Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln.htmlWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.
The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.
According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”
The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”
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She landed in DC under heavy sniper fire, but managed to avoid getting killed, and then snuck into Ford's theater, and said she was looking for some Rose law firm papers. Then she printed her 3D gun, and shot him as the Starland Vocal Band finished Afternoon Delight.
I remember it well. Yes indeed. And then she got away, and is now trying to take over where Lincoln left off. 
where she was on April 15, 1865
But she also destroyed Garfield, brainwashed Czolgosz into killing McKinley, and used the dark arts to give Reagan alzheimers. She also framed Nixon for Watergate, palled around with the Ayatollah, and was actually behind 9/11. New evidence also suggest that Clinton might not even be human, but a plant like being from Neptune... Ergo, she couldn't run for president. 
