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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAP: North Korea reveals doomsday device, hints entire Facebook community should set status to 'Dead'
From the Associated Press:
Pyongyang - In yet another stunning proclamation from the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, government officials have revealed a previously unseen 'Doomsday Device' and indicated the rest of the world "Just might want to set its Facebook status to 'Dead'", early Saturday.
KCNA, the official North Korean News Agency, released this picture of what was claimed to be a 'Doomsday Device' capable of destroying the entire world should North Korea be attacked or otherwise "feel like doing so":
--snip--
But while European defense analysts are publicly scratching their heads, the United States Department of Defense held a press conference to indicate they had identified the device.
"That's actually an old ColecoVision gaming console." said George Little, Pentagon spokesman. "Specifically, a model intended for sale in South American or other Spanish-speaking countries. You can tell by the blue label. On EBay that's worth about $250, up to $325 if it comes with the original promotional 'En Busca Del Río' cartridge. As far as we know, it's not capable of detonating nuclear devices."
--snip--
Tensions remain high on the Korean peninsula. In response to the overflight of a B-2 stealth bomber, KCNA has released a picture purported to show "Supreme commander of the Korean Peoples Army Kim Jong-Un, in one of his many chosen forms, chasing away Capitalist Aggressor Sky Army Vehicles"
KCNA, the official North Korean News Agency, released this picture of what was claimed to be a 'Doomsday Device' capable of destroying the entire world should North Korea be attacked or otherwise "feel like doing so":
--snip--
But while European defense analysts are publicly scratching their heads, the United States Department of Defense held a press conference to indicate they had identified the device.
"That's actually an old ColecoVision gaming console." said George Little, Pentagon spokesman. "Specifically, a model intended for sale in South American or other Spanish-speaking countries. You can tell by the blue label. On EBay that's worth about $250, up to $325 if it comes with the original promotional 'En Busca Del Río' cartridge. As far as we know, it's not capable of detonating nuclear devices."
--snip--
Tensions remain high on the Korean peninsula. In response to the overflight of a B-2 stealth bomber, KCNA has released a picture purported to show "Supreme commander of the Korean Peoples Army Kim Jong-Un, in one of his many chosen forms, chasing away Capitalist Aggressor Sky Army Vehicles"
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AP: North Korea reveals doomsday device, hints entire Facebook community should set status to 'Dead' (Original Post)
Poll_Blind
Mar 2013
OP
Sorry, AP = Aunt Peg. She's crazy. BTW, do you think a reasonable person would...
Poll_Blind
Mar 2013
#8
No, if you go to the AP site right now, you can see her cat. Cat's crazy too. nt
Poll_Blind
Mar 2013
#12
They can't touch me- I've stored up huge quantities of precious bodily fluids.
Gregorian
Mar 2013
#18
Dash87
(3,220 posts)1. Holy crap, it's the Eater of Worlds. Run!
William769
(55,147 posts)2. That idiot is his own worst enemy.
octoberlib
(14,971 posts)3. This is hilarious nt
bluedigger
(17,086 posts)4. ...
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)5. LOL!
PB
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)19. Don't laugh. They might have a secret army of DEVIL BATS.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)6. I think that saying it is an Associated Press article is inappropriate. n/t
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)8. Sorry, AP = Aunt Peg. She's crazy. BTW, do you think a reasonable person would...
...believe the North Korean military would indicate everyone on Facebook should set their status to 'dead'? I thought that would be sort of a giveaway.
PB
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)10. Aunt Peg? The link goes to: http://www.ap.org/
Is the link supposed to go to Aunt Peg's site
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)12. No, if you go to the AP site right now, you can see her cat. Cat's crazy too. nt
PB
Skittles
(153,164 posts)7. f***, I thought it meant they were gonna kill facebook
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)9. The North Korean government would never do anything so altruistic. nt
PB
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)11. And now I am disappointed
The Onion has moved to the AP offices, and photoshop is required of photogs.
My Photoshop skills suck
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)13. BWAHAHAHA!
wickerwoman
(5,662 posts)14. Silly fuckers have used Beta instead of VHS.
Setting Facebook status to "Not before the season 3 premiere of Game of Thrones you bastards".
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)17. Haha. 1980 called, and wants it's doomsday device back!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)20. And its Colecovision...
my lord, I owned one. I never realized it was a doomsday device.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)15. Not the Onion...
cbrer
(1,831 posts)16. Facebook is set to "dead" all by itself. nt
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)18. They can't touch me- I've stored up huge quantities of precious bodily fluids.
Serve The Servants
(328 posts)21. Don't worry! We have newer, more powerful device...
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)22. you laugh, but
for the time, the colecovision was pretty impressive.