Mercifully, he survived the attack and can now churn out puppy pictures for the remainder of his hard-earned retirement. Take that, evildoers!

He just missed him twice as W showed surprisingly good reaction time.

Dang it!

I never said anything about serving liquor.

...if I recall correctly, was unbalancing and falling off of a Segway, a machine designed to automatically balance and be very resistant to becoming unbalanced and spilling it's driver. Obviously non of the test drivers of the Segway were in GWB's league of shear clumsiness. That Segway incident is the perfect metaphor for his presidency.

Or was it that the couch turned itself into an ejector sofa and his parachute failed?

I've forgotten the exact details.

When you put it so simply, it really does make us look stupid. Or at least the people who have the reins look stupid.

The Peter Princilpe on a National (global, even) scale. We've reached our level of incompetence.

- Chris Rock

And still better than 90% of anything else on TV.

And adorable.

funded by the shoe bomb manufacturers & supported by the assholes who think they need shoe bombs for hunting & "personal protection".

so what is the big deal??

Unless your name is Mustafa.

John Oliver is a unique talent.

PB

I guess the TSA figures there's no good guys wearing shoes in America.

Now, about that underwear bomber ...

I think I've lost the thread of this thread.

Momma was kinda strange that way.

But it does raise an interesting question: Why doesn't the TSA require underwear checks?

They establish the pattern. And it's all about...wait for it...



MONEY!

9/11 would not have been considered an act of terrorism, it would have been called an isolated incident by a group of mentally unstable individuals.