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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Wed May 22, 2013, 08:59 AM May 2013

A conciousness is a terrible thing to waste. Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!!

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Alex, to-hell-with-my-meds, Jones is saying: "It's so painfully obvious! . . . When will the people listen? . . . The Oklahoma tornado is only the latest example. . . . The federal government is using the technology they picked up at Roswell. . . . They create these gigantic storms so they can blame it on global warming. . . Then, along with the fake terrorism (they've got incidents in the works which will make 9/11 look like a Girl Scouts' campfire!), and the staged mass shootings, the created sinkholes, etc., etc. . . . Well, the list goes on and on. . . . But the bottom line is . . . when the saucers come, we'll be glad to give up the planet and go into slavery. . . . And the media are in on it as well. . . . Why do you think I can only get on Fox?"

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Link to the actual story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/05/21/alex-jones-explains-how-government-weather-weap/194167

(CAPTIONer's comment: Trying to satirize a mad man makes one appreciate at least on mythological figure: Sisyphus.)

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A conciousness is a terrible thing to waste. Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!! (Original Post) skip fox May 2013 OP
"My jaw has been wired shut by court order, so I communicate by fist-thumping." winter is coming May 2013 #1
"On tomorrow's show I'm going to tell you about the government's time machine! . . . skip fox May 2013 #2
'Release the gay, suicidal Kraken!' RZM May 2013 #3
"Growing up I suspected that my mother was a government agent. skip fox May 2013 #4
"And I have seen evidence that the feds have experimented on skip fox May 2013 #5

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)
1. "My jaw has been wired shut by court order, so I communicate by fist-thumping."
Wed May 22, 2013, 09:12 AM
May 2013

Yeah, pretty lame, but I'm still on my first cup.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
2. "On tomorrow's show I'm going to tell you about the government's time machine! . . .
Wed May 22, 2013, 09:17 AM
May 2013

Think you know who killed Lincoln?"

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
4. "Growing up I suspected that my mother was a government agent.
Wed May 22, 2013, 10:42 AM
May 2013

After all, she made me clean my plate at every meal so that I would get fat and when I grew up nobody would listen to me and I wouldn't be able to successfully warn people about what the Federal Government was up to. . . . And do you know what she told me when she was dying? 'Don't forget to clean you plate, Alex.' . . . That pretty much proves it as far as I'm concerned."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
5. "And I have seen evidence that the feds have experimented on
Wed May 22, 2013, 01:30 PM
May 2013

fetuses with a machine that is supposed to implant a progressive gene. . . . I know it's hard to believe."

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