2013 #1
The OP is not 100% snark. If you have money and are not tech oriented cthulu2016 Mar 2013 #4
I'm tech oriented. It's my job. I use Apple because I like getting things done. onehandle Mar 2013 #10
Exactly. Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #22
That's pretty much my sense of it. Jackpine Radical Mar 2013 #28
I was trained to fix Windows machines Shankapotomus Mar 2013 #30
OS X vs iOS sir pball Mar 2013 #45
If they were idiot-proof mythology Mar 2013 #34
Your example actually proves the OPs point. Wealthy and computer ignorant??? Lionessa Mar 2013 #8
The age thing is why I posted that example. onehandle Mar 2013 #12
No he didn't, imo. He said it was "marketed" to hipsters, and I think it is. Lionessa Mar 2013 #14
I gave my kids my old galaxy sgs and an iphone MattBaggins Mar 2013 #19
Interesting Sherman A1 Mar 2013 #2
I don't have all the money in the world and I'll be 60 this month, hardly a hipster. gateley Mar 2013 #3
So how much do you tweak your system? Lionessa Mar 2013 #11
I'd have to say never was too much interested. And I don't really see a need to with a Mac. gateley Mar 2013 #13
Well you must not get very deep into the bowels of the system then. And Macs don't do Lionessa Mar 2013 #15
Yeah, you're like my friend Sara. When she gets a new system she rolls up her sleeves gateley Mar 2013 #16
I'm a control freak, what can I say. Lionessa Mar 2013 #17
Haha! Same with Sara! gateley Mar 2013 #18
You can load Windows onto a Mac with BootCamp or Parallels Shankapotomus Mar 2013 #32
Why would I WANT to? gateley Mar 2013 #39
The person I was responding to Shankapotomus Mar 2013 #41
Oops sorry -- thought that was to me. No wonder I was confused! :-) gateley Mar 2013 #44
Save your money, dump both of these parasites and resurrect your equipment. Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #33
Thanks -- I know we all promote what we like, but I'm very happy and have always been, with gateley Mar 2013 #36
NP. You just implied that the expense was a burden for you and I wanted to let you know Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #38
This message was self-deleted by its author Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #37
I LOVED my 1st gen iPod when I bought it... Cooley Hurd Mar 2013 #5
I just had to use a windows based laptop for some business. Fuck that! OffWithTheirHeads Mar 2013 #6
The worst part is all the beheadings. Robb Mar 2013 #7
Message auto-removed thetruthhurtsforsome Mar 2013 #9
I LIKE APPLE BECAUSE "IT JUST WORKS!" coldmountain Mar 2013 #20
Yet, you have a Chrome avatar... Cooley Hurd Mar 2013 #23
Have Chromebook, iPhone, iMac and 5 windows computers coldmountain Mar 2013 #27
Actually, it IS cool to pay for things that last longer cprise Mar 2013 #21
Shiny + Expensive = Cool RedCappedBandit Mar 2013 #24
Is that you, Bill Gates? edbermac Mar 2013 #25
I don't like the monopolistic pricing, but I also don't think software has civil rights... JVS Mar 2013 #26
What's this iron grip on headphones??? Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #35
My bad. cthulu2016 Mar 2013 #42
I got to use the netbook, cause you know what nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #29
I don't have any problems nor do I require invasive spyware disguised as anti-virus Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #31
I originally bought a Windows netbook for travel Lydia Leftcoast Mar 2013 #40
This is pretty much why I loathe Apple. Spider Jerusalem Mar 2013 #43

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
1. The grandmother I saw at an Apple store getting an iPad was quite the 'happening hipster.'
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:08 PM
Mar 2013

She had never been able to get the hang of computers, but took to the iPad immediately.

I bet she thought she was so 'cool.'

Apple markets to everyone.

cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)
4. The OP is not 100% snark. If you have money and are not tech oriented
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:10 PM
Mar 2013

I would recommend Apple.

It is an excellent idiot-proof product.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
10. I'm tech oriented. It's my job. I use Apple because I like getting things done.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:17 PM
Mar 2013

I have PCs and a Linux machine as well, but they are for testing.

Apple's bulletproof OS and security makes for higher productiveness.

Benton D Struckcheon

(2,347 posts)
22. Exactly.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 08:19 PM
Mar 2013

I can make a Windows machine sing Embraceable You upside down in spats. But after a lifetime of that, I just got tired of constantly having to optimize the damn things.
Typing this on a Macbook Air I can take anywhere and pull out anywhere cuz it's lightweight and the battery lasts a long time as there's zero moving parts. I think of it as a tablet with an attached keyboard.
As for phones, I had an Android and it suddenly would hang all the freakin time. Dumped it, got an Iphone, haven't looked back.
I can get things done, anywhere, anytime with these tools. With PCs and Android phones, you spend half your time getting the damn things to work in the first place.

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)
28. That's pretty much my sense of it.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 10:19 PM
Mar 2013

I'm writing this on an Air, which is light enough to drag everywhere. I also have an iPhone (fought smartphones of any kin until the 5 came out, then switched & glad of it).

But of course I fit the stereotype. I'm 68 years old, so of course I'm computer illiterate. Well, except for the FORTRAN course I took in 1964. And the period in the 70's & 80's when I taught grad-level statistics & was the resident geek on a few psych research teams. I was late getting into personal computers, though. Not until 1982 with an Osborne running CP/M. Then on to DOS, Windows 3, etc., all the way up to Vista. I looked at that & switched over to Apple. I still have a few XP boxes around, mostly dedicated to old software that I wrote & don't want to re-write, plus some specialized programs that don't come in OS X flavor.

So, yeah, I'm an old computer illiterate happy if ignorant as I plug along on my MBA.

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)
30. I was trained to fix Windows machines
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 11:01 PM
Mar 2013

and was in the tech field at one time. I do not like Windows computers.

I did not like paying hundreds of dollars only to come home from fixing Windows computers all day so I could be Microsoft's field tech at home.

That's why I prefer Apples. Not because I don't know how to troubleshoot computers. But because I do.

That said, I am open to what Google Chrome is offering, provided I don't have to become an unpaid worker for them too.

sir pball

(4,756 posts)
45. OS X vs iOS
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:13 AM
Mar 2013

(Parent has me on ignore for being insufficiently pro-Apple, but it's worth adding to the discussion)

OS X just works, in the best of all possible ways, I don't have to lift a finger to make it functional - but at the same time, should I choose to bend it to my will, some of the most powerful tools that the history of computing have created are right there at my disposal. Hell, sometimes that way is easier; I keep Terminal on speed dial because it's proven to be such a handy way to fix many a problem with a minimum of fuss. It's like a proper computer-controlled-manual flappy-paddle gearbox...I can just set it and forget it, or make it do exactly what I want when I want.

iOS is the antithesis of that, and the current trend of iOS-ifying OS X leaves me wondering when I won't have su at my disposal, and when I shall be switching to BSD.

 

mythology

(9,527 posts)
34. If they were idiot-proof
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 11:22 PM
Mar 2013

then Apple wouldn't have to debase the word genius to describe their in store tech support staff.

Sort of like if North Korea were an actual democratic republic they wouldn't call themselves the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Personally I like tinkering way to much to own a modern Mac. I do however have a hackintosh and a working 13 year old powerbook among my computers.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
12. The age thing is why I posted that example.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:21 PM
Mar 2013

Apple has helped a lot of older people get online.

And claiming that only rich people buy Apple is total bullshit.

Apple didn't become the #1 by selling to the 1%.

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
14. No he didn't, imo. He said it was "marketed" to hipsters, and I think it is.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:24 PM
Mar 2013

It doesn't mean only hipsters buy them.

MattBaggins

(7,904 posts)
19. I gave my kids my old galaxy sgs and an iphone
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:48 PM
Mar 2013

the iphone got used for 3 days and now sits in a drawer.

They both wanted android tablets for xmas and couldn't care less about the iCraps.

gateley

(62,683 posts)
3. I don't have all the money in the world and I'll be 60 this month, hardly a hipster.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:10 PM
Mar 2013

I'm fairly tech savvy and had PCs for years. When I got my first Apple my tech people at work were telling me that they'd come over and help me "transition" to Apple. The Apple Store offered a class for those taking the leap. I was almost dreading my decision, but when I got it home, plugged it in, it was the most user-friendly system I'd ever encountered.

It is not socially exclusive. I'm pretty poor and have to save for quite a while to get a new Apple product, but to me it's worth it.

So your proclamation is totally wrong when it comes to me. The very person you say Apple SHOULD be for. It is.

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
11. So how much do you tweak your system?
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:19 PM
Mar 2013

I found I couldn't tweak a Mac, but I can Windows. Maybe by the time you got your apple product you had lost interest in tweaking, or never were interested???

gateley

(62,683 posts)
13. I'd have to say never was too much interested. And I don't really see a need to with a Mac.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:22 PM
Mar 2013

Nothing is perfect and regardless, there's always something I wish "it" could do but doesn't, but I find that less with a Mac. Instead of "oh, I have to do this to get that", it's "wow, that's all I have to do?". At my age, every minute counts.

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
15. Well you must not get very deep into the bowels of the system then. And Macs don't do
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:25 PM
Mar 2013

what I want them to do and make it impossible for me to adjust them to my liking as Windows allows me to do very simply.

gateley

(62,683 posts)
16. Yeah, you're like my friend Sara. When she gets a new system she rolls up her sleeves
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:44 PM
Mar 2013

and disembowels it! She loves it!

ETA: For me, anyway, Macs are already pretty much to my liking -- so no need or desire to do anything. It's just the system that works for me, and I'm happy with Apple. I understand where you're coming from, though.

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
17. I'm a control freak, what can I say.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:46 PM
Mar 2013

I'll be damned if my computer will be allowed to say "no" when I tell it "yes" or visa versa.

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)
32. You can load Windows onto a Mac with BootCamp or Parallels
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 11:08 PM
Mar 2013

That pretty much has you covered now.

Can you load OSX onto a Windows machine?

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)
41. The person I was responding to
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 12:56 PM
Mar 2013

implied Apples didn't do everything Windows machines did.

I wouldn't want to either.

 

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)
33. Save your money, dump both of these parasites and resurrect your equipment.
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 11:14 PM
Mar 2013

You are the perfect candidate to use Linux and I'd recommend Ubuntu. For someone like you the learning curve is almost nonexistent, it's totally free, and you will find that your old computer is much better than your think it is.

Who knows, you might even decide that computing isn't an expensive and frustrating drudgery that you must endure and decide to go all out geek.

gateley

(62,683 posts)
36. Thanks -- I know we all promote what we like, but I'm very happy and have always been, with
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 12:07 PM
Mar 2013

my Macs and now my iPad.

I don't view computing as a frustrating drudgery -- just the opposite. And although the up front cost is higher than other options, to me it's money well spent.

If I wasn't happy, I'd definitely give this some thought, and I appreciate your advice.

But I'm staying where I am.

 

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)
38. NP. You just implied that the expense was a burden for you and I wanted to let you know
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 12:24 PM
Mar 2013

that there is a faster, more secure, and more reliable alternative that costs nothing and doesn't rely on human suffering to turn obscene profits.

Response to gateley (Reply #3)

 

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)
5. I LOVED my 1st gen iPod when I bought it...
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:11 PM
Mar 2013

...but then came my first Android smartphone. Open source and MUCH more fun and functional. In fact, I'm on my 3rd Android smartphone (the AWESOME Galaxy Note).

 

OffWithTheirHeads

(10,337 posts)
6. I just had to use a windows based laptop for some business. Fuck that!
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:13 PM
Mar 2013

Apple rocks, it works and it does not have to be updated every time I turn it on.

Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

 

coldmountain

(802 posts)
20. I LIKE APPLE BECAUSE "IT JUST WORKS!"
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:58 PM
Mar 2013

I've spent a dozen hours in the last month screwing with MIcrosoft and Abode. Just today one of my co-workers installed Explorer 10 and afterwards he couldn't print a thing. I hit restore and a it started working again to when it was installed, I have no idea why. Every week it's something new. The new Outlook is always broke.

I bought a new Chrome book because it was so cheap and didn't have any Microsoft in it but my Google Docs is in Chinese and I can't figure out how to change it.

I bought the first Android phone and switched to iPhone cause it works better.

 

coldmountain

(802 posts)
27. Have Chromebook, iPhone, iMac and 5 windows computers
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 10:18 PM
Mar 2013

Wish I could afford a macbook air to take to take to bars, airports and such but chromebook is a great cheap internet appliance. I hate windows but I need a program for my business that only works with windows.

Apple A
Google A-
MIcrosoft D

cprise

(8,445 posts)
21. Actually, it IS cool to pay for things that last longer
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:59 PM
Mar 2013

...and that don't come encrusted with hokey and obstructionist garbage.

Anyone who has been watching tech trends for the last 15 years should have no problem at all understanding how Apple got to be so infuriatingly 'cool'. Apple are often the first to bring new hardware features to mass market, and they put a nice UI on it all vertically integrated. For years, they insisted on selling only hardware that was sleek and stylish while most other brands bland or stylistically adrift.

There is less of a gap today, but typically Macs would remain usable for longer because OS X was not a magnet for registry gunk and and adware junk. And the grind of virus scanners hasn't been necessary because most users know how to stop themselves from installing trojans.

For a long while, average Windows PC lifespan was an abysmal 3 years. Windows usage became associated with grinding pain. And Microsoft has probably the largest body of technicians for any type of vendor who actively dislike the products and the brand.

OTOH, hardware freedom is certainly becoming an issue with them. Personally, I thought I would be safe sticking with Macs and avoiding their other stuff. But the new non-serviceable Macbook Pro has got me worried..... I needed another laptop this year and bought a Thinkpad to run Qubes OS.

JVS

(61,935 posts)
26. I don't like the monopolistic pricing, but I also don't think software has civil rights...
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 10:06 PM
Mar 2013

to extend the Kabul metaphor. Nor do I think that selling people a product that does not grant them access to the software's inner workings is immoral. It's a consumer good, not a digital society.

Ideally there would be a competitor to Apple that would offer the same kind of ease of functionality and no-worries operation (even if it means the "horror" of software being like a closed society) without the outrageous prices and ironfisted grip on the customer's pubic hair when it comes to headphones, and chargers.

You're right. Apple is too expensive. But as far as exclusivity goes, just as many people are barred from some types of devices by the fact that they don't know how to set up and maintain other them properly as people are barred by apple's price.

And Fuck Steve Jobs.

Benton D Struckcheon

(2,347 posts)
35. What's this iron grip on headphones???
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 11:31 AM
Mar 2013

I have Bose headphones I use with both my Iphone and Macbook. I also use a Logitech optical mouse with my Macbook. Just plugged in the little usb thingie into the usb port and voila. Plugged in some nice speakers to the other usb port (the speakers have a usb hub where I can plug in any other usb devices I'd need). When I'm at home I have my little computer plugged into these devices and I'm ready to go. Took me all of a minute to put those two devices on and get them running when I got my computer.

cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)
42. My bad.
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 01:01 PM
Mar 2013

I changed the OP to read "connecting wire"

And Iphone or Ipad does have some (needlessly) proprietery jacks, but I should not have said headphones.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
29. I got to use the netbook, cause you know what
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 10:24 PM
Mar 2013

XML is not truly backwards compatible from word 2008 for Mac to word 2007 for windows.

You know what is worst, not that was not Mac, them filters are MS proprietary.

So go sing that song somewhere else.

Oh and the netbook is far from as resilient as either the MacBook, going eight years, or the Ipad

 

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)
31. I don't have any problems nor do I require invasive spyware disguised as anti-virus
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 11:07 PM
Mar 2013

software that you have to pay for forever to update.

Fuck the billionaires, learn how to use a computer and unleash the power of your machine!

Lydia Leftcoast

(48,217 posts)
40. I originally bought a Windows netbook for travel
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 12:41 PM
Mar 2013

It's frustrating, because you have to tell it to do everything, like find the wi-fi and turn on Japanese capability, and then it pauses to download some updates for programs that I never use. Or maybe I do. Who knows?

With the Mac, it automatically finds any wi-fi that I've used before and asks only if I'm in an unfamiliar location. Once I set Japanese as my second language option, that's it. Forever. It checks for updates every week, tells me what's available and what it's for, and asks me if I want it.

When there are problems (and that rarely happens), I get free tech support by taking it to the nearest Apple store (I live equidistant from two of them), where the techies can fiddle with it in person.

Eventually I bought an iPad. It does almost everything the Windows netbook does and with a lot less fuss. Furthermore, it and the iPhone are seamlessly integrated with the computer. The iPad serves as a one-stop entertainment center on those long plane trips to Japan.

I find that Windows fanatics and compulsive Apple bashers are people who like to geek around with their computers. I don't geek around with my computer, just as I don't try to soup up my car.

 

Spider Jerusalem

(21,786 posts)
43. This is pretty much why I loathe Apple.
Sat Mar 16, 2013, 01:22 PM
Mar 2013

Apple users tend to be smug assholes, in my experience. And most of them seem not to realise that their evangelistic attitude is really quite off-putting. (See: Apple fanboys in pretty much any online community ever who respond to someone asking a question about a PC problem with "get a Mac"...blissfully ignorant of the socioeconomic and classist implications of their attitude, which, let's face it, is kind of like saying "oh, I'm really sorry you're having a problem with your Ford! You should buy a BMW. I LOVE mine.)

And Apple, the company, are also assholes. ("We use commodity hardware like Intel CPUs and NVIDIA graphics but if you actually want to upgrade you can't just buy a part off the shelf because we have custom boards! So you have to buy from us at 100% markup!&quot

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