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Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 12:01 AM Mar 2013

AP: North Korea reveals doomsday device, hints entire Facebook community should set status to 'Dead'

From the Associated Press:

Pyongyang - In yet another stunning proclamation from the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, government officials have revealed a previously unseen 'Doomsday Device' and indicated the rest of the world "Just might want to set its Facebook status to 'Dead'", early Saturday.

KCNA, the official North Korean News Agency, released this picture of what was claimed to be a 'Doomsday Device' capable of destroying the entire world should North Korea be attacked or otherwise "feel like doing so":



--snip--

But while European defense analysts are publicly scratching their heads, the United States Department of Defense held a press conference to indicate they had identified the device.

"That's actually an old ColecoVision gaming console." said George Little, Pentagon spokesman. "Specifically, a model intended for sale in South American or other Spanish-speaking countries. You can tell by the blue label. On EBay that's worth about $250, up to $325 if it comes with the original promotional 'En Busca Del Río' cartridge. As far as we know, it's not capable of detonating nuclear devices."

--snip--

Tensions remain high on the Korean peninsula. In response to the overflight of a B-2 stealth bomber, KCNA has released a picture purported to show "Supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army Kim Jong-Un, in one of his many chosen forms, chasing away Capitalist Aggressor Sky Army Vehicles"



Much more at the link!

PB
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AP: North Korea reveals doomsday device, hints entire Facebook community should set status to 'Dead' (Original Post) Poll_Blind Mar 2013 OP
Holy crap, it's the Eater of Worlds. Run! Dash87 Mar 2013 #1
That idiot is his own worst enemy. William769 Mar 2013 #2
This is hilarious nt octoberlib Mar 2013 #3
... bluedigger Mar 2013 #4
LOL! Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #5
Don't laugh. They might have a secret army of DEVIL BATS. Gregorian Mar 2013 #19
I think that saying it is an Associated Press article is inappropriate. n/t Tx4obama Mar 2013 #6
Sorry, AP = Aunt Peg. She's crazy. BTW, do you think a reasonable person would... Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #8
Aunt Peg? The link goes to: http://www.ap.org/ Tx4obama Mar 2013 #10
No, if you go to the AP site right now, you can see her cat. Cat's crazy too. nt Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #12
f***, I thought it meant they were gonna kill facebook Skittles Mar 2013 #7
The North Korean government would never do anything so altruistic. nt Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #9
And now I am disappointed nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #11
BWAHAHAHA! sakabatou Mar 2013 #13
Silly fuckers have used Beta instead of VHS. wickerwoman Mar 2013 #14
Haha. 1980 called, and wants it's doomsday device back! Gregorian Mar 2013 #17
And its Colecovision... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #20
Not the Onion... freshwest Mar 2013 #15
Facebook is set to "dead" all by itself. nt cbrer Mar 2013 #16
They can't touch me- I've stored up huge quantities of precious bodily fluids. Gregorian Mar 2013 #18
Don't worry! We have newer, more powerful device... Serve The Servants Mar 2013 #21
you laugh, but Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #22

bluedigger

(17,086 posts)
4. ...
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 12:10 AM
Mar 2013

“We can't stop here, this is bat country!”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)
8. Sorry, AP = Aunt Peg. She's crazy. BTW, do you think a reasonable person would...
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 12:20 AM
Mar 2013

...believe the North Korean military would indicate everyone on Facebook should set their status to 'dead'? I thought that would be sort of a giveaway.

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nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
11. And now I am disappointed
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 12:24 AM
Mar 2013

The Onion has moved to the AP offices, and photoshop is required of photogs.

My Photoshop skills suck

wickerwoman

(5,662 posts)
14. Silly fuckers have used Beta instead of VHS.
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 12:44 AM
Mar 2013

Setting Facebook status to "Not before the season 3 premiere of Game of Thrones you bastards".

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