Wind Fracking Technology to Replace Wind Turbines
Source: http://weirdenergynewsthatisnotreal.com
Latest Breakthrough Makes Wind Fracking Possible
by Wendy Zephyrus
A newly developed technology promises to replace wind turbine power generation with wind-powered fracking in many areas in the US, according to Breezy Posterius, PhD, founder of TurboFracking Industries, Inc. Based on the increasing objections to wind turbine farms from nearby residents, birders and hypochondriacs, Posterius has investigated alternative uses of the fast-growing orchard of large wind turbines, some as large as jumbo jet planes. Instead of generating electrical power, he believes they can be converted to an alternative fracking method for natural gas and oil production, allowing clean-burning natural gas to be burned in electrical generation facilities and lowering gasoline prices up to .001 cents per gallon across the board.
TurboFracking Industries utilizes vibratory technology, once limited to small installations on lawns and in gardens to rid those areas from moles, voles, shrews, and other burrowing creatures.
Expanded to full-sized turbines, once used to generate electricity, the same principle will create good vibrations to fracture deep rock structures, releasing the oil and natural gas for expoitation. As a side benefit, worms driven to the surface by the vibratory emanations will be collected and sold to anglers, Breezy Posterius proposes. "It's a win-win solution and a new paradigm that comes from thinking outside the box," he stated.
Currently seeking investors for an upcoming large-scale demonstration project somewhere in Southern California, Posterius predicts high-velocity growth and expansion in coming years, as the technology shows its capabilities. When asked about vibrations disturbing nearby residents, Dr. Posterius said, "There is always some issue with some people. They'll just have to put up with it to get the benefits of the fracking oil and gas. They can move, can't they?"
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What an asshole.
that is like the Onion - look at the name of the link.
I thought it was pretty damn funny. 
Always good to have a doctor's opinion. 
I totally missed that. 
Maybe something like this?
I don't know. 
We're doomed.
They're doing everything they can to fight this terribl threat, but could use a few bucks more for the Cause.
I think I have now milked this thread for all it's worth. Things could get seriously out of hand here.
You'll confuse people....
Unreality, on the other hand, is something altogether different.
