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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey?rel=playeramuse bouche
(3,657 posts)and was blown away. I had no idea he had such a good singing voice
I usually think of him as clownish, but loved this video.
Spot on Thank You Jim Carey
TheDebbieDee
(11,119 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)as he has never been noted for his singing.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)My son said Jim sang for Paul McCartney's producer
and he was very impressed with his voice.
I found it.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)of course it's not Carrey singing, unless he does a really good imitation of... what's that singer's name?? It also is not Lincoln, Gandhii or Lennon. but...is that really Sam?
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)I posted one Beatles song above your post. But he actually plays the guitar and has a bunch of bits on youtube
pangaia
(24,324 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)Love him even more after this!!
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)Loved the band mates. Gandhi, John Lennon and Lincoln
MuseRider
(34,111 posts)I could not stop either. Had to finish it. Glad I did Thanks.
loudsue
(14,087 posts)All the commenters are gopernazis.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)And the only thing they can do is shoot their mouths off.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)to the bone for them.
It's funny how passionate gunhumpers are about something, they will never have the balls to actually use
ellisonz
(27,711 posts)...go limp with tremors.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)today that aired a bunch of clips from Fox about the video.
The hate flung at Jim Carey was jaw dropping
moondust
(19,993 posts)That's gonna sting!
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,840 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)I don't usually enjoy Jim Carrey, but I think he is getting better with age.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)I fear Fire Marshall Bill was a preview.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)It seems his humor may be getting a little more depth.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)So for them I took one. I liked his Andy Kaufman, though no one can do Andy justice.
tridim
(45,358 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)A complex movie that isn't really a comedy.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)For most of us that would be an 11.
Cha
(297,307 posts)To me whether it was funny or not was immaterial. It was hard hitting satire wrapped in more truths than the Cold Dead Handers can handle.
It didn't hurt that Carrey does have a good singing voice and that little cowboy dance he doing was Perfect!
thanks nolabear
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)and that fact was made all the more evident by the mouth breather comments
nolabear
(41,986 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)at the same time. This video will become viral.
malaise
(269,054 posts)Rec
love_katz
(2,580 posts)Thanks for sharing.
MotherPetrie
(3,145 posts)lobodons
(1,290 posts)Lennon killed by a gun, Lincon killed by a gun Ghandi..?? Well he was a Peace activist I guess. Blondie?? Well, you gotta have a cute blond in every music vid.
Shankapotomus
(4,840 posts)Assassinated in 1948.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)Paladin
(28,264 posts)The Clutters were the murdered family in Truman Capote's "In Cold Blood."
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)BumRushDaShow
(129,096 posts)Bravo!
baldguy
(36,649 posts)Just to fill Your Cold Dead Hands!
nolabear
(41,986 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)For the voicemail I might try after normal working hours
samsingh
(17,599 posts)Heidi
(58,237 posts)Initech
(100,080 posts)I downloaded the song off iTunes. Man there are some pissed off gun nuts on the reviews.
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)I posted one piece on this thread but he has a bunch of stuff on youtube
Erose999
(5,624 posts)SunSeeker
(51,571 posts)SunSeeker
(51,571 posts)It is listed under "In Case You Missed It" stories on the left column of their home page, http://www.cnn.com/
Way to miss the point CNN. But hey, I am sure the gungeoneers appreciate CNN's thwack at Carrey.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)SunSeeker
(51,571 posts)DebJ
(7,699 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)and he needs something bigger just to fill his hand", right after which they cut to Charles Heston with a rifle barrel between his legs like a penis. Hilarious!!!!!!!
DebJ
(7,699 posts)I put that in parenthesis .... think it is a type of gun?
Some folks ride like the wind
With the whispering pines to guide them
And the burning light inside them
Keeps them warm in the snow
Others fear the sounds they hear
Make banditos out of molehills
Fill their hearts with porcupine quills
Theyre dead and buried long before they go
Charleton Heston movies are no longer in demand
And his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand
The angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned
Cause they couldnt pry that gun from his cold, dead hand
It takes a cold, dead hand to decide to pull the trigger
It takes a cold, dead heart and as near as I can figure
With your cold, dead aim youre trying to prove your dick is bigger
But we know
Your chariot may not be swinging low
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand, cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Youre a big, big man with a little bitty gland
So you need something bigger just to fill
Your cold, dead hand
Imagine if the Lord were here
And he knew what youd been thinking
Would his Sacred Heart be sinking
Into the Canyon of Dismay?
And on the ones who sell the guns
Hed sick the vultures and coyotes
Only the Devils true devotees
Could prod a tear from pain and fear
Charleton Heston movies are no longer in demand
And his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand
The angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned
Cause they couldnt pry that gun from his cold, dead hand
It takes a cold, dead hand to decide to pull the trigger
It takes a cold, dead heart and as near as I can figure
With your cold, dead aim youre trying to prove your dick is bigger
But we know
Your chariot may not be swinging low
Cold dead hand, Cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, Cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, Cold dead hand
Youre a big, big man with a little bitty gland
So you need something bigger with a hair-pin trigger
You dont wanna get caught with your trousers down
When the psycho killer comes around
So you make your home like a Thunder Dome
And youre always packing everywhere you roam
But the psychos win no matter what you do
Cuz theyre gonna buy way more guns than you!
And while youre stumbling outta bed
They put five rocks in the back of your head
Or you get depressed cuz the money went South
And you put your own (Chonka) in your mouth
And your kids walk in and they find you there
Like a headless lump in your underwear
And they move the gun and it kills them too
And your wife just doesnt know what to do
So she takes a hand grenade from her shoe
And she pulls the pin
..
And its all on YOU.
And your COLD, DEAD HAND.
I'd love to see some kids in the inner city rapping this..............
that's the word you didn't understand.
DebJ
(7,699 posts)SunSeeker
(51,571 posts)Ties in the fact that you are 43 times more likely to be killed by your own gun than an intruder, with suicide made 5 times more likely if there is a gun in the house.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)after "we know your chariot might not be swinging low."
Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)proves Mr. Carey hit a nerve.
Brilliant video. God bless him. "Smite me, oh mighty Smighter!"
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)They sure have struck a nerve with it.
Jim Carrey will be on some of their fecal registers for a long time.
Glimmer of Hope
(5,823 posts)bobclark86
(1,415 posts)It's like the Bushmaster ads about getting your "man card" back...
Now, I think the "guns for little penises" meme is getting annoying as shit in light of the seriousness of subject matter, but DAMN this was funny!
LiberalLovinLug
(14,174 posts)HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Fox Noise has declared war!
nolabear
(41,986 posts)On edit I see it has gotten a bunch!